The percentage who are top-tier B1G sorority girls is like 0.2%. The percentage of that subset who want to touch a married 43yo lawyer’s peenor (non-medically) is perhaps even lower.
Edit: Still, being a suburban Milwaukee -> Wiscy -> Chicago bro in your 20s has to be a peak experience. You get to basically go to college for 10-12 straight years. The Tufts -> CLS -> Amlaw dorks among us got to go to college for 0 years.