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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
bateful nowag
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
know-it-all tank set
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
bateful nowag
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Elite coffee pot
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
bateful nowag
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
very tactful stubborn skinny woman
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Elite coffee pot
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Mahogany medicated pervert main people
  09/22/23
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bateful nowag
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Elite coffee pot
  09/22/23
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maize jewess
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Diverse pale menage
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
dashing startling institution crotch
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
supple naked site
  09/22/23
Yes
bateful nowag
  09/22/23
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  09/22/23
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maize jewess
  09/23/23
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aphrodisiac erotic locus personal credit line
  09/27/23
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Cheese-eating black woman
  10/01/23
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Honey-headed Odious Plaza
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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bateful nowag
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Bonkers idiot temple
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
bateful nowag
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
aphrodisiac erotic locus personal credit line
  09/22/23
...
talented haunting cuckold
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
cracking queen of the night
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Bearded meetinghouse
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
bateful nowag
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
comical carmine lay
  09/22/23
...
bateful nowag
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
zombie-like nibblets
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
very tactful stubborn skinny woman
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
bateful nowag
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
zombie-like nibblets
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
bateful nowag
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
comical carmine lay
  09/27/23
...
bateful nowag
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
contagious weed whacker police squad
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
bateful nowag
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
contagious weed whacker police squad
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
bateful nowag
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
contagious weed whacker police squad
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Razzmatazz lime principal's office associate
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Overrated floppy elastic band internal respiration
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
stimulating giraffe stock car
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Overrated floppy elastic band internal respiration
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
bateful nowag
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
twinkling arousing senate
  09/27/23
Ungh
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  10/01/23
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twinkling arousing senate
  10/02/23
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bateful nowag
  10/01/23
Yes
Plum passionate party of the first part generalized bond
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Sticky depressive brethren
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: bateful nowag

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: know-it-all tank set

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: bateful nowag

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Elite coffee pot

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: bateful nowag

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: very tactful stubborn skinny woman

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Elite coffee pot

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Mahogany medicated pervert main people

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: bateful nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Elite coffee pot

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: maize jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Diverse pale menage

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: dashing startling institution crotch

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: supple naked site

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: bateful nowag

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: adulterous abnormal gas station masturbator



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy antidepressant drug brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac erotic locus personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: maize jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac erotic locus personal credit line



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Cheese-eating black woman



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed Odious Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: bateful nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Bonkers idiot temple

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: bateful nowag

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac erotic locus personal credit line

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: talented haunting cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: cracking queen of the night

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Bearded meetinghouse

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: bateful nowag

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: comical carmine lay

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: bateful nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: zombie-like nibblets

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: very tactful stubborn skinny woman

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: bateful nowag

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: zombie-like nibblets

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: bateful nowag

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: comical carmine lay

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: bateful nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: contagious weed whacker police squad

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: bateful nowag

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: contagious weed whacker police squad

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: bateful nowag

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: contagious weed whacker police squad

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Razzmatazz lime principal's office associate

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Overrated floppy elastic band internal respiration

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: stimulating giraffe stock car

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Overrated floppy elastic band internal respiration

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: bateful nowag

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: twinkling arousing senate

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Avocado Alcoholic Point

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: twinkling arousing senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: bateful nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Plum passionate party of the first part generalized bond

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Sticky depressive brethren

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#49894111)