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my personal 2: - doodikoff is [X] years old 🥳 (where X...
know-it-all office telephone
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accusing any poaster who claims to be a woman as doobs
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know-it-all office telephone
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the only recurring jokes that still work on me is "what...
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"but where would i get a million dollars?!" in hyp...
Peach Partner
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yeah i like that one. hypo threads have some hilarious and i...
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i like the really well done "could you X in X years&quo...
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lmao those are 180 those are some of the only ones here whe...
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the best ones involve some sort of probability which really ...
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Anyone could get a rebound on effort alone. Plenty of plays ...
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cr all of these are actually very achievable for instance in...
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Well I think it's very unlikely you'd make contact against M...
house-broken greedy jew
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yeah but bro 100 is a really big number just like how out of...
Peach Partner
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You definitely could get a defensive rebound sometimes the o...
house-broken greedy jew
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good point considering they'd surely play that way against a...
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I mean so you don't get hit at all for 5 seconds and you jus...
house-broken greedy jew
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FLW rushes in immediately to talk about how he just beat 3 N...
house-broken greedy jew
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the "actually i was invested in it the whole time and s...
Peach Partner
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MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA WILL NEVER DIE
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COME ON DOWN!
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"Which dad?" is still a banger
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Sealclubber existing and posting words and phrases
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I think VoteRepublicantp is the current POTUS of that catego...
know-it-all office telephone
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he has a very unique style that is mesmerizing durr d...
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George20, an obscure poaster from 20 years ago, growing angr...
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threads about him, lisa rowe, peterman, doobs... they are al...
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cr petermanthreaders are still doing yeoman's work
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He was posting here when I signed up in 2015 I think as a pu...
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jjc's brady email never gets old to me
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all of those are gems. the one where he has to take a sick d...
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we'll see what unfolds
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I say this irl fairly frequently
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just jump
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peak experience
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it was insane when it actually worked on that Air India flig...
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very Anthony Bourdain-ish
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doobs being the POTUS of his school's SCOTUS.
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everyone here being not flame mentally ill haha
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clothmos being fags
demanding nursing home puppy
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that's not a "gag", hth
Stirring point
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Wow, I didn’t know that. You’re telling me for t...
demanding nursing home puppy
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this thread smells like duck sauce does as well
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says the pumo
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there is nuance involved in the distinction tbf. butthole i...
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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: know-it-all office telephone

my personal 2:

- doodikoff is [X] years old 🥳 (where X is some number that increases by 2 each year)

- spelling boom as BOM. just feels right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49165401)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: cream native double fault

accusing any poaster who claims to be a woman as doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49165410)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: know-it-all office telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49165417)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Peach Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178974)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: Useless national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178996)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Dark coldplay fan chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179004)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Brindle talented degenerate hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179152)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Stirring point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180985)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: aromatic orchid private investor

MPA being intelligent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49165420)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Confused mood dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49165425)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: slate infuriating temple famous landscape painting

Po boys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49165509)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Scarlet histrionic clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181821)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: know-it-all office telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178963)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: navy corner

the only recurring jokes that still work on me is "whats his name" and "who just joined" - everything else gets tedious and frankly abused. like the rubio thing was 180 but dbg ran it into the ground.

\

all of the threads of "replace one word in this movie title" are sps because there is always one dork ruining it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178972)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Peach Partner

"but where would i get a million dollars?!" in hypo threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178976)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: navy corner

yeah i like that one. hypo threads have some hilarious and inventive answers tbh. i always read those.

I am a huge fan of the "white girl does x with an asian man. why?" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178984)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Peach Partner

i like the really well done "could you X in X years" poasts that bait a bunch of paunchy middle aged lolwyers into passionately claiming that they could through a 90mph fastball or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178987)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Dark coldplay fan chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179005)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: navy corner

lmao those are 180

those are some of the only ones here where i am like "are you people serious? you sound serious"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179008)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Peach Partner

the best ones involve some sort of probability which really scrambles the brain over overconfident wordcels.

