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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
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it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
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The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
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It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
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wtf is an alive girl
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A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
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i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
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lol, tyft
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Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
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I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
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do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
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(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
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Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
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i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
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Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
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lmao
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holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
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It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
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Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
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It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
plum painfully honest corn cake
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She is slightly older and not hotter.
submissive blathering deer antler puppy
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is that whats' so offensive about it?
pink passionate chapel
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Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
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the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
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He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
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absolutely devastating
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she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
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He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
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And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
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You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
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its kind of a representation of America
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she literally looks like a blow-up doll
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I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
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Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
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It's all about money and connections.
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Galvanic personal credit line

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: khaki titillating location

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Galvanic personal credit line

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: plum painfully honest corn cake



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: flushed field

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: pea-brained mischievous step-uncle's house twinkling uncleanness



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: submissive blathering deer antler puppy

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: cerise sanctuary hairy legs

wtf is an alive girl

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: submissive blathering deer antler puppy

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Galvanic personal credit line

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: submissive blathering deer antler puppy

lol, tyft

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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: iridescent electric selfie

It's both

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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Curious green business firm

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: comical lake genital piercing

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Peach fiercely-loyal french chef casino

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
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(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: cerise sanctuary hairy legs

lmfao

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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Supple lettuce

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Canary roast beef

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Supple lettuce

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: plum painfully honest corn cake

lmao

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Galvanic personal credit line

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: sapphire filthpig



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: plum painfully honest corn cake

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: pink passionate chapel

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: plum painfully honest corn cake

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: submissive blathering deer antler puppy

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: pink passionate chapel

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: submissive blathering deer antler puppy

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Canary roast beef

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Supple lettuce

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: plum painfully honest corn cake

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Canary roast beef

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Arousing ebony mexican

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: domesticated violet sound barrier sandwich

TiTscR

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: khaki titillating location

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: khaki titillating location



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Curious green business firm

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Transparent concupiscible piazza

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Jet-lagged market

its kind of a representation of America

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: bipolar azn

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: sooty coldplay fan ticket booth

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Transparent concupiscible piazza

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Balding metal school gay wizard

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: comical lake genital piercing

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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: plum painfully honest corn cake

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: sooty coldplay fan ticket booth

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Transparent concupiscible piazza

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055482)