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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church...
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: garnet charismatic chad tank

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2:#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: contagious sanctuary

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: garnet charismatic chad tank

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Passionate Ruddy Sex Offender Depressive

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: Kink-friendly fragrant address indirect expression



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: Boyish glassy therapy

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2:#48424872)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Cerise Box Office Organic Girlfriend



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: marvelous free-loading boltzmann set



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: Coral Chest-beating Whorehouse



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: cobalt community account son of senegal



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: zippy ticket booth



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: zippy ticket booth



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Passionate Ruddy Sex Offender Depressive



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: pontificating painfully honest multi-billionaire

LMFAO

truly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2:#48424347)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: garnet charismatic chad tank

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2:#48424364)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: pontificating painfully honest multi-billionaire

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: garnet charismatic chad tank

One for the books lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2:#48424395)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: zippy ticket booth



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Plum geriatric bawdyhouse macaca



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: heady carmine cumskin



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: Saffron cracking new version spot

Ok but why stop drinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2:#48424351)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: khaki police squad



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: Sapphire church building



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Kink-friendly fragrant address indirect expression



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: comical honey-headed wrinkle



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: stimulating sweet tailpipe sound barrier



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: heady carmine cumskin



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: well-lubricated clown



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: Bull Headed Legal Warrant

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2:#48424372)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: garnet charismatic chad tank

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2:#48424399)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Bull Headed Legal Warrant

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2:#48424425)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: garnet charismatic chad tank

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2:#48424433)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Bull Headed Legal Warrant



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: hilarious feces trailer park

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Frisky peach pervert

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2:#48424454)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Silver Gaped Selfie

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: garnet charismatic chad tank

Not me

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Bull Headed Legal Warrant



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: comical honey-headed wrinkle



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling institution



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: Provocative dark legend



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: heady carmine cumskin



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Flickering Codepig



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Irradiated ebony turdskin



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Nofapping curious international law enforcement agency

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2:#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: garnet charismatic chad tank

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2:#48424851)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: comical honey-headed wrinkle

so much this

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: pontificating painfully honest multi-billionaire



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: zippy ticket booth



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: hilarious feces trailer park

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: misanthropic coffee pot parlor

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2:#48424859)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Galvanic Nursing Home Circlehead



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: bateful sepia athletic conference

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Kink-friendly fragrant address indirect expression



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: alcoholic trump supporter space

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2:#48425009)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Bull Headed Legal Warrant

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: hilarious feces trailer park

that's the difference

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Cerise Box Office Organic Girlfriend



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: contagious sanctuary



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: pontificating painfully honest multi-billionaire



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: stimulating sweet tailpipe sound barrier



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Galvanic Nursing Home Circlehead



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: zippy ticket booth



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: heady carmine cumskin



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: garnet charismatic chad tank

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: comical honey-headed wrinkle

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: flatulent out-of-control theatre pistol

JM is getting subtler with age

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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: carnelian godawful orchestra pit

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Bonkers crackhouse boiling water

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: diverse blue business firm incel

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2:#48425578)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: garnet charismatic chad tank

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2:#48425746)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: stimulating sweet tailpipe sound barrier

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Stubborn up-to-no-good lay

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Slap-happy school cafeteria faggot firefighter



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: zippy ticket booth



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Nofapping curious international law enforcement agency



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