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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
Flushed titillating hominid water buffalo
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
exhilarant library therapy
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
passionate field deer antler
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
Walnut stain round eye
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
stimulating blood rage market
  03/26/19
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Flushed titillating hominid water buffalo
  03/26/19
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ebony odious coldplay fan nibblets
  03/26/19
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passionate field deer antler
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
galvanic crimson queen of the night
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
passionate field deer antler
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
exhilarant library therapy
  03/26/19
O F S F S
stimulating blood rage market
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
passionate field deer antler
  03/26/19
180
Irate Haunted Graveyard
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
passionate field deer antler
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
exciting offensive site athletic conference
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
Ivory set
  08/06/19
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Walnut stain round eye
  03/26/19
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vigorous ticket booth
  03/26/19
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multi-colored kitty cat immigrant
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
bat shit crazy frisky background story nowag
  03/26/19
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stimulating blood rage market
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
passionate field deer antler
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
jet-lagged chapel azn
  03/26/19
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bat shit crazy frisky background story nowag
  03/26/19
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maniacal honey-headed windowlicker
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
razzle-dazzle avocado pocket flask parlour
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
exciting offensive site athletic conference
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
Harsh Domesticated Organic Girlfriend
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
jet-lagged chapel azn
  03/26/19
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Harsh Domesticated Organic Girlfriend
  03/26/19
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jet-lagged chapel azn
  06/18/19
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empty of revealed godliness
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
exciting offensive site athletic conference
  03/26/19
cr
Harsh Domesticated Organic Girlfriend
  03/26/19
Zoho
light church
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
Lemon Deranged Ladyboy Dysfunction
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
Maroon halford hell
  03/26/19
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Racy cumskin
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
maniacal honey-headed windowlicker
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
Poppy fragrant wrinkle
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
sooty dragon potus
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
territorial lay candlestick maker
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
Poppy fragrant wrinkle
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
bat shit crazy frisky background story nowag
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
Ivory set
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
Fluffy Emerald Rehab Cuck
  08/07/19
Boom might now
misunderstood supple dingle berry corner
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
cruel-hearted brass kitchen
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
Razzle iridescent state mediation
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
Fluffy Emerald Rehab Cuck
  08/07/19
...
misunderstood supple dingle berry corner
  11/09/19
...
evan39
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/26/25
forces sales
Dare I say
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: Flushed titillating hominid water buffalo

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: exhilarant library therapy

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: passionate field deer antler

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: Walnut stain round eye

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: stimulating blood rage market

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Flushed titillating hominid water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: ebony odious coldplay fan nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: passionate field deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: galvanic crimson queen of the night

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: passionate field deer antler

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: exhilarant library therapy

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: stimulating blood rage market

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: passionate field deer antler

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: Irate Haunted Graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: passionate field deer antler

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: exciting offensive site athletic conference

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: Ivory set

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: Walnut stain round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: vigorous ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: multi-colored kitty cat immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: bat shit crazy frisky background story nowag

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: stimulating blood rage market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: passionate field deer antler

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: jet-lagged chapel azn

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: bat shit crazy frisky background story nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: maniacal honey-headed windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle avocado pocket flask parlour

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: exciting offensive site athletic conference

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Harsh Domesticated Organic Girlfriend

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: jet-lagged chapel azn

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: Harsh Domesticated Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: jet-lagged chapel azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: empty of revealed godliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: exciting offensive site athletic conference

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Harsh Domesticated Organic Girlfriend

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: light church

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Lemon Deranged Ladyboy Dysfunction

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: Maroon halford hell

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Racy cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: maniacal honey-headed windowlicker

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Poppy fragrant wrinkle

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: sooty dragon potus

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: territorial lay candlestick maker

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: Poppy fragrant wrinkle

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: bat shit crazy frisky background story nowag

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Ivory set

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Fluffy Emerald Rehab Cuck

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: misunderstood supple dingle berry corner

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: cruel-hearted brass kitchen

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Razzle iridescent state mediation

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Fluffy Emerald Rehab Cuck

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: misunderstood supple dingle berry corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Dare I say

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2:#49051946)