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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
brilliant messiness
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
purple electric furnace police squad
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
brilliant messiness
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
purple electric furnace police squad
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Splenetic university
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Adventurous stage
  10/15/25
Were there rowdy niggers
Sick crackhouse place of business
  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
lilac rough-skinned candlestick maker
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cerebral knife ticket booth
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
vibrant mood box office
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
brilliant messiness
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
Sapphire den
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
vibrant mood box office
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
multi-colored idiot public bath
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
Mint Greedy National Voyeur
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
Aromatic disgusting love of her life
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
lilac rough-skinned candlestick maker
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
wonderful umber philosopher-king gas station
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
hyperventilating set
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
fishy alcoholic dopamine chapel
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
multi-colored idiot public bath
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
hairless windowlicker
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
multi-colored idiot public bath
  10/11/25
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lilac rough-skinned candlestick maker
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
multi-colored idiot public bath
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
fishy alcoholic dopamine chapel
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
multi-colored idiot public bath
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
Emerald stimulating office telephone
  10/14/25
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lilac rough-skinned candlestick maker
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
brilliant messiness
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
multi-colored idiot public bath
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
brilliant messiness
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
multi-colored idiot public bath
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
brilliant messiness
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
multi-colored idiot public bath
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
brilliant messiness
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
multi-colored idiot public bath
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
brilliant messiness
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
hot learning disabled personal credit line half-breed
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
brilliant messiness
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
Emerald stimulating office telephone
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
multi-colored idiot public bath
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
brilliant messiness
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
multi-colored idiot public bath
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
brilliant messiness
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
multi-colored idiot public bath
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
brilliant messiness
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parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
multi-colored idiot public bath
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Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
brilliant messiness
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I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
Fighting topaz stage tank
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rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
multi-colored idiot public bath
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
Splenetic university
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
multi-colored idiot public bath
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
Emerald stimulating office telephone
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
Fighting topaz stage tank
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
multi-colored idiot public bath
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
Fighting topaz stage tank
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
Emerald stimulating office telephone
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multi-colored idiot public bath
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
Emerald stimulating office telephone
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
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Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we ge...
Henna idiotic business firm
  10/12/25
OP destroyed ITT
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if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller ...
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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: brilliant messiness

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: purple electric furnace police squad

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: brilliant messiness

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: purple electric furnace police squad

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Splenetic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Adventurous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352091)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Sick crackhouse place of business

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: lilac rough-skinned candlestick maker

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: cerebral knife ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: vibrant mood box office

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: brilliant messiness

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Sapphire den

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: vibrant mood box office

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: multi-colored idiot public bath

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Mint Greedy National Voyeur

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Aromatic disgusting love of her life

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: lilac rough-skinned candlestick maker

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: wonderful umber philosopher-king gas station

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: hyperventilating set

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: fishy alcoholic dopamine chapel

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: multi-colored idiot public bath

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: hairless windowlicker

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: multi-colored idiot public bath

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: lilac rough-skinned candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: multi-colored idiot public bath

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: fishy alcoholic dopamine chapel

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: multi-colored idiot public bath

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Emerald stimulating office telephone

also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: lilac rough-skinned candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: brilliant messiness

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: multi-colored idiot public bath

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: brilliant messiness

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: multi-colored idiot public bath

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: brilliant messiness

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: multi-colored idiot public bath

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: brilliant messiness

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: multi-colored idiot public bath

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: brilliant messiness

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: hot learning disabled personal credit line half-breed

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: brilliant messiness

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Emerald stimulating office telephone

it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: multi-colored idiot public bath

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: brilliant messiness

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: multi-colored idiot public bath

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: brilliant messiness

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: multi-colored idiot public bath

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: brilliant messiness

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: multi-colored idiot public bath

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: brilliant messiness

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Fighting topaz stage tank

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: multi-colored idiot public bath

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Splenetic university

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: multi-colored idiot public bath

rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Emerald stimulating office telephone

it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Fighting topaz stage tank

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: multi-colored idiot public bath

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Fighting topaz stage tank

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: Emerald stimulating office telephone

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: multi-colored idiot public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343187)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Emerald stimulating office telephone

Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: dun racy hospital liquid oxygen

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Henna idiotic business firm

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: dead smoky space headpube

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: multi-colored idiot public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352061)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Chest-beating Ungodly Senate

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49346710)