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amazing how many Roman emperors were assassinated

constant coups going on
Comical sticky dilemma
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisis_of_the_Third_Century
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Also a lot were trannies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El...
crimson balding turdskin native
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yeah i wonder what those looked like
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Their whole style of government was shit
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romans were stupid
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they never did figure out how to do peaceful transfer of pow...
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Kind of makes it seem overrated
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No, their government actually sucked.
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They were utter retards about this. They knew Germans were e...
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ah the Germans, who finally formed a cohesive state only a m...
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You love states we get it
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Rate Diocletian's retirement home https://en.m.wikipedia...
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solidly middle class
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honestly it's a pretty good system, your leaders should be a...
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Worked out great for Rome
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yeah? They are pretty highly regarded and dominated a big ch...
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Then their emperors started getting assassinated annually an...
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dood, the whole thing started with an assassination, that's ...
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You obviously don't know a damn thing about Roman history.
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obviously you've got the one good 200 years, but otherwise t...
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisis_of_the_Third_Century
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I am aware, unrelated to the general principle that assassin...
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You were just praising their model of government you ape. Yo...
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Because it was so easy to assassinate the emperor. That's yo...
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Rome wasn't even the capital during the third century. Many ...
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I am speaking of the empire generally, obviously the politic...
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The OP is saying it's amazing how many Roman emperors were a...
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no, I'm saying that was a Roman tradition dating from its ve...
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Rome was founded centuries before Caesar was even born.
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yes, the Republic was founded when a Brutus KILLED A KING
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Brutus didn't save the Republic.
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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:47 PM
Author: Comical sticky dilemma

constant coups going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#24165959)



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Date: October 4th, 2013 11:23 AM
Author: Smoky Rigpig Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#24168097)



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Date: October 4th, 2013 11:27 AM
Author: Offensive Boiling Water National

and by their own family members more than a couple of times

Hard office to hold on to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#24168109)



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Date: October 4th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: Very tactful gay wizard boltzmann

(busy little bee)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#24168119)



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Date: October 4th, 2013 11:36 AM
Author: titillating useless brakes degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#24168144)



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Date: October 4th, 2013 11:29 AM
Author: Smoky Rigpig Stage

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisis_of_the_Third_Century

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#24168121)



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Date: October 4th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: crimson balding turdskin native

Also a lot were trannies:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elagabalus

It was a wild and untamed world back then. Too bad Christians ruined all the fun and now libs are ruining all the fun even more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#24168152)



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Date: July 18th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: navy pontificating marketing idea

yeah i wonder what those looked like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#47862808)



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Date: July 18th, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: navy pontificating marketing idea

charlie kirk would know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#47862887)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: navy pontificating marketing idea



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 3:05 AM
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Date: July 23rd, 2024 6:15 PM
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Date: July 24th, 2024 9:09 PM
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Date: July 31st, 2024 7:59 PM
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Date: August 1st, 2024 10:04 PM
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Date: August 5th, 2024 7:58 PM
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Date: August 8th, 2024 6:27 PM
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Date: August 11th, 2024 5:32 PM
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Date: August 12th, 2024 7:49 PM
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Date: September 15th, 2024 7:47 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:06 AM
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Date: September 16th, 2024 6:40 PM
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Date: September 23rd, 2024 12:41 AM
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Date: September 24th, 2024 5:46 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2024 1:31 AM
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Date: July 18th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Harsh Corn Cake Den

Their whole style of government was shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#47862814)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 9:10 PM
Author: silver son of senegal shrine

romans were stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#47889410)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Chrome Black Woman

they never did figure out how to do peaceful transfer of power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#47889423)



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Date: August 1st, 2024 12:39 AM
Author: Domesticated Stead

Kind of makes it seem overrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#47916170)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 7:58 PM
Author: Harsh Corn Cake Den

No, their government actually sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48092392)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:35 PM
Author: Harsh Corn Cake Den

They were utter retards about this. They knew Germans were electing their kings, and they knew the rest of the world had dynastic rule, and they knew their own government sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096384)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:36 PM
Author: bistre misanthropic coffee pot mad cow disease

ah the Germans, who finally formed a cohesive state only a mere 1800 years later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096392)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Harsh Corn Cake Den

You love states we get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48128125)



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Date: August 1st, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Domesticated Stead

Rate Diocletian's retirement home

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diocletian%27s_Palace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#47916176)