"given 100 at bats could you get on base in the mlb?"

"if you had 5 seconds to throw could you complete a 10 year pass if you played QB the entire game?"

"could you get a rebound on 100 attempts in the nba?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179038)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: house-broken greedy jew

Anyone could get a rebound on effort alone. Plenty of plays where everyone is just standing around. You could also win this hypo by luck by standing somewhere random on the court and getting lucky when the ball bounces to you exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179066)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Peach Partner

cr all of these are actually very achievable for instance in in 100 mlb pitches anyone would make contact and it's just a matter of odds if the ball goes right or if a player makes an error 100 is certainly a large enough number that i could do it in fact i'm sure i could

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179086)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: house-broken greedy jew

Well I think it's very unlikely you'd make contact against MLB pitching. And you'd probably have to build up some arm strength to hit it hard enough to go into the infield.

But in basketball there's inevitably at least one play where the ball ricochets right to a guy by luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179103)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Peach Partner

yeah but bro 100 is a really big number just like how out of a 100 tries i could def get at least *ONE* rebound in the nba

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179108)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: house-broken greedy jew

You definitely could get a defensive rebound sometimes the offense just clears out on their own and goes back to the other side. If you said offensive rebound that would be a lot more unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179113)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Peach Partner

good point considering they'd surely play that way against a paunchy middle aged lawyer gassed in the first quarter. come to think of it, if i started as qb and had a whole five seconds i could 100% throw a measly 10 yard pass too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179117)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: house-broken greedy jew

I mean so you don't get hit at all for 5 seconds and you just have to dump it off to a guy who could potentially run 10 yards or does the ball have to sail ten yards? It's still doable and probably most wouldn't but a few athletic guys could.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179168)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: house-broken greedy jew

FLW rushes in immediately to talk about how he just beat 3 Navy SEALs in a swim race, then makes a bunch of threads about how some prole he knows ODd and died, casually drops he's a crypto millionaire despite ten years of saying it was a stupid investment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179054)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Peach Partner

the "actually i was invested in it the whole time and sold at the top" claim caused me to question reality in the way fulano described. maybe *i'm* the mark and his whole zero L shtick is subtle flame!

but nope lol. amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179069)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Dark coldplay fan chapel

MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA WILL NEVER DIE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179011)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: Stirring point

COME ON DOWN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Dark coldplay fan chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181320)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: erotic heaven mediation

"Which dad?" is still a banger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179156)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Dark coldplay fan chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180184)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Brilliant Zippy Station Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180282)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Sable parlor

Sealclubber existing and posting words and phrases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178986)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: know-it-all office telephone

I think VoteRepublicantp is the current POTUS of that category

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178989)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: Peach Partner

he has a very unique style that is

mesmerizing

durr durr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178990)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: boyish coral site faggot firefighter

George20, an obscure poaster from 20 years ago, growing angry after learning that an innocuous phrase was not, in fact, a thiny veiled homosexual inuendo.

I started poasting in like 2010 and I think he predated me. Never saw the guy poast. Still, this gag lives on. He's probably 50 years old with a wife and grown kids and hasn't thought about XO since Obama's first term, but we think about him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178992)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: navy corner

threads about him, lisa rowe, peterman, doobs... they are all kind of not worth bumping if the person isnt here anymore. sad to consider. so many great threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179017)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: boyish coral site faggot firefighter

We'll bump them until we're dead, friend. And when we're dead, the next generation will bump them. The sun will never set on our bumps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179034)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: house-broken greedy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179077)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: know-it-all office telephone

cr petermanthreaders are still doing yeoman's work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179107)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Amber Liquid Oxygen

He was posting here when I signed up in 2015 I think as a pumo but had a very recognizable style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179073)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: demanding nursing home puppy

questioning any poster you don’t like’s ability to process lactose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179010)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Dark coldplay fan chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179014)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: boyish coral site faggot firefighter

