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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
cerise national
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
bonkers yellow lodge
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
concupiscible school cafeteria
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
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You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
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  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
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  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
Greedy Hilarious Dopamine
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
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Greedy Hilarious Dopamine
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
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  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
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  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
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  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
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  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
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  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: cerise national

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: bonkers yellow lodge

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: bonkers yellow lodge

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Sickened pozpig kitchen



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Smoky bisexual set



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: mischievous disrespectful library

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Smoky bisexual set



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: turquoise haunted graveyard

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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: gay out-of-control menage giraffe



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: charismatic mental disorder karate

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Greedy Hilarious Dopamine

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: crawly boyish center

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Greedy Hilarious Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Swollen Trip Pit

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Histrionic ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Poppy plaza



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: vibrant box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Autistic gaping immigrant



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Spectacular dun ticket booth



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Autistic gaping immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: alcoholic curious hall becky



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: free-loading bistre forum

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Balding wagecucks

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: lilac dilemma quadroon

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: thirsty excitant chapel

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Irradiated cruise ship round eye

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Autistic gaping immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Sickened pozpig kitchen



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: beady-eyed copper french chef corner



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: gay out-of-control menage giraffe

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49057026)