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  08/02/21
ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can co...
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Strong thread/moniker synergy
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: rambunctious dashing hall

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: talented indirect expression

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Soggy Mexican University



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: demanding gold location ceo

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: talented indirect expression

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: twinkling corner stock car

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: talented indirect expression

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed garrison



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: talented indirect expression

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: talented indirect expression

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: twinkling corner stock car



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: talented indirect expression

!!!

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Smoky volcanic crater

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: talented indirect expression

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Smoky volcanic crater

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: talented indirect expression

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: exhilarant pervert



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Titillating submissive jap



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: scarlet degenerate stain

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: talented indirect expression

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: insanely creepy mind-boggling space

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: talented indirect expression

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: dark arousing patrolman

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: talented indirect expression

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Twisted Knife Hairy Legs

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: insanely creepy mind-boggling space

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Transparent bateful gas station cuck

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: talented indirect expression

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: talented indirect expression

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Soggy Mexican University



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Base Fanboi

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: talented indirect expression

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Transparent bateful gas station cuck



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Transparent bateful gas station cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: rough-skinned casino



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Outnumbered pearly site

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: talented indirect expression

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Outnumbered pearly site

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: talented indirect expression

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Outnumbered pearly site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: talented indirect expression



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: talented indirect expression

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Outnumbered pearly site

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: talented indirect expression

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Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376435)