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How do I fuck Scumbagettes

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Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/27/25
dont be mean to their dog
Razzle Twisted Shitlib
  05/27/25
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laughsome marketing idea
  05/30/25
To be fair, IMO they're just not sexual people, OK?
Contagious pontificating regret potus
  05/30/25
the Lower East Side has a plethora of this type
splenetic nubile faggot firefighter sanctuary
  05/27/25
Lower east side of what? Brussels?
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/27/25
NYC, silly-- Pianos and Arlene's Grocery
splenetic nubile faggot firefighter sanctuary
  05/27/25
Scumbags can't afford to live there.
grizzly soggy hell foreskin
  05/27/25
That’s cope.
Bespoke personal credit line mental disorder
  05/27/25
Cope over what?
grizzly soggy hell foreskin
  05/27/25
No you know what no you’re fine. Good for you, eggboy....
Bespoke personal credit line mental disorder
  05/27/25
I see plenty of of scumbagettes looking for trouble wearing ...
splenetic nubile faggot firefighter sanctuary
  05/27/25
those are just run of the mill NYC Women. Scumbaguettes wear...
grizzly soggy hell foreskin
  05/27/25
u can easily go home with a LES scumbagette to find her fema...
splenetic nubile faggot firefighter sanctuary
  05/27/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730074&mc=...
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/27/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730240&mc=...
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/27/25
guy from 2002
Filthy jet station
  05/28/25
Ludlow Street, ywia https://www.tiktok.com/@suleymandolaev/...
splenetic nubile faggot firefighter sanctuary
  05/28/25
a yuppie "boho" tiktok girl is not a scumbaguette
Filthy jet station
  05/28/25
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grizzly soggy hell foreskin
  05/28/25
you know how stevie started emulating kenny powers in eastbo...
Hairraiser Magenta Persian
  05/27/25
you're a low-loser IRL, they're out of your reach
Curious Garnet Indian Lodge
  05/27/25
I have high T irl it just doesn’t get expressed in phe...
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/27/25
if you had high T irl, you wouldn't be asking this question
Curious Garnet Indian Lodge
  05/27/25
Shut up queer.
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/27/25
giga-queer who can't get laid and makes $0k/year
Curious Garnet Indian Lodge
  05/27/25
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/cowgod
spectacular fanboi heaven
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grizzly soggy hell foreskin
  05/27/25
😔
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/28/25
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snowy ticket booth
  05/30/25
That’s the thing—you don’t. Stay in your l...
Bespoke personal credit line mental disorder
  05/27/25
😔
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/27/25
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slate razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house jewess
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flushed azn center
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy52NTKMCPo&ab_channel=7...
concupiscible boltzmann hall
  05/27/25
take up smoking and go to bars in blue collar towns.
fishy old irish cottage
  05/27/25
Should I expect to have to beat up dudes like in Roadhouse? ...
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/27/25
you need to dress and talk the part. I'm out of the scene bu...
fishy old irish cottage
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Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
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diverse violet goyim
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talented chapel
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yellow wild international law enforcement agency
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Yapping university
  05/30/25
Cigs and cocaine will get you most of the way there
sadistic medicated office antidepressant drug
  05/27/25
Just send facebook messages to every girl you knew in HS who...
khaki wonderful orchestra pit stock car
  05/27/25
But this seems ignominious. I want to run irl game.
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/27/25
take the low hanging fruit and then expand your scumbagette ...
khaki wonderful orchestra pit stock car
  05/27/25
But they’ll just talk about dick size like a lot. Is 7...
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/27/25
they dont care about dick size. these bitches are desperate ...
khaki wonderful orchestra pit stock car
  05/27/25
You’re projecting imo. There are dick size restriction...
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/27/25
Only earlier in their lives. They went for big floppy dicked...
khaki wonderful orchestra pit stock car
  05/27/25
great subthread
High-end school
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Hairraiser Magenta Persian
  05/28/25
It would still be foolish to assume they'll give non-Scum a ...
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/27/25
Wrong. My buddy married the scum queen from my HS last year....
khaki wonderful orchestra pit stock car
  05/27/25
why does she think she hit the lottery? did he ace OCI?
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/27/25
