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Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

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Lost it at extra large tampons
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“This got me furious bros.”
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the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula 180
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Laughed at this a dozen times now
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This is hilarious.
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who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: curious indian lodge

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Fighting sandwich milk



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: Self-centered point selfie



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: godawful ivory half-breed

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
Author: Sickened Locus



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
Author: Yellow Infuriating Nursing Home Newt



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
Author: Charcoal boyish puppy



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: big drunken tanning salon



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: bat shit crazy stirring locale stock car



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
Author: smoky sweet tailpipe travel guidebook



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: appetizing step-uncle's house private investor



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: claret shitlib persian



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: sadistic native boltzmann



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: sadistic native boltzmann



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
Author: Topaz crotch reading party



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: Autistic Aphrodisiac Area Sneaky Criminal

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: Aromatic Nudist Police Squad Market



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: federal aqua theatre associate



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: Passionate Tantric Ticket Booth Dog Poop

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: smoky sweet tailpipe travel guidebook

“This got me furious bros.”

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: Titillating filthpig friendly grandma

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: Emerald Really Tough Guy Shrine



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: federal aqua theatre associate



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: soul-stirring flatulent elastic band internal respiration



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: idiotic odious mexican



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: cordovan windowlicker range

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: puce hospital



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
Author: trip out-of-control pisswyrm plaza



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring flatulent elastic band internal respiration



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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring flatulent elastic band internal respiration



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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: soul-stirring flatulent elastic band internal respiration



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Flesh Cowardly Depressive Factory Reset Button



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: Charismatic Place Of Business Heaven

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: sadistic native boltzmann



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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: sooty filthy center wagecucks

🚨 🚨 🚨 sprouts trending on twitter rn🚨🚨🚨

https://twitter.com/tmztucson/status/1293006090548817921?s=21

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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: curious indian lodge



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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: salmon swollen halford pit



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: Charcoal boyish puppy



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: useless spectacular business firm

Laughed at this a dozen times now

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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: curious indian lodge



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: walnut new version



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Autistic Aphrodisiac Area Sneaky Criminal

This is hilarious.

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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: Charcoal boyish puppy



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: salmon swollen halford pit



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: Galvanic Patrolman Orchestra Pit



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Heady keepsake machete



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: bateful grizzly national idiot

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: curious indian lodge

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Heady keepsake machete

flw

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: excitant burgundy alpha



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: useless spectacular business firm

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle aggressive chad volcanic crater



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: curious indian lodge



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: salmon swollen halford pit



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:28 AM
Author: Traditional Latin ass



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:30 AM
Author: 400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding (✅🍑)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: lsd



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