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Wife got me an awesome watch but won't let me open until my birthday.

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and sh...
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
Is she retarded?
Histrionic twinkling uncleanness
  11/17/23
feels like it
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecu...
Histrionic twinkling uncleanness
  11/17/23
¿Por qué no los dos?
Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier
  11/17/23
You have to go back.
Histrionic twinkling uncleanness
  11/17/23
She's really an annoying poster.
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours
Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier
  11/17/23
you're like a mosquito.
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob ...
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
...
Honey-headed concupiscible degenerate office
  11/17/23
...
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
OUT the watch
navy regret space
  11/17/23
https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-...
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole
Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier
  11/17/23
...
Scarlet Well-lubricated Box Office Quadroon
  11/23/25
Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down. ...
excitant dull codepig
  11/17/23
ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you s...
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit...
excitant dull codepig
  11/17/23
ty
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
cr pick
stimulating ladyboy meetinghouse
  11/17/23
ty
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
tcw
fluffy orchid tattoo
  11/17/23
Ty
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
Your wife is 180 for doing this
spectacular theater stage friendly grandma
  11/17/23
I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something &...
stimulating ladyboy meetinghouse
  11/17/23
She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000....
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what
Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier
  11/17/23
i have 4 children.
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
Answer the question, Seth
Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier
  11/17/23
yeah, we're poor.
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite n...
Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier
  11/17/23
She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’...
excitant dull codepig
  11/17/23
i searched her closet and called her a bitch.
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - bu...
excitant dull codepig
  11/17/23
yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?
godawful parlour idea he suggested
  11/17/23
it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother...
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’...
godawful parlour idea he suggested
  11/17/23
she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to...
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe w...
godawful parlour idea he suggested
  11/17/23
It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asi...
Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier
  11/17/23
are you siegfried?
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
No clue who that is, so probably not
Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier
  11/17/23
annoying asian fem poster from years ago.
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker
Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier
  11/17/23
new poster, first day.
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year
stubborn magenta immigrant
  11/17/23
I smell blood in the water I said something nice and sentim...
Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier
  11/17/23
You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.
excitant dull codepig
  11/17/23
*pepper sprays u in a cute way*
Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier
  11/17/23
*likes it*
excitant dull codepig
  11/17/23
*wssshhhh*
Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier
  11/17/23
Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.
excitant dull codepig
  11/17/23
what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will recei...
Mildly autistic vivacious brunch
  11/17/23
FizzKidd stfu jfc
razzle-dazzle peach halford kitty
  11/17/23
cr
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/17/23
Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating ...
Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier
  11/17/23
I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to ...
dark elite windowlicker nibblets
  11/18/23
...
Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier
  11/18/23
...
dupa
  11/23/25
Take your meds
appetizing circlehead institution
  11/23/25


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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and she won't even let me open the box and look at it. Is she wrong for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067295)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:25 PM
Author: Histrionic twinkling uncleanness

Is she retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067306)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

feels like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067331)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: Histrionic twinkling uncleanness

Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecure / compensating watch bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067410)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier

¿Por qué no los dos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067412)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: Histrionic twinkling uncleanness

You have to go back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067458)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

She's really an annoying poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067486)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier

One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067491)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

you're like a mosquito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067540)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob be my only one. It's not particularly expensive either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067469)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed concupiscible degenerate office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067335)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:51 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067402)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: navy regret space

OUT the watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067404)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-green-ref-sbej005

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067478)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier

Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067495)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Scarlet Well-lubricated Box Office Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#49454125)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: excitant dull codepig

Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down.

I’d change the strap asap, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067564)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you suggest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067580)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: excitant dull codepig

I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit.com/r/SeikoAlpinist/comments/175ui9v/the_new_sbej005_arrived_from_japan_today/?rdt=42203

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067588)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067595)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: stimulating ladyboy meetinghouse

cr pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067792)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067934)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:24 PM
Author: fluffy orchid tattoo

tcw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47068376)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:50 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47068452)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: spectacular theater stage friendly grandma

Your wife is 180 for doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067414)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:12 PM
Author: stimulating ladyboy meetinghouse

I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something "much prettier than the one you asked for" and you end up with something hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067451)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067474)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:27 PM
Author: Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier

Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067499)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:29 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

i have 4 children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067517)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:35 PM
Author: Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier

Answer the question, Seth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067539)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

yeah, we're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067543)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier

Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite nicely. At least for the lucky first-born and or favorite son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067548)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: excitant dull codepig

She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’t know that she received it and is hiding it in her closet or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067549)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

i searched her closet and called her a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067554)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: excitant dull codepig

Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - buried in boxes, etc.

Very sweet of her to hold it until your birthday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067579)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067598)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: godawful parlour idea he suggested

Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067553)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother me. it's like a friend's annoying kid sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067560)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:41 PM
Author: godawful parlour idea he suggested

It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’t care much for Jews or Ukrainemos or watchmos but there’s not enough poasters here to hold deranged grudges, we gotta be able to interact amicably in other threads not pertaining to the issue at hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067569)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to make a name for herself. it's like when shannon briggs used to follow around and harass wlad klitschko.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067578)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: godawful parlour idea he suggested

Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe when she finishes with you she can move on to the “biggest” fish on the bort - disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067582)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier

It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asian Tyson Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067585)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

are you siegfried?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067679)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier

No clue who that is, so probably not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067714)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

annoying asian fem poster from years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067721)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:09 PM
Author: Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier

Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067735)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

new poster, first day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067938)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: stubborn magenta immigrant

NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067678)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier

I smell blood in the water

I said something nice and sentimental about it being an heirloom... I haven't opened the taps yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067561)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: excitant dull codepig

You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067570)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier

*pepper sprays u in a cute way*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067581)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: excitant dull codepig

*likes it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067590)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier

*wssshhhh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067609)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: excitant dull codepig

Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067620)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: Mildly autistic vivacious brunch

what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will receive it on your birthday in present form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067577)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle peach halford kitty

FizzKidd stfu jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067630)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067634)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier

Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating in his stupid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47067637)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 7:21 AM
Author: dark elite windowlicker nibblets

I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to me.

This is causing me so much stress I'm starting to resent the watch and don't even want it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47070320)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 8:20 AM
Author: Violent Orchestra Pit Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#47070390)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: dupa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#49454338)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: appetizing circlehead institution

Take your meds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2:#49454121)