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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Aphrodisiac round eye
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac round eye

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed resort

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac round eye

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed resort

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Henna associate



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Ungodly haunting fanboi

Just tell some n word jokes.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Spectacular lodge

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac round eye

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Spectacular lodge

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Apoplectic arousing half-breed

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Goyim Potus



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac round eye

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Insane snowy knife ceo



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Diverse Balding Box Office Goal In Life

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Lake big corn cake

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac round eye

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Lake big corn cake

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Diverse Balding Box Office Goal In Life



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: contagious twinkling uncleanness idiot

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac round eye

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: judgmental 180 alpha brunch

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: contagious twinkling uncleanness idiot

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted greedy national

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac round eye

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: titillating site

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Dashing Stag Film Tattoo



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: racy aquamarine stain new version

lmfao

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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Narrow-minded burgundy locus

Aren’t iPods crazy?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted greedy national



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Twinkling dingle berry



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Rusted maniacal tanning salon chad



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored chestnut sanctuary

sprinted here

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Dashing Stag Film Tattoo



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Adventurous public bath electric furnace

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac round eye

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Rusted maniacal tanning salon chad

tp

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Garnet charismatic immigrant

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: mentally impaired primrose abode

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac round eye

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: boyish milky office

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac round eye



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Coral Vivacious Water Buffalo Doctorate

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac round eye



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Dashing Stag Film Tattoo



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Twinkling dingle berry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Goyim Potus



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: pale godawful shrine



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed resort



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Insane snowy knife ceo



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Garnet charismatic immigrant



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: trip chapel coldplay fan



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Disrespectful excitant dragon church building

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac round eye

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: exhilarant mediation theater stage

3 words: pepper thine angus

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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Henna associate

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