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Was at court and saw some lawyer get PUNKD at medal detector for condom in jack

He walked through the detector the first time and it went of...
greedy smoky wrinkle locale
  06/09/15
op is the type of guy who would be embarrassed to buy condom...
Razzmatazz institution mother
  06/09/15
no. I don't use condoms so not an issue, and now you made me...
greedy smoky wrinkle locale
  06/09/15
oh it was used, believe me
Electric splenetic turdskin
  06/16/25
How else could get the judge to grant the Continuance?
Maize Sex Offender Preventive Strike
  06/16/25
heights of everyone involved?
Judgmental crusty rigor
  06/16/25
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Maize Sex Offender Preventive Strike
  06/16/25


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Date: June 9th, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: greedy smoky wrinkle locale

He walked through the detector the first time and it went off. He emptied his pockets and went again -- it went off again. Now there is like a line of 15-1 attorneys waiting to get in. The sheriff pull the guy over with the magic wand and gets to his inner jacket pocket and the thing goes nuts.

everyone turned around and the guy reached into his pocket and pulled out a flavored condom LJL. He turned bright red and the sheriffs all laughed and told him he can 'take it with him, doubt he'll ever use it.'

poor guy was maybe 25, new lawyer. He prob will never go back to that court again.

let that be a lesson to all you new lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2903706&forum_id=2:#28078410)



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Date: June 9th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz institution mother

op is the type of guy who would be embarrassed to buy condoms at a drug store. you just need to own that shit, don't go out of your way to hide it or be embarrassed by it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2903706&forum_id=2:#28078432)



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Date: June 9th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: greedy smoky wrinkle locale

no. I don't use condoms so not an issue, and now you made me forget a great thread idea I had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2903706&forum_id=2:#28078438)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Electric splenetic turdskin

oh it was used, believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2903706&forum_id=2:#49019868)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Maize Sex Offender Preventive Strike

How else could get the judge to grant the Continuance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2903706&forum_id=2:#49019915)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Judgmental crusty rigor

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2903706&forum_id=2:#49019898)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Maize Sex Offender Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2903706&forum_id=2:#49019916)