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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Zombie-like Razzle Theatre
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Vermilion bawdyhouse brethren
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
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Fishy Sanctuary
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I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
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easy
vivacious cruise ship
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lol ok man
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100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
opaque useless set
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Subjective 6s? 100%
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  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Confused floppy candlestick maker
  12/12/25
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Vermilion bawdyhouse brethren
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Zombie-like Razzle Theatre
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gay macaca
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lol I’m done here
red arousing persian range
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
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  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
opaque useless set
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
soul-stirring institution police squad
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
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  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
opaque useless set
  12/12/25
tp.
soul-stirring institution police squad
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Comical meetinghouse doctorate
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Stimulating temple toilet seat
  12/12/25
who is that
Comical meetinghouse doctorate
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wonderful smoky home
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literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
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You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
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  12/12/25
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Fishy Sanctuary
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
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  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Cracking Brunch Love Of Her Life
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
violent grizzly reading party church
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Cracking Brunch Love Of Her Life
  12/12/25
...
Fishy Sanctuary
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
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  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Electric Mint Den
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Zombie-like Razzle Theatre

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Vermilion bawdyhouse brethren

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: violent grizzly reading party church

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Fishy Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Flickering dun tanning salon

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: vivacious cruise ship

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Fishy Sanctuary

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: wonderful smoky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: maize locus bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: opaque useless set

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: wild gas station old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: exhilarant chrome electric furnace

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Confused floppy candlestick maker

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Vermilion bawdyhouse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Zombie-like Razzle Theatre

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: gay macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: red arousing persian range

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: concupiscible casino foreskin

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: opaque useless set

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring institution police squad

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Stimulating temple toilet seat

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: opaque useless set

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring institution police squad

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Comical meetinghouse doctorate

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Stimulating temple toilet seat

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Comical meetinghouse doctorate

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: wonderful smoky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: wonderful smoky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison hominid

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Ebony Bespoke Wagecucks Scourge Upon The Earth

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Fishy Sanctuary

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Flickering dun tanning salon

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Cracking Brunch Love Of Her Life

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: violent grizzly reading party church

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Cracking Brunch Love Of Her Life

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Fishy Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Tan greedy resort

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Electric Mint Den

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: ungodly parlour

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2:#49506164)