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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Slate Supple Becky
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
bright hairless boltzmann
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Slate Supple Becky
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
bright hairless boltzmann
  10/17/25
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nubile rigpig pervert
  10/17/25
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bossy newt preventive strike
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
spruce sickened azn knife
  10/17/25
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Slate Supple Becky
  10/17/25
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Obsidian parlour
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
motley legal warrant candlestick maker
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
spruce sickened azn knife
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
spruce sickened azn knife
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Slate Supple Becky
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
narrow-minded international law enforcement agency partner
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
magical hissy fit hospital
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Vivacious toaster
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Slate Supple Becky
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Vivacious toaster
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Cyan Associate
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Vivacious toaster
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Slate Supple Becky
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Sapphire trip area selfie
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Excitant ungodly stage ladyboy
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Slate Supple Becky
  10/17/25
...
wonderful ebony temple
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Cyan Associate
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
nubile rigpig pervert
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Arousing claret ceo mediation
  10/17/25
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Slate Supple Becky
  10/17/25
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wonderful ebony temple
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
nubile rigpig pervert
  10/17/25
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Obsidian parlour
  10/17/25
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Aggressive tanning salon
  10/18/25
lol
alcoholic abode regret
  10/18/25
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Charismatic circlehead
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
talking stain indirect expression
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Slate Supple Becky
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
talking stain indirect expression
  10/17/25
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Slate Supple Becky
  10/17/25
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bossy newt preventive strike
  10/18/25
:(
impertinent spectacular nursing home
  10/17/25
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Sticky Affirmative Action Really Tough Guy
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
deep windowlicker
  10/18/25
...
naked passionate pistol masturbator
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
motley legal warrant candlestick maker
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Thriller Buff Mental Disorder Chad
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Cracking pearl school
  10/18/25
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Sticky Affirmative Action Really Tough Guy
  10/18/25
...
spruce sickened azn knife
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Slate Supple Becky
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Thriller Buff Mental Disorder Chad
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
spruce sickened azn knife
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
bat shit crazy cruise ship
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
appetizing crystalline plaza
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
comical idiot death wish
  10/18/25
...
narrow-minded international law enforcement agency partner
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
talking stain indirect expression
  10/18/25
...
Slate Supple Becky
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Slate Supple Becky

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: bright hairless boltzmann

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Slate Supple Becky

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: bright hairless boltzmann

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: nubile rigpig pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: bossy newt preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: spruce sickened azn knife

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Slate Supple Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Obsidian parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: motley legal warrant candlestick maker

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: spruce sickened azn knife

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: spruce sickened azn knife

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Slate Supple Becky

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: narrow-minded international law enforcement agency partner

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: magical hissy fit hospital

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Vivacious toaster

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Slate Supple Becky

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Vivacious toaster

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Cyan Associate

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Vivacious toaster

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Slate Supple Becky

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Sapphire trip area selfie

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Excitant ungodly stage ladyboy

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Slate Supple Becky

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: wonderful ebony temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Cyan Associate

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: nubile rigpig pervert

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Arousing claret ceo mediation

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Slate Supple Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: wonderful ebony temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: nubile rigpig pervert

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Obsidian parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Aggressive tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: alcoholic abode regret

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Charismatic circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: talking stain indirect expression

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Slate Supple Becky

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: talking stain indirect expression

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Slate Supple Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: bossy newt preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: impertinent spectacular nursing home

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Sticky Affirmative Action Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: deep windowlicker

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: naked passionate pistol masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: motley legal warrant candlestick maker

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Thriller Buff Mental Disorder Chad

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cracking pearl school

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Sticky Affirmative Action Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: spruce sickened azn knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Slate Supple Becky

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Thriller Buff Mental Disorder Chad

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: spruce sickened azn knife

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: bat shit crazy cruise ship

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: appetizing crystalline plaza

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: comical idiot death wish

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: narrow-minded international law enforcement agency partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: talking stain indirect expression

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Slate Supple Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49359746)