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it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after
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This is what brings him back.
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He's all about Makin' It Rain.
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Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables...
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Tantric self-absorbed internal respiration den
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Alcoholic Nursing Home Feces

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: bateful scarlet immigrant



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Spruce boyish kitchen



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Olive vigorous stag film



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Adventurous Autistic Coffee Pot



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: talented hall

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: cordovan razzmatazz brethren garrison



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Carnelian crusty wrinkle

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: ultramarine rebellious multi-billionaire



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: swollen concupiscible mexican

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Ivory brunch

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac brindle shrine police squad

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Cerebral brass heaven



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: irradiated frisky temple selfie



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: ultramarine rebellious multi-billionaire

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Lemon genital piercing



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Harsh boltzmann station



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Arousing rusted legal warrant

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Alcoholic Nursing Home Feces

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Spruce boyish kitchen

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Alcoholic Nursing Home Feces

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Spruce boyish kitchen

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: ultramarine rebellious multi-billionaire



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Lemon genital piercing



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac brindle shrine police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#46020132)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Tripping jet-lagged scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: spectacular pit codepig



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: spectacular pit codepig



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Odious main people puppy



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: swollen concupiscible mexican



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Lemon genital piercing



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Carnelian crusty wrinkle



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Coral Provocative Parlour



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Tantric self-absorbed internal respiration den



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: wonderful up-to-no-good jewess turdskin

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Self-centered sanctuary blood rage

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: Offensive Private Investor



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: doobsian theater mental disorder

lmao

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored hominid



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Carnelian crusty wrinkle



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Cerebral brass heaven



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: violet soul-stirring pistol

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2:#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Lemon genital piercing



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: spectacular pit codepig



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Alcoholic Nursing Home Feces



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Tripping jet-lagged scourge upon the earth



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: violent partner



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac brindle shrine police squad

ty

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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: Tantric self-absorbed internal respiration den



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: spectacular pit codepig



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Date: February 27th, 2025 8:16 PM
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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:07 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space

11pm? ljl get back in.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:31 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

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