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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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galvanic nubile travel guidebook
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
flatulent private investor brunch
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Onyx cerebral son of senegal water buffalo
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
drab degenerate
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
flickering meetinghouse
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
multi-colored wild sanctuary haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Snowy coldplay fan
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Mewling mood school cafeteria
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Overrated Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
galvanic nubile travel guidebook
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Soul-stirring bisexual black woman
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
trip useless brakes hospital
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
electric death wish
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
galvanic nubile travel guidebook
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Passionate khaki new version theater
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Bat-shit-crazy Vivacious Theatre Sound Barrier
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
mentally impaired hot rigpig
  06/30/25
cr
galvanic nubile travel guidebook
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Soul-stirring bisexual black woman
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
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  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Passionate khaki new version theater
  06/30/25
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milky harsh round eye organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
electric death wish
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
mentally impaired hot rigpig
  06/30/25
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Cracking frozen university
  07/01/25
*bussy
razzle embarrassed to the bone fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Snowy coldplay fan
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Domesticated Excitant Wrinkle Temple
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Marvelous hideous cruise ship
  06/30/25
fuck
electric death wish
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Domesticated Excitant Wrinkle Temple
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
flatulent private investor brunch
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
electric death wish
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Aquamarine irate masturbator site
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
galvanic nubile travel guidebook
  06/30/25
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rose charismatic piazza party of the first part
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Carmine Really Tough Guy
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Razzmatazz underhanded office foreskin
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
beady-eyed kitty cat fanboi
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
galvanic nubile travel guidebook
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Razzmatazz underhanded office foreskin
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
milky harsh round eye organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Razzmatazz underhanded office foreskin
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Provocative Box Office Hairy Legs
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
galvanic nubile travel guidebook
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
light mildly autistic tattoo
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Lilac pocket flask headpube
  06/30/25
tcr
milky harsh round eye organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
just jump
Aromatic Selfie
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
galvanic nubile travel guidebook
  06/30/25
...
Violet spot
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Hairraiser angry location
  06/30/25
wow
galvanic nubile travel guidebook
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
godawful orange jap
  06/30/25
JFC man
galvanic nubile travel guidebook
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Overrated Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
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Aromatic Selfie
  06/30/25
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electric death wish
  06/30/25
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180 fiercely-loyal step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
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light mildly autistic tattoo
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Lilac pocket flask headpube
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Carmine Really Tough Guy
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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sinister swashbuckling state
  07/01/25
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drab degenerate
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
multi-colored wild sanctuary haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
bro
galvanic nubile travel guidebook
  06/30/25
...
Lilac pocket flask headpube
  06/30/25
lol
milky harsh round eye organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
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Mauve codepig
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
concupiscible honey-headed ratface
  06/30/25
jfc
galvanic nubile travel guidebook
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Soul-stirring bisexual black woman
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
diverse useless sex offender
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
180 fiercely-loyal step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
milky harsh round eye organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
concupiscible honey-headed ratface
  07/01/25
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beady-eyed kitty cat fanboi
  07/01/25
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180 fiercely-loyal step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
sinister swashbuckling state
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
ungodly internal respiration affirmative action
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Aquamarine irate masturbator site
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
galvanic nubile travel guidebook
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
electric death wish
  06/30/25
...
galvanic nubile travel guidebook
  07/01/25
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Poppy floppy whorehouse
  07/01/25
lol
milky harsh round eye organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
...
Aromatic Selfie
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Metal flesh athletic conference
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Hyperactive Effete Business Firm Therapy
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
saffron theater stage incel
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Stimulating massive institution
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
dashing self-absorbed native
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Poppy floppy whorehouse
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Laughsome address
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
galvanic nubile travel guidebook
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
milky harsh round eye organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
...
galvanic nubile travel guidebook
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Cracking frozen university
  07/01/25
😟
Razzle-dazzle geriatric legal warrant quadroon
  07/01/25
...
brilliant motley depressive
  07/01/25
holy shit
galvanic nubile travel guidebook
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Poppy floppy whorehouse
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
ruby heady trump supporter twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
sinister swashbuckling state
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Snowy coldplay fan
  07/01/25
...
galvanic nubile travel guidebook
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
sinister swashbuckling state
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
sinister swashbuckling state
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Hairraiser angry location
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Snowy coldplay fan
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
galvanic nubile travel guidebook
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Wonderful Maroon Corner Police Squad
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Cracking frozen university
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
vermilion den
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
galvanic nubile travel guidebook
  07/06/25
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Hairraiser angry location
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
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  07/06/25
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180 fiercely-loyal step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
lol
milky harsh round eye organic girlfriend
  07/07/25
wow
galvanic nubile travel guidebook
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: galvanic nubile travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: flatulent private investor brunch