Because he can handle her at her worst.
khaki wonderful orchestra pit stock car
  05/27/25
What is “her worst?” Discuss.
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/28/25
mentally ill drug addict.
khaki wonderful orchestra pit stock car
  05/29/25
shoot yourself in the thigh
henna church
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Summon spritezero
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flushed azn center
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An esteemed 32X scholar should already possess all the tools...
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Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/27/25
you have to not be jewish
Outnumbered bawdyhouse coffee pot
  05/27/25
Im Sephardic soooooooo
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/27/25
this forum is so fucking creepy and gross
henna church
  05/27/25
Cr, it’s soo sketch lmao
slate razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house jewess
  05/27/25
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laughsome marketing idea
  05/30/25
This wasn’t a sincere inquiry. (Op is Jewish and doesn...
Fiercely-loyal Chest-beating Scourge Upon The Earth Becky
  05/27/25
upvoted
Pink Trailer Park Really Tough Guy
  05/27/25
slam dunk poast
Bespoke personal credit line mental disorder
  05/27/25
I want to fuck Scum though
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/27/25
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emerald talking chad
  05/27/25
Gently
provocative lodge generalized bond
  05/27/25
move to Jersey
Sienna ape
  05/27/25
Im already in Alabama
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/27/25
fat trailerpark scumbagettes
yellow wild international law enforcement agency
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khaki wonderful orchestra pit stock car
  05/27/25
Scumbagettes prioritize Phenotype more than anyone else. Whi...
snowy ticket booth
  05/28/25
They never talk about phenotype ime other than dick size
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/28/25
You don't have any Experience here, Champ.
snowy ticket booth
  05/28/25
Yes I do. I know sooooooo many bros’ dick sizes bc of ...
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/28/25
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Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
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How to Seduce a Scumbaguette A Field Manual for the Battle-...
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
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Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
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Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
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Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/29/25
cringe
henna church
  05/29/25
you're the one who doesn't even get laid
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/29/25
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disgusting son of senegal roast beef
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claret mischievous rigor
  05/30/25
Don't you live in a trailer park? If so, try the nearest bar...
lascivious translucent nursing home codepig
  05/30/25
Should I try to be at certain places when “welfare che...
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/30/25
stop trying to get laid. it's not happening.
grizzly soggy hell foreskin
  05/30/25
Stop talking about yourself.
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/30/25
this.
Outnumbered bawdyhouse coffee pot
  05/30/25
That night at the bar. Offer to curate their tattoos.
lascivious translucent nursing home codepig
  05/30/25
https://x.com/ywomendeservles/status/1928159849105314277
Filthy jet station
  05/30/25
dear god, why?
flushed azn center
  05/30/25
He's going to kill or fuck your dog. What? No way. I'm the o...
lascivious translucent nursing home codepig
  05/30/25
Tatted chick is super hot
claret mischievous rigor
  05/30/25
do you have alpha scumbag energy?
Mind-boggling famous landscape painting parlor
  05/30/25
Yes imo
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/30/25
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khaki wonderful orchestra pit stock car
  05/30/25
You should have tagged EPAH in the thread title. He is the r...
Drab stirring bbw
  05/30/25
how is the entirety of xo this fucking retarded? the answer ...
Maize 180 whorehouse dingle berry
  05/30/25
Ok to be honest I'm really just thinking of Hot Girls but th...
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/30/25
so you go for one who likes a night of coke and fucking and ...
Maize 180 whorehouse dingle berry
  05/30/25
Every idiots dies of fentanyl now. This shit all looks The S...
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/30/25
yes, you offer it to them as well and then they have sex wit...
Maize 180 whorehouse dingle berry
  05/30/25
How do I get Pure cocaine
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/30/25
from scumbags then you test it
Maize 180 whorehouse dingle berry
  05/30/25
Ime they always want to do it with you. How do I get away fr...
Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner
  05/30/25
with money
Maize 180 whorehouse dingle berry
  05/30/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964633)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Razzle Twisted Shitlib

