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reminder: nobody really understands how computers work AT ALL

that computers have been useful in any way is solely the res...
Fighting Hideous Area
  11/14/18
Visual depiction of Boltzmann Brain in first ever working tr...
Jade International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/12/18
(circuits masterman)
thriller cheese-eating whorehouse trump supporter
  11/14/18
its ones and zeroes
Arousing ratface school cafeteria
  11/14/18
Seems straightforwardly wrong
Sickened Cobalt Kitty Cat
  11/14/18
I don't follow.
Mahogany chapel
  11/14/18
i was going to make basically the same thread, but about mod...
pink weed whacker crackhouse
  11/14/18
What
Sickened Cobalt Kitty Cat
  11/14/18
like the old argument about the complexity of the human eye,...
pink weed whacker crackhouse
  11/14/18
i was thinking this as I did 75mph around a curve recently, ...
aggressive boltzmann
  06/30/25
high and low voltage as way to represent 0s and 1s, which ar...
Hairraiser national security agency parlor
  11/14/18
just so!
Fighting Hideous Area
  11/14/18
Migration of holes through a semiconductor. ALUs and memory ...
Mahogany chapel
  11/14/18
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big chartreuse piazza incel
  02/17/19
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Fighting Hideous Area
  11/16/18
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Fighting Hideous Area
  12/12/18
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbGLTg...
maize shitlib roast beef
  12/12/18
this is the modern equivalent of people saying thunder is th...
Fighting Hideous Area
  12/12/18
Other than the obvious possibility that you're flame, where ...
maize shitlib roast beef
  12/12/18
(guy in the pocket of BIGCOMPUTER)
Fighting Hideous Area
  12/12/18
If you're opposed to BIGCOMPUTER, why not learn things for y...
maize shitlib roast beef
  12/12/18
lol yeah just read my pamphlet bro.
Fighting Hideous Area
  12/12/18
lol yeah, right. that thing there eats javascript and gives ...
floppy roommate temple
  12/12/18
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  12/12/18
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alcoholic heady mood
  12/13/18
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claret rehab
  12/13/18
There's a big secret in engineering that's revealed to you o...
Filthy Stirring Pozpig Indirect Expression
  12/12/18
I'm too dumb to understand this without abstracting it away ...
Painfully honest henna native
  12/12/18
How is the vibration of the quartz in a CPU heuristic? It's ...
razzle-dazzle rough-skinned forum
  12/12/18
utter flame. circuit behavior is non linear sure but the ide...
cerise appetizing sanctuary
  12/12/18
Thought he was talking about semiconductor behavior approach...
Soul-stirring hairless foreskin codepig
  12/12/18
we are nowhere close to that yet wrt semiconductor fabricati...
cerise appetizing sanctuary
  12/12/18
You have any idea why Intel is having so many problems with ...
Soul-stirring hairless foreskin codepig
  12/12/18
no idea
cerise appetizing sanctuary
  12/12/18
Multiple offset litho passes per layer. Geometric increase i...
Motley quadroon bbw
  12/13/18
it honestly blows my mind how invested people like you are i...
Fighting Hideous Area
  12/12/18
wait what
cerise appetizing sanctuary
  12/12/18
maybe i’m not being fair and you know the truth but yo...
Fighting Hideous Area
  12/12/18
...
floppy roommate temple
  12/12/18
...
Filthy Stirring Pozpig Indirect Expression
  12/12/18
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Filthy Stirring Pozpig Indirect Expression
  12/12/18
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cordovan splenetic clown ape
  02/17/19
Computer tp poasted this flame
Filthy Stirring Pozpig Indirect Expression
  01/10/21
have you ever OPENED a computer? it's just a bunch of littl...
sienna lascivious stag film
  12/12/18
made from fucking dirt! little cargo cult computer "eng...
Fighting Hideous Area
  12/12/18
This is true about lots of stuff. We know how pencils work, ...
flatulent lodge gaming laptop
  12/12/18
eh I could have guessed 'insert graphite between two carved ...
claret rehab
  12/12/18
what's graphite
Painfully honest henna native
  12/13/18
...
alcoholic heady mood
  12/13/18
no idea. fine, insert lead.
claret rehab
  12/13/18
cr. what are the best methods for identifying a lead deposit...
alcoholic heady mood
  12/13/18
wait for people to die from lead poisoning, burn corpses to ...
claret rehab
  12/13/18
should i get skippy or jif peanus butter? i'm going to ta...
blue razzmatazz meetinghouse ceo
  12/13/18
...
Fighting Hideous Area
  02/17/19
...
Fighting Hideous Area
  01/10/21
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
aphrodisiac carmine mad cow disease
  01/10/21
Was going to make this same thread about iphones
at-the-ready stimulating selfie institution
  01/10/21
It’s just logic gates man. You and most xoers don&rsqu...
hateful mind-boggling box office
  01/10/21
We all understand logic games buddy
Yellow laughsome state
  06/30/25
...
Fighting Hideous Area
  11/26/21
...
Fighting Hideous Area
  05/29/22
...
Fighting Hideous Area
  06/30/25
you a HAM elmer or what
Excitant domesticated point generalized bond
  06/30/25
maybe, but i don’t know what that is.
Fighting Hideous Area
  06/30/25
Silicon engineers are modern alchemists.
exhilarant mint university therapy
  06/30/25


