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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
Adulterous Center Death Wish
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
Excitant sapphire orchestra pit
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
Adulterous Center Death Wish
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
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  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
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  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
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Bearded Mother
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
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  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
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  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
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  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
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  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
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  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
Adulterous Center Death Wish
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
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  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
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  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
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u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
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  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
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  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
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  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
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  06/06/25
Damn
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That's like a $10,000 bill.
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not including tip
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I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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he can pay in installments using klarna
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He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
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were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
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  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
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  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
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  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
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  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
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You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
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  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
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  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
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  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
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  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
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same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
sable theater stage
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
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glad everything turned out alright.
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passionate boltzmann
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
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the location and sharpness of pain
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ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
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Expected disco to be the OP
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both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
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  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
Orchid Zippy University
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
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  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
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  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
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  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
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  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Adulterous Center Death Wish

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Excitant sapphire orchestra pit

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Adulterous Center Death Wish

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: elite arousing crackhouse regret

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Mind-boggling salmon mental disorder stead

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Bossy Trump Supporter

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: passionate boltzmann



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Bearded Mother



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Excitant sapphire orchestra pit

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Adulterous Center Death Wish

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Electric Peach Den

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Adulterous Center Death Wish

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling mad cow disease

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Adulterous Center Death Wish

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: mentally impaired talented voyeur school

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Adulterous Center Death Wish

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: sable theater stage

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Electric Peach Den

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Bearded Mother



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: sable theater stage

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: indigo offensive address

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Adulterous Center Death Wish

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: indigo offensive address

Damn

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Bearded Mother

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: sable theater stage

not including tip

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: hyperactive plaza



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Floppy Slimy Resort

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Excitant sapphire orchestra pit



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pontificating mediation digit ratio

LOL

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Walnut lettuce jap



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: bateful community account kitchen

he can pay in installments using klarna

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Sooty corner potus

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: chocolate church building juggernaut

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Adulterous Center Death Wish

dingfagged with prescription advil

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: chocolate church building juggernaut

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Adulterous Center Death Wish

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: mentally impaired talented voyeur school

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: chocolate church building juggernaut

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Bearded Mother

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Adulterous Center Death Wish

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: sable theater stage

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Vivacious Cream Station Multi-billionaire

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: seedy laser beams



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: sable theater stage

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: ebony provocative gaming laptop

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Bronze incel lay

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: passionate boltzmann



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: amber casino

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Adulterous Center Death Wish

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: amber casino

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: pink confused heaven faggotry

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Adulterous Center Death Wish



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: vibrant maize corn cake

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Rough-skinned jet-lagged halford ticket booth

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Orchid Zippy University

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Vivacious Cream Station Multi-billionaire

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: obsidian trip mood space

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: carnelian dashing school cafeteria toaster

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Floppy Slimy Resort

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring frum coldplay fan

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Adulterous Center Death Wish

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48994921)