dont be mean

to their dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48965383)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: laughsome marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48972909)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Contagious pontificating regret potus

To be fair,

IMO they're just not sexual people, OK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48975309)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: splenetic nubile faggot firefighter sanctuary

the Lower East Side has a plethora of this type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964639)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

Lower east side of what? Brussels?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964640)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: splenetic nubile faggot firefighter sanctuary

NYC, silly-- Pianos and Arlene's Grocery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964642)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: grizzly soggy hell foreskin

Scumbags can't afford to live there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964671)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Bespoke personal credit line mental disorder

That’s cope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964674)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: grizzly soggy hell foreskin

Cope over what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964676)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Bespoke personal credit line mental disorder

No you know what no you’re fine. Good for you, eggboy. You’re great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964688)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: splenetic nubile faggot firefighter sanctuary

I see plenty of of scumbagettes looking for trouble wearing these type boots:

https://anndemeulemeester.com/en-us/collections/boots/products/2102-w-c03-390-099-alec-ankle-boots?_pos=13&_fid=385075853&_ss=c%3Fvariant%3D39693438746784

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964687)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: grizzly soggy hell foreskin

those are just run of the mill NYC Women. Scumbaguettes wear Ugg boots or fashion that was out of style a decade ago and they live in exurbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964702)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: splenetic nubile faggot firefighter sanctuary

u can easily go home with a LES scumbagette to find her female partner back home waiting for u to do the needful for both of them--fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964714)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730074&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964764)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730240&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964765)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Filthy jet station

guy from 2002

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48966962)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: splenetic nubile faggot firefighter sanctuary

Ludlow Street, ywia

https://www.tiktok.com/@suleymandolaev/video/7242738152064978218

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48966976)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Filthy jet station

a yuppie "boho" tiktok girl is not a scumbaguette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48967033)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: grizzly soggy hell foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48967038)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Hairraiser Magenta Persian

you know how stevie started emulating kenny powers in eastbound and down? like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964643)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Curious Garnet Indian Lodge

you're a low-loser IRL, they're out of your reach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964647)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

I have high T irl it just doesn’t get expressed in phenotype afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964652)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Curious Garnet Indian Lodge

if you had high T irl, you wouldn't be asking this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964872)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

Shut up queer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48965337)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Curious Garnet Indian Lodge

giga-queer who can't get laid and makes $0k/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48965374)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: spectacular fanboi heaven

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48965465)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: grizzly soggy hell foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48965475)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48969224)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: snowy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48973508)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Bespoke personal credit line mental disorder

That’s the thing—you don’t. Stay in your lane, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964648)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964655)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: slate razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48965386)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Olive dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48965100)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: flushed azn center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48965138)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: concupiscible boltzmann hall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy52NTKMCPo&ab_channel=7sevenout7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964682)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: fishy old irish cottage

take up smoking and go to bars in blue collar towns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964834)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

Should I expect to have to beat up dudes like in Roadhouse? Im 5’10. How else can I prove my virility?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964954)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: fishy old irish cottage

you need to dress and talk the part. I'm out of the scene but in my day that meant baggy jeans, white tees, close crop or buzzed hair. also, drop your college accent. proper english has no place in a bar playing Whitey Ford Sings the Blues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964977)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48965341)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: diverse violet goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48965473)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: talented chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48965667)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: yellow wild international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48970085)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Yapping university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48974080)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: sadistic medicated office antidepressant drug

Cigs and cocaine will get you most of the way there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964852)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: khaki wonderful orchestra pit stock car

Just send facebook messages to every girl you knew in HS who was a slutty pothead and is now a single mom with teenage kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964877)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

But this seems ignominious. I want to run irl game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964952)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: khaki wonderful orchestra pit stock car

take the low hanging fruit and then expand your scumbagette social network. all the girls hang out with each other, do blow and fuck each other's boyfriends/husbands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48964990)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

But they’ll just talk about dick size like a lot. Is 7 small iyo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48965099)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: khaki wonderful orchestra pit stock car

they dont care about dick size. these bitches are desperate and just want attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48965106)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

You’re projecting imo. There are dick size restrictions with hot Scumbaguettes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48965235)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: khaki wonderful orchestra pit stock car

Only earlier in their lives. They went for big floppy dicked scumbags, got knocked up and abandoned. They are in no position to demand big dicked man. Similarly there are no height and hairline restrictions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48965964)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: High-end school

great subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48965989)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser Magenta Persian



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

It would still be foolish to assume they'll give non-Scum a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48966108)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: khaki wonderful orchestra pit stock car

Wrong. My buddy married the scum queen from my HS last year. We’re talking early age coke habit, tatted up, had a kid out of wedlock in her early 20s, several stints of in patient rehab, bleach blonde hair and orange fake tan works as a receptionist in a salon type of bitch.

