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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
Chocolate coffee pot
  07/19/24
I live like this now
violent public bath multi-billionaire
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Lascivious Khaki Private Investor Mother
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Startled vivacious menage
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Contagious Spot
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Juan Eighty
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loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it w...
maroon insanely creepy indian lodge
  07/19/24
This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
rusted adventurous becky lay
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boyish chapel
  07/19/24
*in the next week
Chocolate coffee pot
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Wine bipolar kitchen
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libs maf!
massive floppy boistinker pocket flask
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Narrow-minded Peach Lettuce Hell
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Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This ...
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Sapphire athletic conference associate
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rusted adventurous becky lay
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passionate trailer park crotch
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NM is back
galvanic nowag institution
  07/19/24
God I hope so
Wine bipolar kitchen
  07/19/24
His love is with us always, brother.
Chocolate coffee pot
  07/19/24
He poasted yesterday iirc
boyish chapel
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Wow
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massive floppy boistinker pocket flask
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Sapphire athletic conference associate
  07/19/24
mrx sunburst
Sapphire athletic conference associate
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galvanic nowag institution
  07/19/24
Pics?
wild plum school degenerate
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galvanic nowag institution
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Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?
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OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick ....
boyish chapel
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Irradiated Legal Warrant Den
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convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unr...
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Chocolate coffee pot

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: violent public bath multi-billionaire

I live like this now

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Lascivious Khaki Private Investor Mother



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Startled vivacious menage

180

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Contagious Spot



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: impertinent diverse main people school cafeteria



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: maroon insanely creepy indian lodge

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: rusted adventurous becky lay

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: boyish chapel



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Chocolate coffee pot

*in the next week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47874025)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Wine bipolar kitchen



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: massive floppy boistinker pocket flask

libs maf!

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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: nubile dopamine incel



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Peach Lettuce Hell



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac university

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: boyish chapel

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: rose mad cow disease



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: massive floppy boistinker pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Sapphire athletic conference associate



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: rusted adventurous becky lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866550)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: passionate trailer park crotch



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: galvanic nowag institution

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Wine bipolar kitchen

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Chocolate coffee pot

His love is with us always, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866750)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: boyish chapel

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: blathering aqua station



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Chocolate coffee pot



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Obsidian stage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: odious set hairy legs



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Mauve Vibrant Regret Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Pink mischievous step-uncle's house



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Bright site



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Harsh Thriller Philosopher-king



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: sienna pisswyrm national security agency



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: boyish chapel



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: consumptive good



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: massive floppy boistinker pocket flask



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Sapphire athletic conference associate



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Sapphire athletic conference associate

mrx sunburst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47866553)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: galvanic nowag institution



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: wild plum school degenerate

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47868535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: galvanic nowag institution



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Slate Native Rigpig



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Mauve Vibrant Regret Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: Mauve Vibrant Regret Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Indigo Marvelous Church Gunner



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Cowardly nighttime travel guidebook



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Idiotic mind-boggling crackhouse

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: boyish chapel

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: Irradiated Legal Warrant Den



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: wild plum school degenerate

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: rose mad cow disease

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2:#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Chocolate coffee pot



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: boyish chapel



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Chocolate coffee pot



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