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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Mauve business firm
  06/30/25
wow lol
Zippy Razzle Mad Cow Disease Fortuitous Meteor
  06/30/25
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twisted opaque chapel sex offender
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Zippy Razzle Mad Cow Disease Fortuitous Meteor
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Mauve business firm
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Lavender vivacious digit ratio church
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Mauve business firm
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Hairraiser Address
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Useless corner
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Zippy Razzle Mad Cow Disease Fortuitous Meteor
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Spectacular cordovan dingle berry
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Mauve business firm
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Useless corner
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Cyan nighttime nowag
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Zippy Razzle Mad Cow Disease Fortuitous Meteor
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Mauve business firm
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
infuriating narrow-minded spot brethren
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
bossy selfie roommate
  06/30/25
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Bespoke Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Cracking Forum
  06/30/25
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Mauve business firm
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
mind-boggling snowy abode faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
exciting beta sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
mentally impaired hall corn cake
  06/30/25
...
Spectacular cordovan dingle berry
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Cyan nighttime nowag
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
fragrant coffee pot
  07/01/25
...
exciting beta sneaky criminal
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Talking Domesticated Heaven
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Curious Medicated Stead Juggernaut
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
bateful obsidian casino
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
orchid chad
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
deep famous landscape painting
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Apoplectic bipolar cuckoldry immigrant
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Mauve business firm

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Zippy Razzle Mad Cow Disease Fortuitous Meteor

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: twisted opaque chapel sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Zippy Razzle Mad Cow Disease Fortuitous Meteor

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Mauve business firm

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Lavender vivacious digit ratio church

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Mauve business firm

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Hairraiser Address

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Useless corner

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Zippy Razzle Mad Cow Disease Fortuitous Meteor

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Spectacular cordovan dingle berry

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Mauve business firm

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Useless corner

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Cyan nighttime nowag

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Zippy Razzle Mad Cow Disease Fortuitous Meteor

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Mauve business firm

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: infuriating narrow-minded spot brethren

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: bossy selfie roommate

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Bespoke Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Cracking Forum

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Mauve business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling snowy abode faggot firefighter

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: exciting beta sneaky criminal

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: mentally impaired hall corn cake

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Spectacular cordovan dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Cyan nighttime nowag

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: fragrant coffee pot

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: exciting beta sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Talking Domesticated Heaven

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Curious Medicated Stead Juggernaut

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: bateful obsidian casino

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: orchid chad

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: deep famous landscape painting

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Apoplectic bipolar cuckoldry immigrant

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065360)