He was a national honor society, marching band nerd in HS. Completely bald, 5’9” and very average sized dick. She feels like she hit the lottery with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48966120)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

why does she think she hit the lottery? did he ace OCI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48966185)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: khaki wonderful orchestra pit stock car

Because he can handle her at her worst.

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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

What is “her worst?” Discuss.

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Date: May 29th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: khaki wonderful orchestra pit stock car

mentally ill drug addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48971547)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: henna church

shoot yourself in the thigh

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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: razzmatazz casino

Summon spritezero

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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Cyan Frozen Home



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Date: May 28th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: flushed azn center



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Vermilion stimulating mother

An esteemed 32X scholar should already possess all the tools

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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Outnumbered bawdyhouse coffee pot

you have to not be jewish

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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

Im Sephardic soooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48965415)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: henna church

this forum is so fucking creepy and gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48965670)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: slate razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house jewess

Cr, it’s soo sketch lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48966017)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: laughsome marketing idea



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chest-beating Scourge Upon The Earth Becky

This wasn’t a sincere inquiry. (Op is Jewish and doesn’t get laid). Just a cheap attempt to indoctrinate us with clique theory. Nice try champ but not falling for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48966021)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Pink Trailer Park Really Tough Guy

upvoted

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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Bespoke personal credit line mental disorder

slam dunk poast

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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

I want to fuck Scum though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48966123)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: emerald talking chad



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: provocative lodge generalized bond

Gently

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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: Sienna ape

move to Jersey

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

Im already in Alabama

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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: yellow wild international law enforcement agency

fat trailerpark scumbagettes

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: khaki wonderful orchestra pit stock car



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: snowy ticket booth

Scumbagettes prioritize Phenotype more than anyone else. Which is to say you have No Chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48967044)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

They never talk about phenotype ime other than dick size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48967093)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: snowy ticket booth

You don't have any Experience here, Champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48967987)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

Yes I do. I know sooooooo many bros’ dick sizes bc of Scumbaguettes running their mouths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48968405)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

How to Seduce a Scumbaguette

A Field Manual for the Battle-Damaged and Cunning

They are not angels. They are not women in the classical sense. They are not nice. They are the women who scream at waiters, wear puffer jackets in the club, call their mothers “bitch,” and never once in their lives have reflected. They are the Scumbag Clique. And you want one.

Good. You are a man of taste and war.

They have tattoos with meanings they can’t explain. They use phrases like “my truth” and “deadass” with the sincerity of a priest offering the host. They vape watermelon poison and think astrology is real. They mock The Iliad but cry over TikToks. They are Scumbaguettes. They are emotionally bankrupt, morally stunted, and sexually omnivorous. If you bring a flower, they will laugh. If you bring ketamine, they will follow.

To seduce them, you must amputate your dignity at the shoulder.

RULE ONE: NO LOSERY PHRASES

Do not say “the former” or “the latter.” Do not say “as it were,” “I posit,” or “to wit.” These are sounds that do not penetrate their ears. They interpret these noises as threats or attempts to shame them for their GEDs. They are immune to structure. They consider syntax fascist. If you use commas properly, they assume you're a virgin.

Speak in raw nouns. Grunt when possible. Talk like an unmedicated YouTuber:

“This slaps.”

“I’m off a bean.”

“Let’s spin the block.”

“He’s cooked.”

Say things that sound like violence or sex or money. No abstractions. They fear abstraction.

RULE TWO: NEVER BE “SAFE”

They want chaos. They want tension. They want the bartender to ask you to leave. If you ask what they “do for work,” you have already lost. They hate their jobs and see your question as small talk—which to them is violence. If you want to win, lean close and say something foul. Not cruel—foul. Something that could get you banned from HR. Something that makes her laugh because it breaks the furniture of her soul.

The average Scumbaguette has been chased out of five cities and two group chats. You are not going to impress her with good credit. You impress her by being a spectacle. Be dangerous, or be forgotten.