Related: petitioning that any poaster with whom you disagree should repatriate to China, Israel, or India.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179044)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Dark coldplay fan chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: demanding nursing home puppy

cr and I feel, perhaps without justification, that I started that or at least helped make it mainstream on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179142)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Brindle talented degenerate hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179165)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: splenetic doctorate theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179929)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Scarlet histrionic clown

cf. smells like duck sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181784)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: vigorous field

it's very small and simple, but thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179047)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Brindle talented degenerate hall

when its well positioned and hasnt been seen in a while, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179172)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Vibrant sooty karate casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49182007)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Brilliant Zippy Station Yarmulke

jjc's brady email never gets old to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179056)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: exciting fuchsia kitchen

know if you need any help on mba essays. Best of luck, brah."

"Anonymous"

Harvard Business School

Class of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179071)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Amber Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179222)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: navy corner

all of those are gems. the one where he has to take a sick day because he got nowagd lives in my mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179075)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: aqua voyeur

There was that one thread where someone turned it into the Lord's Prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179114)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Peach Partner

we'll see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179150)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Dark coldplay fan chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180187)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Dark coldplay fan chapel

I say this irl fairly frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180189)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: exciting fuchsia kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181271)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: know-it-all office telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181315)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Stirring point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180986)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: honey-headed cracking public bath marketing idea

The whole collection is evergreen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181309)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Fishy azn state

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179058)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Brilliant Zippy Station Yarmulke

peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179062)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: house-broken greedy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179080)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Fishy azn state

That thread with the dad who jumped off a cruise ship to save his dotter who fell had a 190 reply chain in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179097)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: demanding nursing home puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181993)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: boyish coral site faggot firefighter

it was insane when it actually worked on that Air India flight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179104)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Brindle talented degenerate hall

very Anthony Bourdain-ish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179179)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: boyish coral site faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179819)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Dark coldplay fan chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179931)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: demanding nursing home puppy

this was like being a Trumpmo in 2015… board was just ahead of the curve

wait till dinoskepticism goes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179147)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Amber Liquid Oxygen

Calling foreign leaders the POTUS of their country is a good bit every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179068)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: house-broken greedy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179081)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: boyish coral site faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179098)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: aqua voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179115)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: demanding nursing home puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179148)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Peach Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179157)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: massive people who are hurt antidepressant drug

doobs being the POTUS of his school's SCOTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180200)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Yellow razzle-dazzle lay

wtf else would you call a head of state?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49182016)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Fishy azn state

120 how gujurati invariably created a subthread ganges ITT full of usual sophomoric garbage "insights"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179072)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Amber Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179076)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Offensive stimulating principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180550)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Brilliant Zippy Station Yarmulke

evan's fake news links

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179094)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: stubborn chestnut sneaky criminal codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179241)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: brass heady hissy fit

i dunno if it counts but foreigners completely misunderstanding "prole" and getting called out for it always cracks me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179130)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Garnet Market

everyone here being not flame mentally ill haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179153)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: demanding nursing home puppy

clothmos being fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179173)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: Stirring point

that's not a "gag", hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180987)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:41 AM
Author: demanding nursing home puppy

Wow, I didn’t know that. You’re telling me for the first time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180991)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Brindle talented degenerate hall

i dont know why, but breifcase full of duck sauce always makes me lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179186)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Dark coldplay fan chapel

this thread smells like duck sauce does as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180192)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Magical crotch

Tipping 10% or less on engagement ring sales. If at least one poster tried this and got screed by a vengeful salesmen it would be worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179196)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Flesh theater

gakk-fueled bumping sprees that last for days and make the bort completely unreadable

obsessing over the irl of poasters and letting it consume your every waking moment

I'm gay/I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179287)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: wine slap-happy pocket flask

Replying "tp" to great lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179799)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: demanding nursing home puppy

Replying "tp" to great lines tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179917)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: nighttime athletic conference stage

Replying "tp" to great lines tp tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180190)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 AM
Author: demanding nursing home puppy

🤯🤯🤯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180950)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Vibrant sooty karate casino

