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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
vigorous community account
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Yellow rehab goyim
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Cerise misunderstood newt
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
salmon rigor juggernaut
  08/30/25
...
henna stimulating wagecucks
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Green metal dingle berry windowlicker
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Saffron resort halford
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
vigorous community account
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Saffron resort halford
  08/31/25
...
Ivory pervert death wish
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  08/31/25
delusional take
Ivory pervert death wish
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Cream dragon affirmative action
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Obsidian racy office
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
vigorous community account
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
vigorous community account
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Obsidian racy office
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Obsidian racy office
  09/05/25
...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
rough-skinned chestnut mental disorder hairy legs
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Obsidian racy office
  09/05/25
...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Obsidian racy office
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
vigorous community account
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Trip Lake Hospital Mediation
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Trip Lake Hospital Mediation
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  09/05/25
Kenny
Obsidian racy office
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
vigorous community account
  09/06/25
...
cerebral dead skinny woman pit
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  09/06/25
...
cerebral dead skinny woman pit
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
vigorous community account
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Maniacal mother
  09/07/25
Explain
vigorous community account
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Indecent Son Of Senegal Shrine
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
vigorous community account
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
vigorous community account
  09/07/25
...
Cream dragon affirmative action
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Obsidian racy office
  01/18/26
...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Plum ticket booth
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
vigorous community account
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
vigorous community account
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Exhilarant Trailer Park
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
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  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Richard Ames
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
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  05/03/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: vigorous community account

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Yellow rehab goyim

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Cerise misunderstood newt

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: salmon rigor juggernaut

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: henna stimulating wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Green metal dingle berry windowlicker

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Saffron resort halford

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: vigorous community account

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Saffron resort halford

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Ivory pervert death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Ivory pervert death wish

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Cream dragon affirmative action

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Obsidian racy office

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: vigorous community account

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: vigorous community account

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Obsidian racy office

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Obsidian racy office

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: rough-skinned chestnut mental disorder hairy legs

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Obsidian racy office

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Obsidian racy office

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: vigorous community account

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Trip Lake Hospital Mediation

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Trip Lake Hospital Mediation

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Obsidian racy office

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: vigorous community account

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: cerebral dead skinny woman pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: cerebral dead skinny woman pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: vigorous community account

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Maniacal mother

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: vigorous community account

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Indecent Son Of Senegal Shrine

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: vigorous community account

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: vigorous community account

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Cream dragon affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Obsidian racy office

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Plum ticket booth

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: vigorous community account

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: vigorous community account

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Exhilarant Trailer Park

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Richard Ames

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49862392)