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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
burgundy boiling water
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
arousing aqua cuckold windowlicker
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
primrose greedy alpha
  08/30/25
...
at-the-ready white jew senate
  09/05/25
, he lisped
abusive turdskin
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Big Coldplay Fan Spot
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Big Coldplay Fan Spot
  08/31/25
...
nofapping motley corn cake
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  08/31/25
delusional take
nofapping motley corn cake
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Titillating mewling indirect expression
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
azure partner
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
azure partner
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
azure partner
  09/05/25
...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
vivacious topaz puppy wrinkle
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
azure partner
  09/05/25
...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
azure partner
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Filthy point organic girlfriend
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Filthy point organic girlfriend
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  09/05/25
Kenny
azure partner
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station
  09/06/25
...
diverse iridescent state fanboi
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  09/06/25
...
diverse iridescent state fanboi
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
crusty gaping
  09/07/25
Explain
Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Beta Really Tough Guy
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station
  09/07/25
...
Titillating mewling indirect expression
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
azure partner
  01/18/26
...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
beady-eyed address quadroon
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Bearded Self-centered Giraffe
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Richard Ames
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  05/03/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: burgundy boiling water

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: arousing aqua cuckold windowlicker

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: primrose greedy alpha

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: at-the-ready white jew senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: abusive turdskin

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Big Coldplay Fan Spot

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Big Coldplay Fan Spot

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: nofapping motley corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: nofapping motley corn cake

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Titillating mewling indirect expression

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: azure partner

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: azure partner

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: azure partner

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: vivacious topaz puppy wrinkle

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: azure partner

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: azure partner

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Filthy point organic girlfriend

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Filthy point organic girlfriend

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: azure partner

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: diverse iridescent state fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: diverse iridescent state fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: crusty gaping

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Beta Really Tough Guy

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Titillating mewling indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: azure partner

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed address quadroon

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Turquoise Adventurous Gas Station

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Bearded Self-centered Giraffe

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Richard Ames

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49862392)