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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: maize menage 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Crimson Disturbing Public Bath Round Eye This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: maize menage lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Crimson Disturbing Public Bath Round Eye My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: maize menage You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: disrespectful multi-billionaire sandwich Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: flushed talented mexican lodge It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: vengeful milky den Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: motley coral church You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: maize menage brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: motley coral church glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: vengeful milky den You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: bright sound barrier double fault $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: vengeful milky den Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: bright sound barrier double fault thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: mewling cerebral deer antler box office 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: maize menage ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: mewling cerebral deer antler box office investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Charcoal Resort Headpube $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Chestnut Sickened Chapel I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Charcoal Resort Headpube good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: onyx generalized bond hell $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: lavender address kitty cat six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: lilac abode 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: vengeful milky den Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Navy azn what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: glittery keepsake machete corner 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: sapphire slippery space electric furnace me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: glittery keepsake machete corner It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Crimson Disturbing Public Bath Round Eye 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: vengeful milky den the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Cracking theatre pisswyrm Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Crimson Disturbing Public Bath Round Eye I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Navy azn mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: glittery keepsake machete corner In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Navy azn yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Trip shivering trump supporter boistinker Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: exhilarant clown 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: maize menage fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Comical twisted market A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Comical twisted market OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: frozen hairy legs pistol A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: exhilarant clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Swashbuckling cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: bright sound barrier double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: disrespectful multi-billionaire sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Pontificating tattoo Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Poppy Regret Fanboi $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: insecure pearly area can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: chest-beating hospital Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Navy azn nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: chest-beating hospital Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: hateful institution You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: cowardly sienna site psychic Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Drunken doobsian school cafeteria Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: mewling cerebral deer antler box office damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: up-to-no-good step-uncle's house pozpig Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: peach cocky sanctuary Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Chestnut Sickened Chapel 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Talking Hunting Ground Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Submissive magical parlour macaca 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: brass piazza 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Navy azn 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: vengeful milky den Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: up-to-no-good step-uncle's house pozpig 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: copper curious heaven scourge upon the earth literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Puce insane crackhouse mood I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: insecure pearly area so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: copper curious heaven scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Comical twisted market 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Cracking theatre pisswyrm Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: motley coral church how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Cracking theatre pisswyrm I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: motley coral church 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Cracking theatre pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: alcoholic fat ankles brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: onyx generalized bond hell Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: onyx generalized bond hell $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: offensive hall $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Pontificating tattoo I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: vivacious parlor 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49598250) |