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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/17/25
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Adulterous crawly property turdskin
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Sienna temple travel guidebook
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
Contagious hall death wish
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/17/25
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rebellious mahogany home famous landscape painting
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/17/25
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rebellious mahogany home famous landscape painting
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/17/25
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rebellious mahogany home famous landscape painting
  12/17/25
Incredible
Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/17/25
boom lives
jade crackhouse hunting ground
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
Contagious hall death wish
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Puce Up-to-no-good Water Buffalo Philosopher-king
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/17/25
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rebellious mahogany home famous landscape painting
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/17/25
wmtp
thirsty location pistol
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Swollen bearded hospital pozpig
  12/17/25
Strong contender
Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Swollen bearded hospital pozpig
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Swollen bearded hospital pozpig
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
effete electric furnace factory reset button
  12/17/25
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Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/17/25
evan39
nubile peach rigor native
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Adulterous crawly property turdskin
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
cracking duck-like plaza round eye
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
cracking duck-like plaza round eye
  12/17/25
who are you
jade crackhouse hunting ground
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
cracking duck-like plaza round eye
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
jade crackhouse hunting ground
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
nubile peach rigor native
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
excitant know-it-all church
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
cracking duck-like plaza round eye
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
cracking duck-like plaza round eye
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
cracking duck-like plaza round eye
  12/18/25
whokobe
jade crackhouse hunting ground
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
effete electric furnace factory reset button
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
effete electric furnace factory reset button
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
arousing old irish cottage masturbator
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
jade crackhouse hunting ground
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
arousing old irish cottage masturbator
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
jade crackhouse hunting ground
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
arousing old irish cottage masturbator
  12/17/25
Who is IH
Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/17/25
(n00b)
arousing old irish cottage masturbator
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
Misunderstood set
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Self-centered locus codepig
  12/18/25
Stfu
Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
sapphire mind-boggling boistinker
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Aqua Electric Candlestick Maker
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
orange goyim indian lodge
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Ruby heady space
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
Spectacular crystalline newt
  12/18/25
Thanks.
Misunderstood set
  12/18/25
Boom
lavender trailer park milk
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Laughsome bearded dilemma
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Adulterous crawly property turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Sienna temple travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Contagious hall death wish

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: rebellious mahogany home famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: rebellious mahogany home famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: rebellious mahogany home famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: jade crackhouse hunting ground

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Contagious hall death wish

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Puce Up-to-no-good Water Buffalo Philosopher-king

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: rebellious mahogany home famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: thirsty location pistol

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Swollen bearded hospital pozpig

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Swollen bearded hospital pozpig

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Swollen bearded hospital pozpig

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: effete electric furnace factory reset button

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: nubile peach rigor native

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Adulterous crawly property turdskin

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: cracking duck-like plaza round eye

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: cracking duck-like plaza round eye

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: jade crackhouse hunting ground

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: cracking duck-like plaza round eye

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: jade crackhouse hunting ground

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: nubile peach rigor native

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: excitant know-it-all church

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: cracking duck-like plaza round eye

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: cracking duck-like plaza round eye

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: cracking duck-like plaza round eye

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: jade crackhouse hunting ground

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: effete electric furnace factory reset button

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: effete electric furnace factory reset button

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: arousing old irish cottage masturbator

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: jade crackhouse hunting ground

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: arousing old irish cottage masturbator

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jade crackhouse hunting ground

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: arousing old irish cottage masturbator

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: arousing old irish cottage masturbator

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Misunderstood set

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Self-centered locus codepig

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: sapphire mind-boggling boistinker

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Aqua Electric Candlestick Maker

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: orange goyim indian lodge

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Ruby heady space

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline newt

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Misunderstood set

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: lavender trailer park milk

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Laughsome bearded dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2:#49519546)