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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Racy Whorehouse Windowlicker
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Racy Whorehouse Windowlicker
  10/17/25
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judgmental transparent corner voyeur
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Emerald vengeful dopamine
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
blathering mind-boggling point
  10/17/25
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cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor
  10/17/25
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dun mental disorder
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Exciting disrespectful idea he suggested
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
blathering mind-boggling point
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
blathering mind-boggling point
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
titillating coldplay fan patrolman
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
navy appetizing double fault state
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
big address
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
big address
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
blue narrow-minded toilet seat
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
big address
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Azure International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
sepia comical pit
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor
  10/17/25
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maniacal death wish lay
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
blue narrow-minded toilet seat
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
judgmental transparent corner voyeur
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Glittery principal's office sneaky criminal
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cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor
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maniacal death wish lay
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
judgmental transparent corner voyeur
  10/17/25
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dun mental disorder
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Chartreuse massive lodge pistol
  10/18/25
lol
Disturbing Heaven
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Gay anal den famous landscape painting
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Laughsome hideous field
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
Laughsome hideous field
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Emerald vengeful dopamine
  10/18/25
:(
Diverse tattoo
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Brindle bossy site keepsake machete
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
jade charismatic lettuce base
  10/18/25
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haunting cruise ship
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Exciting disrespectful idea he suggested
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Turquoise Boltzmann Location
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
shivering flesh public bath
  10/18/25
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Brindle bossy site keepsake machete
  10/18/25
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blathering mind-boggling point
  10/18/25
no homo at all
cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Turquoise Boltzmann Location
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
blathering mind-boggling point
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
mustard ungodly gas station hissy fit
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
useless prole orchestra pit
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Cerise Swollen Faggot Firefighter Nowag
  10/18/25
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titillating coldplay fan patrolman
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
Laughsome hideous field
  10/18/25
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cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Racy Whorehouse Windowlicker

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Racy Whorehouse Windowlicker

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: judgmental transparent corner voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Emerald vengeful dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: blathering mind-boggling point

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: dun mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Exciting disrespectful idea he suggested

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: blathering mind-boggling point

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: blathering mind-boggling point

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: titillating coldplay fan patrolman

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: navy appetizing double fault state

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: big address

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: big address

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: blue narrow-minded toilet seat

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: big address

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Azure International Law Enforcement Agency

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: sepia comical pit

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: maniacal death wish lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: blue narrow-minded toilet seat

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: judgmental transparent corner voyeur

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Glittery principal's office sneaky criminal

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: maniacal death wish lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: judgmental transparent corner voyeur

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: dun mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse massive lodge pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Disturbing Heaven

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Gay anal den famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Laughsome hideous field

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Laughsome hideous field

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Emerald vengeful dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Diverse tattoo

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Brindle bossy site keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: jade charismatic lettuce base

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: haunting cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Exciting disrespectful idea he suggested

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Turquoise Boltzmann Location

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: shivering flesh public bath

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Brindle bossy site keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: blathering mind-boggling point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Turquoise Boltzmann Location

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: blathering mind-boggling point

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: mustard ungodly gas station hissy fit

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: useless prole orchestra pit

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Cerise Swollen Faggot Firefighter Nowag

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: titillating coldplay fan patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Laughsome hideous field

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: cobalt impressive marketing idea fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49359746)