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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
contagious nibblets
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
contagious nibblets
  10/13/25
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soul-stirring site
  10/15/25
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gay heady boistinker mental disorder
  10/15/25
Were there rowdy niggers
domesticated medicated home goal in life
  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
emerald learning disabled abode therapy
  10/11/25
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Thriller Pistol
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
buck-toothed sapphire native
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
Lavender cheese-eating church building haunted graveyard
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
buck-toothed sapphire native
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
Chest-beating set mother
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
concupiscible place of business selfie
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
tan station rigor
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
emerald learning disabled abode therapy
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
Vivacious light den mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
swashbuckling magenta water buffalo church
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
bearded talented weed whacker shrine
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
Chest-beating set mother
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
Racy stage toaster
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
Chest-beating set mother
  10/11/25
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emerald learning disabled abode therapy
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
Chest-beating set mother
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
bearded talented weed whacker shrine
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
Chest-beating set mother
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
Lemon free-loading voyeur
  10/14/25
...
emerald learning disabled abode therapy
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
Chest-beating set mother
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
Chest-beating set mother
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
Chest-beating set mother
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
Chest-beating set mother
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
electric menage faggotry
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
Lemon free-loading voyeur
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
Chest-beating set mother
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
Chest-beating set mother
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
Chest-beating set mother
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab
  10/11/25
parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
Chest-beating set mother
  10/11/25
Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab
  10/11/25
I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
Brass abusive chad
  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
Chest-beating set mother
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
soul-stirring site
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
Chest-beating set mother
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
Lemon free-loading voyeur
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
Brass abusive chad
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
Chest-beating set mother
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
Brass abusive chad
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
Lemon free-loading voyeur
  10/12/25
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Chest-beating set mother
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
Lemon free-loading voyeur
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
obsidian irradiated stock car wagecucks
  10/12/25
Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we ge...
lilac wonderful shitlib
  10/12/25
OP destroyed ITT
Slap-happy smoky macaca garrison
  10/13/25
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Chest-beating set mother
  10/15/25
if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller ...
crusty excitant toilet seat
  10/13/25


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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: contagious nibblets

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: contagious nibblets

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: gay heady boistinker mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352091)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: domesticated medicated home goal in life

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: emerald learning disabled abode therapy

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: Thriller Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: buck-toothed sapphire native

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Lavender cheese-eating church building haunted graveyard

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: buck-toothed sapphire native

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Chest-beating set mother

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: concupiscible place of business selfie

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: tan station rigor

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: emerald learning disabled abode therapy

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Vivacious light den mad-dog skullcap

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling magenta water buffalo church

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: bearded talented weed whacker shrine

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Chest-beating set mother

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Racy stage toaster

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Chest-beating set mother

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: emerald learning disabled abode therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: Chest-beating set mother

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: bearded talented weed whacker shrine

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Chest-beating set mother

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Lemon free-loading voyeur

also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: emerald learning disabled abode therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Chest-beating set mother

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Chest-beating set mother

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Chest-beating set mother

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Chest-beating set mother

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: electric menage faggotry

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Lemon free-loading voyeur

it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Chest-beating set mother

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Chest-beating set mother

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Chest-beating set mother

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Chest-beating set mother

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Adventurous indigo deer antler rehab

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Brass abusive chad

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Chest-beating set mother

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring site

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Chest-beating set mother

rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Lemon free-loading voyeur

it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Brass abusive chad

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Chest-beating set mother

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Brass abusive chad

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: Lemon free-loading voyeur

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: Chest-beating set mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343187)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Lemon free-loading voyeur

Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: obsidian irradiated stock car wagecucks

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: lilac wonderful shitlib

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Slap-happy smoky macaca garrison

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Chest-beating set mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2:#49352061)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: crusty excitant toilet seat

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

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