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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Fighting Wonderful Base Affirmative Action
  06/27/25
i support islam now
laughsome maize karate senate
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Sapphire Supple Brunch
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Drab mind-boggling range degenerate
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Fighting Wonderful Base Affirmative Action
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Drab mind-boggling range degenerate
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fragrant internal respiration shitlib
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Yapping Bright Area Son Of Senegal
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heady garrison
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heady garrison
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
costumed market
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Exciting Sweet Tailpipe
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
At-the-ready brethren personal credit line
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
glassy abnormal death wish
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
At-the-ready brethren personal credit line
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Drab mind-boggling range degenerate
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
At-the-ready brethren personal credit line
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floppy honey-headed fanboi nowag
  06/27/25
It's both
Nofapping university
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Yapping Bright Area Son Of Senegal
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Abusive theater stage
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Awkward Hell
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
laughsome maize karate senate
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
chestnut school cafeteria
  06/27/25
lmfao
glassy abnormal death wish
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Curious doctorate
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Yapping Bright Area Son Of Senegal
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Curious doctorate
  06/27/25
lmao
heady garrison
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Drab mind-boggling range degenerate
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Cerise principal's office
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It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
heady garrison
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Henna idiotic coldplay fan pervert
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
heady garrison
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
At-the-ready brethren personal credit line
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Henna idiotic coldplay fan pervert
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
At-the-ready brethren personal credit line
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Yapping Bright Area Son Of Senegal
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Curious doctorate
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
heady garrison
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Yapping Bright Area Son Of Senegal
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
appetizing water buffalo theater
  06/27/25
TiTscR
zippy trip rehab
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Fighting Wonderful Base Affirmative Action
  06/27/25
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Fighting Wonderful Base Affirmative Action
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Abusive theater stage
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
arousing magenta voyeur
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
zombie-like theatre
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Dark school
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Vibrant gas station
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
arousing magenta voyeur
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
razzle-dazzle haunting party of the first part
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Awkward Hell
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
heady garrison
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Vibrant gas station
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
arousing magenta voyeur
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Fighting Wonderful Base Affirmative Action



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: laughsome maize karate senate

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Sapphire Supple Brunch



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Drab mind-boggling range degenerate

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Fighting Wonderful Base Affirmative Action

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Drab mind-boggling range degenerate

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: fragrant internal respiration shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: At-the-ready brethren personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Yapping Bright Area Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: heady garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: heady garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: costumed market

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Exciting Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: At-the-ready brethren personal credit line

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: glassy abnormal death wish

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: At-the-ready brethren personal credit line

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Drab mind-boggling range degenerate

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: At-the-ready brethren personal credit line

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: floppy honey-headed fanboi nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Nofapping university

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Yapping Bright Area Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Abusive theater stage

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Awkward Hell

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: laughsome maize karate senate

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: chestnut school cafeteria

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: glassy abnormal death wish

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Curious doctorate

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Yapping Bright Area Son Of Senegal

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Curious doctorate

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: heady garrison

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Drab mind-boggling range degenerate

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Cerise principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: heady garrison

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Henna idiotic coldplay fan pervert

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: heady garrison

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: At-the-ready brethren personal credit line

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Henna idiotic coldplay fan pervert

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: At-the-ready brethren personal credit line

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Yapping Bright Area Son Of Senegal

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Curious doctorate

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: heady garrison

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Yapping Bright Area Son Of Senegal

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: appetizing water buffalo theater

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: zippy trip rehab

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Fighting Wonderful Base Affirmative Action

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Fighting Wonderful Base Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Abusive theater stage

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: arousing magenta voyeur

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: zombie-like theatre

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Dark school

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Vibrant gas station

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: arousing magenta voyeur

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle haunting party of the first part

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Awkward Hell

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: heady garrison

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Vibrant gas station

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: arousing magenta voyeur

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055482)