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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: pearl razzmatazz field One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: pearl razzmatazz field Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45736920) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: gaped arousing milk everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: swashbuckling lodge so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: gaped arousing milk (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: swashbuckling lodge It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#45739151) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: fighting site when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2:#47620919) |
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