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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Exciting gold stead newt | 12/16/25 |
| charismatic legend location | 12/16/25 |
| Exciting gold stead newt | 12/16/25 |
| charismatic legend location | 12/16/25 |
| Exciting gold stead newt | 12/16/25 |
| Comical bipolar faggot firefighter | 12/20/25 |
| Self-centered soggy theatre crotch | 12/19/25 |
| Frum puppy immigrant | 12/20/25 |
| Pale lascivious idiot church building | 12/19/25 |
| Exciting gold stead newt | 12/20/25 |
| Pale lascivious idiot church building | 12/20/25 |
| Frum puppy immigrant | 12/20/25 |
| dead cruise ship | 12/16/25 |
| Frum puppy immigrant | 12/20/25 |
| dead cruise ship | 12/22/25 |
| alcoholic library stain | 12/16/25 |
| Exciting gold stead newt | 12/16/25 |
| alcoholic library stain | 12/16/25 |
| Cyan Principal's Office | 12/16/25 |
| Glittery Carnelian Dragon Pocket Flask | 12/19/25 |
| Cyan Principal's Office | 12/19/25 |
| stubborn vibrant double fault | 12/20/25 |
| ivory striped hyena hunting ground | 12/16/25 |
| Big frisky goal in life resort | 12/16/25 |
| Frum puppy immigrant | 12/20/25 |
| Orange Massive Foreskin Fat Ankles | 12/20/25 |
| Bearded potus sneaky criminal | 12/16/25 |
| Underhanded national filthpig | 12/20/25 |
| Bearded potus sneaky criminal | 12/23/25 |
| charismatic legend location | 12/16/25 |
| Frum puppy immigrant | 12/20/25 |
| Spectacular saffron school cafeteria skinny woman | 12/21/25 |
| charismatic legend location | 12/16/25 |
| Orange Massive Foreskin Fat Ankles | 12/16/25 |
| Bearded potus sneaky criminal | 12/19/25 |
| Orange Massive Foreskin Fat Ankles | 12/19/25 |
| plum nofapping step-uncle's house | 12/19/25 |
| Lime crawly tanning salon ladyboy | 12/19/25 |
| Exciting gold stead newt | 12/19/25 |
| lemon hot wagecucks | 12/19/25 |
| lemon hot wagecucks | 12/19/25 |
| Brilliant piazza reading party | 12/19/25 |
| Lime crawly tanning salon ladyboy | 12/19/25 |
| Rebellious office background story | 12/19/25 |
| dead cruise ship | 12/19/25 |
| Comical bipolar faggot firefighter | 12/20/25 |
| Vigorous locale | 12/22/25 |
| shivering offensive church | 12/19/25 |
| sapphire parlor boiling water | 12/19/25 |
| tan lodge fanboi | 12/19/25 |
| Orange Massive Foreskin Fat Ankles | 12/19/25 |
| tan lodge fanboi | 12/19/25 |
| Mischievous Ocher Native Hominid | 12/20/25 |
| Canary Temple Mediation | 12/19/25 |
| Aromatic Azure Menage Mexican | 12/19/25 |
| alcoholic library stain | 12/19/25 |
| Bull headed hospital new version | 12/20/25 |
| Irate house-broken set knife | 12/19/25 |
| Glittery Carnelian Dragon Pocket Flask | 12/19/25 |
| Stimulating institution | 12/19/25 |
| Flickering insanely creepy brethren | 12/20/25 |
| maize bisexual roommate | 12/20/25 |
| Orange Massive Foreskin Fat Ankles | 12/20/25 |
| Frum puppy immigrant | 12/20/25 |
| Bull headed hospital new version | 12/20/25 |
| thriller property people who are hurt | 12/20/25 |
| pea-brained sable orchestra pit pistol | 12/20/25 |
| sapphire parlor boiling water | 12/20/25 |
| thriller property people who are hurt | 12/21/25 |
| lemon hot wagecucks | 12/20/25 |
| Spectacular saffron school cafeteria skinny woman | 12/20/25 |
| Pale lascivious idiot church building | 12/21/25 |
| Spectacular saffron school cafeteria skinny woman | 12/22/25 |
| Pale lascivious idiot church building | 12/23/25 |
| Spectacular saffron school cafeteria skinny woman | 12/23/25 |
| aqua stock car jap | 12/22/25 |
| stubborn vibrant double fault | 12/22/25 |
| stubborn vibrant double fault | 12/23/25 |
| Beady-eyed clear state | 12/22/25 |
| Vigorous locale | 12/22/25 |
| Dashing Sanctuary Dog Poop | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Exciting gold stead newt 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: charismatic legend location This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Exciting gold stead newt lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: charismatic legend location My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Exciting gold stead newt You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Comical bipolar faggot firefighter Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Self-centered soggy theatre crotch It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Frum puppy immigrant Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Pale lascivious idiot church building You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Exciting gold stead newt brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Pale lascivious idiot church building glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Frum puppy immigrant You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: dead cruise ship $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Frum puppy immigrant Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: dead cruise ship thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: alcoholic library stain 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Exciting gold stead newt ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: alcoholic library stain investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Cyan Principal's Office $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Glittery Carnelian Dragon Pocket Flask I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Cyan Principal's Office good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: stubborn vibrant double fault $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: ivory striped hyena hunting ground six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Big frisky goal in life resort 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Frum puppy immigrant Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Orange Massive Foreskin Fat Ankles what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Bearded potus sneaky criminal 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Underhanded national filthpig me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Bearded potus sneaky criminal It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: charismatic legend location 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Frum puppy immigrant the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Spectacular saffron school cafeteria skinny woman Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: charismatic legend location I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Orange Massive Foreskin Fat Ankles mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Bearded potus sneaky criminal In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Orange Massive Foreskin Fat Ankles yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: plum nofapping step-uncle's house Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Lime crawly tanning salon ladyboy 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Exciting gold stead newt fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: lemon hot wagecucks A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: lemon hot wagecucks OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Brilliant piazza reading party A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Lime crawly tanning salon ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Rebellious office background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: dead cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Comical bipolar faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Vigorous locale Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: shivering offensive church $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: sapphire parlor boiling water can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: tan lodge fanboi Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Orange Massive Foreskin Fat Ankles nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: tan lodge fanboi Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Mischievous Ocher Native Hominid You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Canary Temple Mediation Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Aromatic Azure Menage Mexican Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: alcoholic library stain damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Bull headed hospital new version Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Irate house-broken set knife Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Glittery Carnelian Dragon Pocket Flask 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Stimulating institution Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Flickering insanely creepy brethren 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: maize bisexual roommate 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Orange Massive Foreskin Fat Ankles 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Frum puppy immigrant Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Bull headed hospital new version 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: thriller property people who are hurt literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: pea-brained sable orchestra pit pistol I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: sapphire parlor boiling water so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: thriller property people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: lemon hot wagecucks 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Spectacular saffron school cafeteria skinny woman Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Pale lascivious idiot church building how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Spectacular saffron school cafeteria skinny woman I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Pale lascivious idiot church building 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Spectacular saffron school cafeteria skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: aqua stock car jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: stubborn vibrant double fault Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: stubborn vibrant double fault $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: Beady-eyed clear state $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Vigorous locale I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: Dashing Sanctuary Dog Poop 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49598250) |