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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
Contagious Disturbing Parlor
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
Chartreuse medicated step-uncle's house doctorate
  05/27/25
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Contagious Disturbing Parlor
  05/27/25
sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
cerise provocative station nowag
  05/27/25
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Contagious Disturbing Parlor
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
shaky menage
  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
Aquamarine Juggernaut Party Of The First Part
  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
fiercely-loyal obsidian toilet seat hospital
  05/27/25
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Laughsome ape
  05/27/25
I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
bespoke supple nursing home
  05/27/25
Much like my wife
Contagious Disturbing Parlor
  05/28/25
jfc
Razzle-dazzle Affirmative Action
  05/28/25
tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
Histrionic Shrine Hominid
  05/28/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Contagious Disturbing Parlor

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966223)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Chartreuse medicated step-uncle's house doctorate

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966234)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Contagious Disturbing Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966240)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: cerise provocative station nowag

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966238)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Contagious Disturbing Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966241)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: shaky menage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966244)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Aquamarine Juggernaut Party Of The First Part

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966245)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal obsidian toilet seat hospital

id buy one u got a link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966246)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Laughsome ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966256)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: bespoke supple nursing home

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966433)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: Contagious Disturbing Parlor

Much like my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966782)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Affirmative Action

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966787)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: Histrionic Shrine Hominid

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966805)