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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
Cerise bearded nursing home azn
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
Rough-skinned Crusty Selfie Feces
  05/27/25
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Cerise bearded nursing home azn
  05/27/25
sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
ocher field
  05/27/25
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Cerise bearded nursing home azn
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
dashing trailer park sex offender
  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
Bipolar rose lodge
  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
red dingle berry roommate
  05/27/25
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beady-eyed police squad parlour
  05/27/25
I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
Crystalline corner
  05/27/25
Much like my wife
Cerise bearded nursing home azn
  05/28/25
jfc
wild exhilarant senate wagecucks
  05/28/25
tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
violent excitant persian parlor
  05/28/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Cerise bearded nursing home azn

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966223)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Crusty Selfie Feces

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966234)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Cerise bearded nursing home azn



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: ocher field

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Cerise bearded nursing home azn



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: dashing trailer park sex offender

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Bipolar rose lodge

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: red dingle berry roommate

id buy one u got a link?

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed police squad parlour



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Crystalline corner

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966433)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: Cerise bearded nursing home azn

Much like my wife

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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: wild exhilarant senate wagecucks

jfc

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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: violent excitant persian parlor

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966805)