RULE THREE: BE THE DEVIL, NOT THE DAD

Do not correct her. Do not educate her. Do not show her the right way to do anything. You are not her father. Her father is either in prison or her phone contacts under “do not answer.” If you say, “Actually, it’s pronounced…” she will ghost you mid-date.

Instead, encourage her worst impulses. If she says she keyed her ex’s car, say, “Hell yeah.” If she says she hasn’t paid taxes in six years, say, “As you should.” You are the demon on her shoulder, not the angel.

RULE FOUR: DRESS LIKE YOU JUST CRAWLED OUT OF THE WOODS

They don’t want clean men. They want feral men. They want mullets, chipped nails, coats that smell like gasoline. You must look like you either just won a bar fight or are about to start one. She must not know whether you are on parole or on tour. If you own a Patagonia fleece, burn it now.

RULE FIVE: NEVER APOLOGIZE

She might bait you into it. She might accuse you of being “problematic” for liking Kubrick or saying “chick.” You must not flinch. If you show guilt, she will smell it like a dying animal. She will circle you, destroy you, screenshot you. But if you say, “Yeah, and?”—she will fold like a beach chair.

They are addicted to conflict but hate winning it. She wants to rage at a man who will not move. You are that man. Smile as she yells. Order another drink. Light a cigarette indoors.

RULE SIX: WALK AWAY FIRST

You must always leave. Do not linger. Do not ask what she’s doing later. Do not seek her approval. Once she is semi-laughing and calling you “insane,” you vanish. No goodbyes. Just say “bet” and leave like you have crimes to commit.

She will text. It might take hours. It might take days. She will say something chaotic and cold. Respond once. Something like:

“Newports?”

“U up?”

“Pull up.”

She’ll come. She always comes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48972122)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: henna church

cringe

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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

you're the one who doesn't even get laid

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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:22 AM
Author: disgusting son of senegal roast beef



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: claret mischievous rigor



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:05 AM
Author: lascivious translucent nursing home codepig

Don't you live in a trailer park? If so, try the nearest bar starting after work on local payday. Wear sports insignia stuff including baseball cap. Flash some cash. Lie your ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48972683)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

Should I try to be at certain places when “welfare checks” hit? This occurs at a specific time of the month iirc

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: grizzly soggy hell foreskin

stop trying to get laid. it's not happening.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

Stop talking about yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48973355)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Outnumbered bawdyhouse coffee pot

this.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: lascivious translucent nursing home codepig

That night at the bar. Offer to curate their tattoos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48974037)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Filthy jet station

https://x.com/ywomendeservles/status/1928159849105314277

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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: flushed azn center

dear god, why?

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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: lascivious translucent nursing home codepig

He's going to kill or fuck your dog. What? No way. I'm the only one who gets to fuck my dog.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: claret mischievous rigor

Tatted chick is super hot

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Mind-boggling famous landscape painting parlor

do you have alpha scumbag energy?

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

Yes imo

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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: khaki wonderful orchestra pit stock car



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Drab stirring bbw

You should have tagged EPAH in the thread title. He is the resident expert on the subject.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48975043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Maize 180 whorehouse dingle berry

how is the entirety of xo this fucking retarded? the answer is drugs, it always was drugs, and it always will be drugs, have drugs dumbfuck

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

Ok to be honest I'm really just thinking of Hot Girls but the kind who didn't go to college or know what OCI is. But it's the same fundamental problem that Scumbaguettes introduce. It's like trying to get with a Nurse or something. They hate Losery Doctors with high GPAs and liberal artists are kind of just Worse and much Poorer than Doctors.

Fundamentally I'm just tired of idiot Loser Women and their "thoughts" and am drawn to Women with No Thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2:#48975093)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Maize 180 whorehouse dingle berry

so you go for one who likes a night of coke and fucking and your problem is solved

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

Every idiots dies of fentanyl now. This shit all looks The Same. I'm not going to go around Killing Hot Girls and myself unless it's after I get laid. Usually I do coke before sex iirc.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Maize 180 whorehouse dingle berry

yes, you offer it to them as well and then they have sex with you

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

How do I get Pure cocaine

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Maize 180 whorehouse dingle berry

from scumbags then you test it

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Brilliant Aphrodisiac Therapy Gunner

Ime they always want to do it with you. How do I get away from them

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Maize 180 whorehouse dingle berry

with money

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