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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Arousing Pozpig
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Glassy magical gas station
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
henna marvelous forum
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Opaque shaky reading party hominid
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
aromatic mediation temple
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Aqua vibrant hunting ground
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Exciting Out-of-control Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
sexy aphrodisiac whorehouse stain
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
charismatic institution skinny woman
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
appetizing crawly nowag senate
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Primrose laughsome office
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
tripping field
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
mischievous ticket booth cuckold
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
sooty hospital idea he suggested
  06/30/25
cr
amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
charismatic institution skinny woman
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Electric nofapping property turdskin
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
tripping field
  06/30/25
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Citrine Motley Sound Barrier House
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Primrose laughsome office
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
sooty hospital idea he suggested
  06/30/25
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Bull headed marketing idea
  07/01/25
*bussy
dashing box office macaca
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Aqua vibrant hunting ground
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Jet jet-lagged associate
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Charcoal Nubile Library
  06/30/25
fuck
Primrose laughsome office
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Jet jet-lagged associate
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Arousing Pozpig
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Primrose laughsome office
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Electric nofapping property turdskin
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop
  06/30/25
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wonderful rigor corner
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Navy Center
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
180 blathering chapel psychic
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Burgundy Rebellious Love Of Her Life
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
180 blathering chapel psychic
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Citrine Motley Sound Barrier House
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
180 blathering chapel psychic
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Medicated excitant pisswyrm
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
pale rigpig
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Canary Mental Disorder
  06/30/25
tcr
Citrine Motley Sound Barrier House
  07/01/25
just jump
spectacular piazza antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop
  06/30/25
...
razzle impertinent plaza toaster
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Mahogany flatulent deer antler
  06/30/25
wow
amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Balding elite church faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
JFC man
amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
sexy aphrodisiac whorehouse stain
  06/30/25
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spectacular piazza antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
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Primrose laughsome office
  06/30/25
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tripping field
  06/30/25
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seedy khaki abode lettuce
  06/30/25
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Startling patrolman elastic band
  06/30/25
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pale rigpig
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Canary Mental Disorder
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Navy Center
  06/30/25
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honey-headed dead jap
  07/01/25
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Bull headed marketing idea
  07/01/25
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Blue famous landscape painting resort
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
kink-friendly point
  07/01/25
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fragrant puppy goal in life
  07/01/25
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henna marvelous forum
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
aromatic mediation temple
  06/30/25
bro
amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop
  06/30/25
...
Canary Mental Disorder
  06/30/25
lol
Citrine Motley Sound Barrier House
  07/01/25
...
big location
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
violet metal space
  06/30/25
jfc
amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
charismatic institution skinny woman
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
seedy khaki abode lettuce
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Startling patrolman elastic band
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Citrine Motley Sound Barrier House
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
violet metal space
  07/01/25
...
Burgundy Rebellious Love Of Her Life
  07/01/25
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Startling patrolman elastic band
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
fragrant puppy goal in life
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
white garrison
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Electric nofapping property turdskin
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Primrose laughsome office
  06/30/25
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amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop
  07/01/25
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heady voyeur theatre
  07/01/25
lol
Citrine Motley Sound Barrier House
  07/01/25
...
spectacular piazza antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
duck-like native
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Bistre costumed kitty
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
cracking range
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Frisky yellow indian lodge potus
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
black nursing home
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
heady voyeur theatre
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Swashbuckling public bath goyim
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Citrine Motley Sound Barrier House
  07/01/25
...
amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Bull headed marketing idea
  07/01/25
😟
naked diverse kitty cat
  07/01/25
...
high-end den boistinker
  07/01/25
holy shit
amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
heady voyeur theatre
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
pungent dragon main people
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
fragrant puppy goal in life
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Aqua vibrant hunting ground
  07/01/25
...
amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
fragrant puppy goal in life
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
fragrant puppy goal in life
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Mahogany flatulent deer antler
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Aqua vibrant hunting ground
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
irradiated gaping heaven
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Bull headed marketing idea
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
rambunctious tantric casino laser beams
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop
  07/06/25
...
Mahogany flatulent deer antler
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Bonkers mustard chad
  07/06/25
...
Startling patrolman elastic band
  07/06/25
lol
Citrine Motley Sound Barrier House
  07/07/25
wow
amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Arousing Pozpig

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Glassy magical gas station

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: henna marvelous forum

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Opaque shaky reading party hominid

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: aromatic mediation temple

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Aqua vibrant hunting ground

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Exciting Out-of-control Mad-dog Skullcap

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: sexy aphrodisiac whorehouse stain

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: charismatic institution skinny woman

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: appetizing crawly nowag senate

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Primrose laughsome office

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: tripping field

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: mischievous ticket booth cuckold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: sooty hospital idea he suggested

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: charismatic institution skinny woman

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Electric nofapping property turdskin

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: tripping field

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Citrine Motley Sound Barrier House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Primrose laughsome office

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: sooty hospital idea he suggested

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Bull headed marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: dashing box office macaca

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Aqua vibrant hunting ground

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Jet jet-lagged associate

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Charcoal Nubile Library

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Primrose laughsome office

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Jet jet-lagged associate

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Arousing Pozpig

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Primrose laughsome office

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Electric nofapping property turdskin

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: wonderful rigor corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Navy Center

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: 180 blathering chapel psychic

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Burgundy Rebellious Love Of Her Life

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: 180 blathering chapel psychic

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Citrine Motley Sound Barrier House

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: 180 blathering chapel psychic

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Medicated excitant pisswyrm

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: pale rigpig

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Canary Mental Disorder

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Citrine Motley Sound Barrier House

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: spectacular piazza antidepressant drug

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: razzle impertinent plaza toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Mahogany flatulent deer antler

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Balding elite church faggot firefighter

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: sexy aphrodisiac whorehouse stain

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: spectacular piazza antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Primrose laughsome office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: tripping field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: seedy khaki abode lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Startling patrolman elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: pale rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Canary Mental Disorder

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Navy Center

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: honey-headed dead jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Bull headed marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Blue famous landscape painting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: kink-friendly point

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: fragrant puppy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: henna marvelous forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: aromatic mediation temple

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Canary Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Citrine Motley Sound Barrier House

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: big location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: violet metal space

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: charismatic institution skinny woman

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: seedy khaki abode lettuce

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Startling patrolman elastic band

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Citrine Motley Sound Barrier House

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: violet metal space

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Burgundy Rebellious Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Startling patrolman elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: fragrant puppy goal in life

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: white garrison

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Electric nofapping property turdskin

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Primrose laughsome office

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: heady voyeur theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Citrine Motley Sound Barrier House

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: spectacular piazza antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: duck-like native

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Bistre costumed kitty

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: cracking range

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Frisky yellow indian lodge potus

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: black nursing home

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: heady voyeur theatre

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling public bath goyim

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Citrine Motley Sound Barrier House

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Bull headed marketing idea

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: naked diverse kitty cat

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: high-end den boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: heady voyeur theatre

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: pungent dragon main people

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: fragrant puppy goal in life

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Aqua vibrant hunting ground

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: fragrant puppy goal in life

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: fragrant puppy goal in life

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Mahogany flatulent deer antler

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Aqua vibrant hunting ground

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: irradiated gaping heaven

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Bull headed marketing idea

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: rambunctious tantric casino laser beams

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Mahogany flatulent deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Bonkers mustard chad

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Startling patrolman elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Citrine Motley Sound Barrier House

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: amethyst embarrassed to the bone gaming laptop

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2:#49078889)