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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
federal emerald roast beef institution
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
beady-eyed potus whorehouse
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
federal emerald roast beef institution
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
cowardly shrine azn
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
slate filthy abode
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
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  06/06/25
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vivacious buff ticket booth nowag
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
beady-eyed potus whorehouse
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
federal emerald roast beef institution
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
drunken contagious background story
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
federal emerald roast beef institution
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
Yellow kink-friendly black woman boltzmann
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
federal emerald roast beef institution
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
pungent aromatic business firm
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
federal emerald roast beef institution
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
Concupiscible Plum Wagecucks
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
drunken contagious background story
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vivacious buff ticket booth nowag
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
Concupiscible Plum Wagecucks
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
poppy bonkers factory reset button
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
federal emerald roast beef institution
  06/06/25
Damn
poppy bonkers factory reset button
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
vivacious buff ticket booth nowag
  06/06/25
not including tip
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I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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LOL
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pungent aromatic business firm
  06/27/25
he can pay in installments using klarna
Mildly autistic chapel
  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
Topaz rehab
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
Overrated crawly library round eye
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
federal emerald roast beef institution
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
Overrated crawly library round eye
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
federal emerald roast beef institution
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
pungent aromatic business firm
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
Overrated crawly library round eye
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
vivacious buff ticket booth nowag
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
federal emerald roast beef institution
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
Concupiscible Plum Wagecucks
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
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  06/06/25
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curious amber scourge upon the earth public bath
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
Concupiscible Plum Wagecucks
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
Insanely creepy school cafeteria
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
Light national security agency national
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Greedy canary address
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
abusive vibrant antidepressant drug school
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
federal emerald roast beef institution
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
abusive vibrant antidepressant drug school
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
amethyst zippy laser beams
  06/06/25
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federal emerald roast beef institution
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
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  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
Fragrant Saffron Principal's Office
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
dashing mediation
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
Arousing impressive pozpig
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
odious athletic conference pit
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
Sienna french chef
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
soul-stirring high-end piazza
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
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  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
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  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: federal emerald roast beef institution

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: beady-eyed potus whorehouse

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: federal emerald roast beef institution

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: cowardly shrine azn

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: slate filthy abode

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: marvelous dingle berry hall

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Greedy canary address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48993016)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: vivacious buff ticket booth nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48993051)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: beady-eyed potus whorehouse

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: federal emerald roast beef institution

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: drunken contagious background story

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: federal emerald roast beef institution

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Yellow kink-friendly black woman boltzmann

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: federal emerald roast beef institution

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: pungent aromatic business firm

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: federal emerald roast beef institution

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Concupiscible Plum Wagecucks

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: drunken contagious background story

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: vivacious buff ticket booth nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991843)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Concupiscible Plum Wagecucks

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: poppy bonkers factory reset button

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: federal emerald roast beef institution

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: poppy bonkers factory reset button

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: vivacious buff ticket booth nowag

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Concupiscible Plum Wagecucks

not including tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991855)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Disgusting magenta point international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991861)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: pungent aromatic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991868)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: abusive vibrant antidepressant drug school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991960)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: marvelous dingle berry hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992342)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: soul-stirring high-end piazza

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: beady-eyed potus whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991909)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: pungent aromatic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991914)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: drunken contagious background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991939)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: abusive vibrant antidepressant drug school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991962)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: sapphire sound barrier native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991985)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Fragrant Saffron Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991991)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: cowardly shrine azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991995)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: slate filthy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992070)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: slippery tan sanctuary milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992078)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: ivory excitant state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992084)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Arousing impressive pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992109)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: dashing mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992136)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Titillating tripping lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992266)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Topaz rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992399)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Ruddy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48993876)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: hyperventilating very tactful newt stage

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48994925)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: lime psychic



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: pungent aromatic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#49055366)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Mildly autistic chapel

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Topaz rehab

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Overrated crawly library round eye

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: federal emerald roast beef institution

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Overrated crawly library round eye

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: federal emerald roast beef institution

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: pungent aromatic business firm

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Overrated crawly library round eye

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: vivacious buff ticket booth nowag

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: federal emerald roast beef institution

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Concupiscible Plum Wagecucks

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Arousing impressive pozpig

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: curious amber scourge upon the earth public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992340)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Concupiscible Plum Wagecucks

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Insanely creepy school cafeteria

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Light national security agency national

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Greedy canary address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48993019)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: abusive vibrant antidepressant drug school

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: federal emerald roast beef institution

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: abusive vibrant antidepressant drug school

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: amethyst zippy laser beams

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: federal emerald roast beef institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992207)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: slippery tan sanctuary milk

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Fragrant Saffron Principal's Office

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: dashing mediation

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Arousing impressive pozpig

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: odious athletic conference pit

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Sienna french chef

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring high-end piazza

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: out-of-control electric space private investor

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: federal emerald roast beef institution

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48994921)