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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
Arousing Jade Private Investor
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
vigorous spruce friendly grandma
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
Arousing Jade Private Investor
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
transparent rehab multi-billionaire
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
Arousing Jade Private Investor
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
alcoholic stead trump supporter
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
transparent rehab multi-billionaire
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
sapphire hairless nowag trust fund
  09/22/23
...
Arousing Jade Private Investor
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
transparent rehab multi-billionaire
  09/22/23
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charismatic goal in life
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
galvanic home
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Free-loading Cobalt Principal's Office
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Wine Theater Genital Piercing
  09/22/23
Yes
Arousing Jade Private Investor
  09/22/23
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garnet bonkers school cuck
  09/22/23
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Sepia exhilarant mad cow disease
  09/22/23
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smoky sneaky criminal faggot firefighter
  09/22/23
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charismatic goal in life
  09/23/23
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smoky sneaky criminal faggot firefighter
  09/27/23
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Concupiscible doctorate
  10/01/23
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lascivious abusive brunch affirmative action
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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Arousing Jade Private Investor
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Plum swollen base
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
Arousing Jade Private Investor
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
smoky sneaky criminal faggot firefighter
  09/22/23
...
Talented Gold Den
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Citrine cracking pocket flask mad-dog skullcap
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Out-of-control swashbuckling tank foreskin
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
Arousing Jade Private Investor
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
curious jet-lagged macaca
  09/22/23
...
Arousing Jade Private Investor
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
crimson soul-stirring jewess becky
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
alcoholic stead trump supporter
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
Arousing Jade Private Investor
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
crimson soul-stirring jewess becky
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
Arousing Jade Private Investor
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
curious jet-lagged macaca
  09/27/23
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Arousing Jade Private Investor
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
vivacious pit
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
Arousing Jade Private Investor
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
vivacious pit
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
Arousing Jade Private Investor
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
vivacious pit
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Opaque dingle berry hell
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
trip deranged gas station
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Haunting Honey-headed Pisswyrm Death Wish
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
trip deranged gas station
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
Arousing Jade Private Investor
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
electric brethren public bath
  09/27/23
Ungh
chartreuse sick state turdskin
  10/01/23
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electric brethren public bath
  10/02/23
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Arousing Jade Private Investor
  10/01/23
Yes
razzle orchid codepig
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Glittery lilac spot
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: Arousing Jade Private Investor

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: vigorous spruce friendly grandma

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Arousing Jade Private Investor

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: transparent rehab multi-billionaire

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: Arousing Jade Private Investor

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: alcoholic stead trump supporter

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: transparent rehab multi-billionaire

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: sapphire hairless nowag trust fund

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: Arousing Jade Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: transparent rehab multi-billionaire

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: charismatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: galvanic home

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Free-loading Cobalt Principal's Office

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Wine Theater Genital Piercing

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Arousing Jade Private Investor

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: garnet bonkers school cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Sepia exhilarant mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: smoky sneaky criminal faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: charismatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: smoky sneaky criminal faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: lascivious abusive brunch affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Arousing Jade Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Plum swollen base

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Arousing Jade Private Investor

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: smoky sneaky criminal faggot firefighter

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Talented Gold Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Citrine cracking pocket flask mad-dog skullcap

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Out-of-control swashbuckling tank foreskin

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Arousing Jade Private Investor

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: curious jet-lagged macaca

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Arousing Jade Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: crimson soul-stirring jewess becky

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: alcoholic stead trump supporter

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Arousing Jade Private Investor

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: crimson soul-stirring jewess becky

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Arousing Jade Private Investor

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: curious jet-lagged macaca

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Arousing Jade Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: vivacious pit

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Arousing Jade Private Investor

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: vivacious pit

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: Arousing Jade Private Investor

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: vivacious pit

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Opaque dingle berry hell

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: trip deranged gas station

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Haunting Honey-headed Pisswyrm Death Wish

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: trip deranged gas station

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Arousing Jade Private Investor

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: electric brethren public bath

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: chartreuse sick state turdskin

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: electric brethren public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: Arousing Jade Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: razzle orchid codepig

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Glittery lilac spot

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2:#49894111)