I like that this has been independently discovered elsewhere by adding "groyper" to great turns of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49182003)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: stubborn chestnut sneaky criminal codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179886)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: green vengeful address

assassination vs. assassination to death vs. being mortally slain in a fatal assassination

the endless parade of superstar rappers being assassinated to death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180226)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Diverse boiling water trump supporter

the”eggs mcmuffin” joke format. it’s one of the few xoisms that i regularly use with my wife because it gets an lol every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180289)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: house-broken greedy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180310)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: aqua voyeur

"Oh, Harold!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180469)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Dark coldplay fan chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181467)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:41 AM
Author: demanding nursing home puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180951)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: curious kitty

I say "pick up some Millers Lite for the lake" joke to my friends all the time and they love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181834)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: adventurous hell

whatever happened to "I'm a refrigerator, I am very cold. Whoosh."

also, lol @ your life, no frog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180342)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Dark coldplay fan chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181468)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: aromatic orchid private investor

nigger faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181472)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: puce mad-dog skullcap

Costco’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180511)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49195969)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: Electric hunting ground orchestra pit

When there's a 100+ post thread about someone dying horrifically in public, and then a poster asks if they're ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180958)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:17 AM
Author: exciting fuchsia kitchen

Chicago vs. NYC. Prestigious luxe condos, Lake Michigan yacht parties, Gold Coast, the underground, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180977)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:19 AM
Author: massive people who are hurt antidepressant drug

phoenix and las vegas as jewels of the midwest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180978)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:31 AM
Author: boyish coral site faggot firefighter

Adding "mo" as a suffix to any word to indicate that the person is a fan/expert/purveyor of that thing.

Trumpmo

Lawmo

Fishingmo

Etc.

I use this with my wife IRL and now she says it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180983)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy lodge

I hate that shit, one of the gayest things to come out of this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181262)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: aromatic orchid private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181267)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: exciting fuchsia kitchen

stfu fagmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181269)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:39 PM
Author: boyish coral site faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49182329)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: know-it-all office telephone

(maf quotemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181316)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: demanding nursing home puppy

says the pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181768)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: Stirring point

Peterman's hairline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180988)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: exciting fuchsia kitchen

Imagine the smell. sewer skunks / brunchfarters and talking about the disgusting nature of professional white women gastrointestinal processes in general, particularly jewish pear shaped women wearing suitskirts who work at law firms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181258)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: exciting fuchsia kitchen

BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181259)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: exciting fuchsia kitchen

butthold vs. butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181273)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Scarlet histrionic clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181780)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: exciting fuchsia kitchen

there is nuance involved in the distinction tbf. butthole is specifically just the hole in your butt. Butthold includes the larger surrounding area within the buttcheeks but outside the actual butthole (i.e. - Box's brown areas). it's like a stonghold, except it's a butthold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181893)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Scarlet histrionic clown

I think we can agree that the butthold must be groundered, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181905)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: demanding nursing home puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181980)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: exciting fuchsia kitchen

yes, but the groundering of said butthold encompasses the larger butthold region vs. just the butthole itself. regardless will smell like burrito shit unless an attempt to mask it with some sort of low end fruity spray is applied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: exciting fuchsia kitchen

grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181276)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Dark coldplay fan chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181321)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: honey-headed cracking public bath marketing idea

Earl MAF at Luis's Volt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181308)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: exciting fuchsia kitchen

Peak heterosexual behavior being fully nude male bodybuilding competition that involves male on male sexual exercises as part of the training ritual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181429)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: aromatic orchid private investor

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181463)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: demanding nursing home puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181772)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Plum indirect expression

baiting julia tp to poast a lingerie pic by calling her hot or ugly in a thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181778)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: galvanic cobalt house

Fortuitous meteor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181814)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: know-it-all office telephone

chilmata with his Black Wife, Beautiful Mixed Children, and Vape Lounge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181844)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Translucent rigpig

I always lol at Julia malapropism threads/poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181902)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: house-broken greedy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49182335)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: Dull skinny woman

bashing forearms with a wrench after getting rejected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49182293)