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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
Trip dopamine
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
Glittery silver house
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
Territorial sticky crotch
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
Trip dopamine
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
razzmatazz hall
  05/10/24
No
Provocative tan abode
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
Learning Disabled Aggressive Chapel
  05/10/24
180
Provocative tan abode
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
Grizzly friendly grandma
  05/10/24
180
Provocative tan abode
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
sinister ticket booth
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
useless state
  05/10/24
180
Provocative tan abode
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
sinister ticket booth
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
cerise curious cruise ship
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
Vibrant public bath giraffe
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
Buff self-centered whorehouse
  05/12/24
...
Trip dopamine
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
lascivious cruel-hearted address
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
aromatic heaven athletic conference
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
chocolate parlor
  05/10/24
...
Twisted bbw theatre
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Federal jap
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
Grizzly friendly grandma
  05/10/24
180
Provocative tan abode
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
cerebral hospital
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
adulterous swashbuckling sandwich
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
chocolate parlor
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
rusted stirring principal's office knife
  05/10/24
...
vengeful wrinkle hell
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
dun boyish garrison
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
ocher area organic girlfriend
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
exhilarant library national security agency
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
Learning Disabled Aggressive Chapel
  05/10/24
...
lime stag film skinny woman
  05/10/24
...
deep station background story
  05/10/24
...
chocolate parlor
  05/11/24
Kike!
Provocative tan abode
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
razzmatazz hall
  05/10/24
he was an associate
Nudist Nursing Home
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
cheese-eating chrome volcanic crater
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
violent center gunner
  05/10/24
...
lascivious cruel-hearted address
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Dashing apoplectic boltzmann
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
tantric ratface
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
cheese-eating chrome volcanic crater
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
Vigorous Stage Stain
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
cheese-eating chrome volcanic crater
  05/12/24
probably no one
Trip dopamine
  05/12/24
...
deep station background story
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
Wine buck-toothed resort
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
bossy spot
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
cheese-eating chrome volcanic crater
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
adulterous swashbuckling sandwich
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
bossy spot
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
adulterous swashbuckling sandwich
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
motley business firm jewess
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
vermilion galvanic stead philosopher-king
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
adulterous swashbuckling sandwich
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
Buff self-centered whorehouse
  05/12/24
...
Wine buck-toothed resort
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: Trip dopamine

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: Glittery silver house

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Territorial sticky crotch

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: Trip dopamine

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: razzmatazz hall

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Provocative tan abode

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Aggressive Chapel

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: Provocative tan abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Grizzly friendly grandma

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Provocative tan abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: sinister ticket booth

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: useless state

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: Provocative tan abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: sinister ticket booth

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: cerise curious cruise ship

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: Vibrant public bath giraffe

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Buff self-centered whorehouse

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Trip dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: lascivious cruel-hearted address

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: aromatic heaven athletic conference

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: chocolate parlor

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Twisted bbw theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Federal jap

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Grizzly friendly grandma

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Provocative tan abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: cerebral hospital

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: adulterous swashbuckling sandwich

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: chocolate parlor

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: rusted stirring principal's office knife

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: vengeful wrinkle hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: dun boyish garrison

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: ocher area organic girlfriend

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: exhilarant library national security agency

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Aggressive Chapel

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: lime stag film skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: deep station background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: chocolate parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Provocative tan abode

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz hall

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: Nudist Nursing Home

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: cheese-eating chrome volcanic crater

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: violent center gunner

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: lascivious cruel-hearted address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Dashing apoplectic boltzmann

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: tantric ratface

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: cheese-eating chrome volcanic crater

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Vigorous Stage Stain

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: cheese-eating chrome volcanic crater

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: Trip dopamine

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: deep station background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Wine buck-toothed resort

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: bossy spot

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: cheese-eating chrome volcanic crater

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: adulterous swashbuckling sandwich

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: bossy spot

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: adulterous swashbuckling sandwich

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: motley business firm jewess

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: vermilion galvanic stead philosopher-king

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: adulterous swashbuckling sandwich

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Buff self-centered whorehouse

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Wine buck-toothed resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2:#47655570)