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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: Lime Whorehouse Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Dashing pearly resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: Confused market clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Gay pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: azure step-uncle's house kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: Contagious White Pisswyrm Dilemma Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: zombie-like salmon legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: Lime Whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: shivering outnumbered cruise ship Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: erotic comical base I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: crystalline sexy idea he suggested marketing idea Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Translucent domesticated parlor corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Stimulating hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Ivory crotch point (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: tan boyish electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: Titillating Filthy Pit Azn lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: Lime Whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: Titillating Filthy Pit Azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: Titillating Filthy Pit Azn bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: gaped glittery party of the first part ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: Titillating Filthy Pit Azn They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: gaped glittery party of the first part no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: canary forum place of business We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#35297897) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: apoplectic federal location 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: Well-lubricated Hideous Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Titillating Filthy Pit Azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: histrionic stage juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: Titillating Filthy Pit Azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: apoplectic federal location Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: house-broken state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: henna orchestra pit 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: apoplectic federal location Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988167) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: canary forum place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#35297900) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Concupiscible bipolar hall great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#26988132) |
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM Author: Titillating Filthy Pit Azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#27989075) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: Titillating Filthy Pit Azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#28616770) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: mint locus was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: alcoholic territorial gas station quadroon I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#28616859) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: Lime Whorehouse The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2:#36797515) |
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