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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Fighting Hideous Area

that computers have been useful in any way is solely the result of an inconceivably unlikely coincidence of pure random chance; an a.i. boltzmann brain. and the music could stop at any moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37235683)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 3:12 AM
Author: Jade International Law Enforcement Agency

Visual depiction of Boltzmann Brain in first ever working transistor.

https://i.imgur.com/hFrQqjC.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393951)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: thriller cheese-eating whorehouse trump supporter

(circuits masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37235686)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: Arousing ratface school cafeteria

its ones and zeroes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37235731)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Sickened Cobalt Kitty Cat

Seems straightforwardly wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37235735)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Mahogany chapel

I don't follow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37235737)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: pink weed whacker crackhouse

i was going to make basically the same thread, but about modern day cars. their complexity is absurd and the likelihood that they should even work at all is astronomically small and unbelievable; a proof of God that you can physically get into and drive to the supermarket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37235746)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: Sickened Cobalt Kitty Cat

What

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37235750)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: pink weed whacker crackhouse

like the old argument about the complexity of the human eye, but about cars instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37235800)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: aggressive boltzmann

i was thinking this as I did 75mph around a curve recently, family in tow.

a dozen other people were doing it, and Id done it 10000000 times.

we just presume, yeah these tires will work and avert the cliff we are hurdling to at unnatural speeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#49061482)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser national security agency parlor

high and low voltage as way to represent 0s and 1s, which are used to implement logic and arithmetic, organized into more or less complicated control flow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37235754)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: Fighting Hideous Area

just so!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37235780)



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Date: November 14th, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: Mahogany chapel

Migration of holes through a semiconductor. ALUs and memory management. Instruction sets and compilers.

This is all well understood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37235785)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: big chartreuse piazza incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37797523)



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Date: November 16th, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: Fighting Hideous Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37243183)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: Fighting Hideous Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393567)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: maize shitlib roast beef

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbGLTgA1cVbGtIafoKH3uIOwI0XEQ5S7Djd1BibWursVVGVKFQNA

Not that fucking hard bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393587)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:47 AM
Author: Fighting Hideous Area

this is the modern equivalent of people saying thunder is the sound of the gods bowling or whatever. it makes sense based on our woefully insufficient understanding but is completely made up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393600)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 12:53 AM
Author: maize shitlib roast beef

Other than the obvious possibility that you're flame, where are you trying to go with this?

If the Vikings had some theory about lightning and Thor, and were able to use that theory to land a space craft on an asteroid, that would seem to lend credibility to that theory.

If you feel perplexed by computers, maybe take a couple beginner EE/CS classes? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393627)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: Fighting Hideous Area

(guy in the pocket of BIGCOMPUTER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393664)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: maize shitlib roast beef

If you're opposed to BIGCOMPUTER, why not learn things for yourself?

https://eater.net/8bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393745)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:27 AM
Author: Fighting Hideous Area

lol yeah just read my pamphlet bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393865)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: floppy roommate temple

lol yeah, right. that thing there eats javascript and gives me porn. not buying it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393679)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: Violet anal market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393683)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: alcoholic heady mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37401308)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: claret rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37401309)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:08 AM
Author: Filthy Stirring Pozpig Indirect Expression

There's a big secret in engineering that's revealed to you only if you've spent enough time in advanced electrical engineering courses: MOSFETs and other types of transistors found in processors don't actually behave as described in those circuit diagrams; their behavior is in a hazy state between randomness and determinacy, which can only be poorly approximated with existing mathematical tools. CPU speeds are "heuristic" values that don't actually measure anything, but rather they're based on arbitrary standards without any physical reference. The same is true for memory, storage, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393660)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: Painfully honest henna native

I'm too dumb to understand this without abstracting it away into mysticism. This is evidence that there's a ghost in the machine, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393702)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:41 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle rough-skinned forum

How is the vibration of the quartz in a CPU heuristic? It's like car RPM, but instead of a 360° turn of the wheels, a cpu clockspeed is it performing one full cycle of fetch-calc-send?

