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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
burgundy spectacular puppy
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
blue boltzmann macaca
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
burgundy spectacular puppy
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
vivacious hominid nursing home
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
Irradiated aqua locale
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
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  06/06/25
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High-end resort
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
blue boltzmann macaca
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
burgundy spectacular puppy
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
Disturbing Orchestra Pit Selfie
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
burgundy spectacular puppy
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
sadistic chrome fanboi site
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
burgundy spectacular puppy
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
Mahogany chest-beating station
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
burgundy spectacular puppy
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
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u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
Disturbing Orchestra Pit Selfie
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High-end resort
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
Avocado dashing patrolman new version
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Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
sepia provocative garrison deer antler
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
burgundy spectacular puppy
  06/06/25
Damn
sepia provocative garrison deer antler
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
High-end resort
  06/06/25
not including tip
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I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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Mahogany chest-beating station
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he can pay in installments using klarna
cordovan yarmulke
  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
marvelous goal in life area
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
odious school
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
burgundy spectacular puppy
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
odious school
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
burgundy spectacular puppy
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
Mahogany chest-beating station
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
odious school
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
High-end resort
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
burgundy spectacular puppy
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
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  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
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  06/06/25
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Buck-toothed godawful meetinghouse fat ankles
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
Avocado dashing patrolman new version
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
frum bbw jap
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
At-the-ready crackhouse shitlib
  06/06/25
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carmine jew foreskin
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
fantasy-prone smoky trump supporter
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
burgundy spectacular puppy
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
fantasy-prone smoky trump supporter
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
Swollen gaped center philosopher-king
  06/06/25
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burgundy spectacular puppy
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
Thriller French Chef
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
nighttime elastic band cumskin
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
topaz talented abode
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
indigo fragrant famous landscape painting space
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
chocolate nubile stage quadroon
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
Comical Mauve Roommate
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
stirring amethyst forum
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
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  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
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  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: burgundy spectacular puppy

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: blue boltzmann macaca

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: burgundy spectacular puppy

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: vivacious hominid nursing home

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Irradiated aqua locale

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Galvanic Hateful Cuckold

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: carmine jew foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48993016)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: High-end resort



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: blue boltzmann macaca

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: burgundy spectacular puppy

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Disturbing Orchestra Pit Selfie

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: burgundy spectacular puppy

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: sadistic chrome fanboi site

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: burgundy spectacular puppy

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Mahogany chest-beating station

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: burgundy spectacular puppy

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Avocado dashing patrolman new version

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Disturbing Orchestra Pit Selfie

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: High-end resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991843)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Avocado dashing patrolman new version

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: sepia provocative garrison deer antler

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: burgundy spectacular puppy

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: sepia provocative garrison deer antler

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: High-end resort

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Avocado dashing patrolman new version

not including tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991855)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: tan den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991861)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Mahogany chest-beating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991868)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: fantasy-prone smoky trump supporter



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Galvanic Hateful Cuckold



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: stirring amethyst forum

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: blue boltzmann macaca



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Mahogany chest-beating station



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Disturbing Orchestra Pit Selfie



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: fantasy-prone smoky trump supporter



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Drab public bath travel guidebook



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: nighttime elastic band cumskin



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: vivacious hominid nursing home



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Irradiated aqua locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992070)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Thriller French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992078)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: boyish field



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: indigo fragrant famous landscape painting space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992109)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: topaz talented abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992136)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: frozen kitty cat



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: marvelous goal in life area



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Outnumbered Kitty



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: curious plaza

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48994925)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: cruel-hearted jet-lagged private investor sanctuary



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Mahogany chest-beating station



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: cordovan yarmulke

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: marvelous goal in life area

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: odious school

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: burgundy spectacular puppy

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: odious school

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: burgundy spectacular puppy

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Mahogany chest-beating station

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: odious school

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: High-end resort

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: burgundy spectacular puppy

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Avocado dashing patrolman new version

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: indigo fragrant famous landscape painting space

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Buck-toothed godawful meetinghouse fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992340)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Avocado dashing patrolman new version

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: frum bbw jap

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: At-the-ready crackhouse shitlib

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: carmine jew foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48993019)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: fantasy-prone smoky trump supporter

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: burgundy spectacular puppy

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: fantasy-prone smoky trump supporter

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Swollen gaped center philosopher-king

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: burgundy spectacular puppy



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Thriller French Chef

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: nighttime elastic band cumskin

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: topaz talented abode

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: indigo fragrant famous landscape painting space

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: chocolate nubile stage quadroon

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Comical Mauve Roommate

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: stirring amethyst forum

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: bespoke hilarious institution

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: burgundy spectacular puppy

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48994921)