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Onyx cerebral son of senegal water buffalo

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: drab degenerate

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: flickering meetinghouse

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: multi-colored wild sanctuary haunted graveyard

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Snowy coldplay fan

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Mewling mood school cafeteria

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Overrated Queen Of The Night

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: galvanic nubile travel guidebook

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bisexual black woman

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: trip useless brakes hospital

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: electric death wish

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: galvanic nubile travel guidebook

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Passionate khaki new version theater

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Vivacious Theatre Sound Barrier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: mentally impaired hot rigpig

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: galvanic nubile travel guidebook

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bisexual black woman

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine irate masturbator site

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Passionate khaki new version theater

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: milky harsh round eye organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: electric death wish

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mentally impaired hot rigpig

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Cracking frozen university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: razzle embarrassed to the bone fortuitous meteor

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Snowy coldplay fan

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Domesticated Excitant Wrinkle Temple

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Marvelous hideous cruise ship

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: electric death wish

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Domesticated Excitant Wrinkle Temple

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: flatulent private investor brunch

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: electric death wish

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Aquamarine irate masturbator site

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: galvanic nubile travel guidebook

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: rose charismatic piazza party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Carmine Really Tough Guy

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz underhanded office foreskin

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed kitty cat fanboi

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: galvanic nubile travel guidebook

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz underhanded office foreskin

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: milky harsh round eye organic girlfriend

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Razzmatazz underhanded office foreskin

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Provocative Box Office Hairy Legs

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: galvanic nubile travel guidebook

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: light mildly autistic tattoo

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Lilac pocket flask headpube

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: milky harsh round eye organic girlfriend

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Aromatic Selfie

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: galvanic nubile travel guidebook

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Violet spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser angry location

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: galvanic nubile travel guidebook

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: godawful orange jap

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: galvanic nubile travel guidebook

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Overrated Queen Of The Night

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Aromatic Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: electric death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Passionate khaki new version theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: diverse useless sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: 180 fiercely-loyal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: light mildly autistic tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Lilac pocket flask headpube

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Carmine Really Tough Guy

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Bateful hunting ground crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Cracking frozen university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good french chef associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: puce ticket booth

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: sinister swashbuckling state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: drab degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: multi-colored wild sanctuary haunted graveyard

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: galvanic nubile travel guidebook

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Lilac pocket flask headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: milky harsh round eye organic girlfriend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Mauve codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: concupiscible honey-headed ratface

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: galvanic nubile travel guidebook

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bisexual black woman

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: diverse useless sex offender

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: 180 fiercely-loyal step-uncle's house

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: milky harsh round eye organic girlfriend

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: concupiscible honey-headed ratface

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed kitty cat fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: 180 fiercely-loyal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: sinister swashbuckling state

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: ungodly internal respiration affirmative action

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Aquamarine irate masturbator site

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: galvanic nubile travel guidebook

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: electric death wish

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: galvanic nubile travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Poppy floppy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: milky harsh round eye organic girlfriend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Aromatic Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Metal flesh athletic conference

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Hyperactive Effete Business Firm Therapy

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: saffron theater stage incel

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Stimulating massive institution

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: dashing self-absorbed native

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Poppy floppy whorehouse

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Laughsome address

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: galvanic nubile travel guidebook

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: milky harsh round eye organic girlfriend

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: galvanic nubile travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Cracking frozen university

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle geriatric legal warrant quadroon

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: brilliant motley depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: galvanic nubile travel guidebook

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Poppy floppy whorehouse

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: ruby heady trump supporter twinkling uncleanness

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: sinister swashbuckling state

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Snowy coldplay fan

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: galvanic nubile travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: sinister swashbuckling state

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: sinister swashbuckling state

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser angry location

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Snowy coldplay fan

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: galvanic nubile travel guidebook

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Wonderful Maroon Corner Police Squad

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Cracking frozen university

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: vermilion den

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: galvanic nubile travel guidebook

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser angry location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: thriller dilemma dog poop

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: 180 fiercely-loyal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: milky harsh round eye organic girlfriend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: galvanic nubile travel guidebook

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078889)