Edit: "To ensure proper operation of the CPU, the clock period is longer than the maximum time needed for all signals to propagate (move) through the CPU. In setting the clock period to a value well above the worst-case propagation delay, it is possible to design the entire CPU and the way it moves data around the "edges" of the rising and falling clock signal. This has the advantage of simplifying the CPU significantly, both from a design perspective and a component-count perspective. However, it also carries the disadvantage that the entire CPU must wait on its slowest elements, even though some portions of it are much faster. This limitation has largely been compensated for by various methods of increasing CPU parallelism"

Is that what you're talking about?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393754)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:59 AM
Author: cerise appetizing sanctuary

utter flame. circuit behavior is non linear sure but the idea that they dont behave as designed is flame (excluding manufacturing/design defects). inverters invert, PLLs generate clock signals, ADC/DAC convert signals etc etc

CPU speeds are rough approximations to indicate speed at which the chip operates. it does mean something. try running latest video games on pentium processors if they dont mean anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393784)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairless foreskin codepig

Thought he was talking about semiconductor behavior approaching quantum mechanical physics due to feature sizes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393793)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:18 AM
Author: cerise appetizing sanctuary

we are nowhere close to that yet wrt semiconductor fabrication/manufacturing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393848)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairless foreskin codepig

You have any idea why Intel is having so many problems with their 10nm node?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393856)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:27 AM
Author: cerise appetizing sanctuary

no idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393866)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Motley quadroon bbw

Multiple offset litho passes per layer. Geometric increase in defects. The upcoming move to Extreme UV for below 10nm will allow them to move back to single pattern layers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37401319)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: Fighting Hideous Area

it honestly blows my mind how invested people like you are in this obvious lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393862)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:27 AM
Author: cerise appetizing sanctuary

wait what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393868)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:29 AM
Author: Fighting Hideous Area

maybe i’m not being fair and you know the truth but you’re one of the people that benefits from perpetuating this ridiculous charade. in the end that’s probably worse, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393872)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:31 AM
Author: floppy roommate temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393879)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Filthy Stirring Pozpig Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37398801)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: Filthy Stirring Pozpig Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37398426)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: cordovan splenetic clown ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37797520)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 3:57 PM
Author: Filthy Stirring Pozpig Indirect Expression

Computer tp poasted this flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#41724245)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: sienna lascivious stag film

have you ever OPENED a computer?

it's just a bunch of little wires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393672)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:15 AM
Author: Fighting Hideous Area

made from fucking dirt! little cargo cult computer "engineers" patting themselves on the back all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393678)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: flatulent lodge gaming laptop

This is true about lots of stuff. We know how pencils work, but literally no individual knows how to make one: https://www.econlib.org/library/Essays/rdPncl.html?chapter_num=2#book-reader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393714)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 2:23 AM
Author: claret rehab

eh I could have guessed 'insert graphite between two carved pieces of wood then crimp tin around components'. and everyone knows how they work - graphite stick paper make mark rubber make graphite unstick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37393858)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Painfully honest henna native

what's graphite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37401299)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: alcoholic heady mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37401310)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: claret rehab

no idea. fine, insert lead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37401311)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: alcoholic heady mood

cr. what are the best methods for identifying a lead deposit and safely mining it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37401352)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: claret rehab

wait for people to die from lead poisoning, burn corpses to extract lead

EZPZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37401431)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: blue razzmatazz meetinghouse ceo

should i get skippy or jif peanus butter?

i'm going to target later.

and don't tell me peanus butter is faggot, i know that already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37401369)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 12:44 PM
Author: Fighting Hideous Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#37796850)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: Fighting Hideous Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#41724226)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac carmine mad cow disease

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#41724259)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 4:03 PM
Author: at-the-ready stimulating selfie institution

Was going to make this same thread about iphones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#41724261)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 4:04 PM
Author: hateful mind-boggling box office

It’s just logic gates man. You and most xoers don’t understand them because you’re all polisci shitheads and not alpha stem bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#41724271)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Yellow laughsome state

We all understand logic games buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#49061510)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 11:54 AM
Author: Fighting Hideous Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#43511565)



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Date: May 29th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Fighting Hideous Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#44595289)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Fighting Hideous Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#49061461)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Excitant domesticated point generalized bond

you a HAM elmer or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#49061478)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Fighting Hideous Area

maybe, but i don’t know what that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#49061919)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: exhilarant mint university therapy

Silicon engineers are modern alchemists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4133518&forum_id=2:#49061504)