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Date: August 8th, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: pea-brained goal in life striped hyena

solidly middle class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#47944325)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 8:08 PM
Author: bistre misanthropic coffee pot mad cow disease



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Date: September 15th, 2024 7:53 PM
Author: bistre misanthropic coffee pot mad cow disease

honestly it's a pretty good system, your leaders should be afraid that if they fuck up they will just be unceremoniously stabbed in their bath

the byzantines had all sorts of good ones, I forget his name but the best one was some old emperor and his assassin just locked the door, cut his head off, then held it up to the window and all the guards were like "well fuck it, I guess that doods emperor now"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48092379)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 6:43 PM
Author: Harsh Corn Cake Den

Worked out great for Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096175)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: bistre misanthropic coffee pot mad cow disease

yeah? They are pretty highly regarded and dominated a big chunk of human history while enduring two thousand years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096188)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: Harsh Corn Cake Den

Then their emperors started getting assassinated annually and everything went to shit until Diocletian made the government communist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096295)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: bistre misanthropic coffee pot mad cow disease

dood, the whole thing started with an assassination, that's how you run shit bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096298)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Harsh Corn Cake Den

You obviously don't know a damn thing about Roman history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096300)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: bistre misanthropic coffee pot mad cow disease

obviously you've got the one good 200 years, but otherwise they did very well in a troubled world

and if I recall even during the good 200 it wasn't exactly assassin free territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096303)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:15 PM
Author: Harsh Corn Cake Den

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisis_of_the_Third_Century

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096304)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:15 PM
Author: bistre misanthropic coffee pot mad cow disease

I am aware, unrelated to the general principle that assassinations can be good for morale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096308)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: Harsh Corn Cake Den

You were just praising their model of government you ape. You thought all that chaos might have done them some good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096313)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:17 PM
Author: bistre misanthropic coffee pot mad cow disease

I still am! Rome survived and was hugely influential after that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096315)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:18 PM
Author: Harsh Corn Cake Den

Because it was so easy to assassinate the emperor. That's your theory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096318)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:20 PM
Author: bistre misanthropic coffee pot mad cow disease

I think it's a nice counterbalance to that level of power, if the people are willing to have you killed and then take on someone new, you had it coming

if you were unjustly assassinated, that dood did not tend to last

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096325)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:21 PM
Author: Harsh Corn Cake Den

"The people?" lmfao. These were military generals fighting against each other.

Keep going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096326)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:22 PM
Author: bistre misanthropic coffee pot mad cow disease

they still needed armies and popular support, the mob was never far away in Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096329)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:26 PM
Author: Harsh Corn Cake Den

Rome wasn't even the capital during the third century. Many emperors never even visited it

Keep going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096349)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:28 PM
Author: bistre misanthropic coffee pot mad cow disease

I am speaking of the empire generally, obviously the political center shifted at numerous points, Ravenna was a last ditch thing in the face of much worse problems than the eternal tradition of Roman backstabbing dating back to the founding of the republic, where they killed the fucking king

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096359)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:31 PM
Author: Harsh Corn Cake Den

The OP is saying it's amazing how many Roman emperors were assassinated. I assumed he was talking about the period when Rome had series of over 20 emperors who were assassinated after <2 years in office. Are you talking about some other period in Roman history when that wasn't happening?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096369)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:34 PM
Author: bistre misanthropic coffee pot mad cow disease

no, I'm saying that was a Roman tradition dating from its very founding until the demise of the East, at no point were they not assassinating the fuck out of doods, and it worked better than anything else anyone ever did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096383)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:36 PM
Author: Harsh Corn Cake Den

Rome was founded centuries before Caesar was even born.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096388)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:36 PM
Author: bistre misanthropic coffee pot mad cow disease

yes, the Republic was founded when a Brutus KILLED A KING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096396)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:38 PM
Author: Harsh Corn Cake Den

Brutus didn't save the Republic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096404)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:43 PM
Author: bistre misanthropic coffee pot mad cow disease

jfc you retard, his great great what the fuck ever grandfather was the guy who killed the last king of rome at the start of the republic, it is a different Brutus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096424)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: Harsh Corn Cake Den

You still haven't explained why killing kings is a good idea. Why not kill all the military generals and everyone else in power too, all the time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096432)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: bistre misanthropic coffee pot mad cow disease

I'm saying the Romans did it constantly and they are objectively the most successful single people the world has ever known, I'd be interested in who you think did better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48096438)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Harsh Corn Cake Den

You have availability bias out the ass. Keep going you stupid fuckm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2:#48122358)