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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
flatulent garrison sex offender
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
laughsome prole black woman
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
flatulent garrison sex offender
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
stirring slimy digit ratio bawdyhouse
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
spectacular foreskin
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
Jet Pistol
  06/06/25
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contagious gold point
  06/06/25
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blathering violet rigpig
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
laughsome prole black woman
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
flatulent garrison sex offender
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
Glittery Yapping Lettuce Crackhouse
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
flatulent garrison sex offender
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
Swashbuckling coral double fault
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
flatulent garrison sex offender
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
magical rigor
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
flatulent garrison sex offender
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
Flushed Naked Trailer Park
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
Glittery Yapping Lettuce Crackhouse
  06/06/25
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blathering violet rigpig
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
Flushed Naked Trailer Park
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
Frum Sandwich Theatre
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
flatulent garrison sex offender
  06/06/25
Damn
Frum Sandwich Theatre
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
blathering violet rigpig
  06/06/25
not including tip
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magical rigor
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Jet Pistol
  06/06/25
I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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magical rigor
  06/27/25
he can pay in installments using klarna
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  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
crusty property personal credit line
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
Big business firm athletic conference
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
flatulent garrison sex offender
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
Big business firm athletic conference
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
flatulent garrison sex offender
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
magical rigor
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
Big business firm athletic conference
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
blathering violet rigpig
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
flatulent garrison sex offender
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
Flushed Naked Trailer Park
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
high-end citrine sweet tailpipe
  06/06/25
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Sickened national old irish cottage
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
Flushed Naked Trailer Park
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
Adulterous Supple Address Alpha
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
clear goal in life
  06/06/25
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contagious gold point
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
poppy reading party house
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
flatulent garrison sex offender
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
poppy reading party house
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
Internet-worthy wine space
  06/06/25
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flatulent garrison sex offender
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
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  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
dun chad cuck
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
Twisted Messiness
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
high-end citrine sweet tailpipe
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
Impressive Beady-eyed Karate
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
Narrow-minded slippery marketing idea hall
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
Diverse Theater
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
Iridescent Really Tough Guy Wrinkle
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
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  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: flatulent garrison sex offender

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: laughsome prole black woman

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: flatulent garrison sex offender

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: stirring slimy digit ratio bawdyhouse

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: spectacular foreskin

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Jet Pistol

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: contagious gold point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48993016)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: blathering violet rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48993051)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: laughsome prole black woman

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: flatulent garrison sex offender

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Glittery Yapping Lettuce Crackhouse

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: flatulent garrison sex offender

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling coral double fault

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: flatulent garrison sex offender

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: magical rigor

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: flatulent garrison sex offender

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Flushed Naked Trailer Park

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Glittery Yapping Lettuce Crackhouse

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: blathering violet rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991843)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Flushed Naked Trailer Park

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Frum Sandwich Theatre

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: flatulent garrison sex offender

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Frum Sandwich Theatre

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: blathering violet rigpig

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Flushed Naked Trailer Park

not including tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991855)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: concupiscible ruby office nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991861)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: magical rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991868)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: poppy reading party house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991960)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Jet Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992342)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Diverse Theater

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: laughsome prole black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991909)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: magical rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991914)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Glittery Yapping Lettuce Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991939)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: poppy reading party house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991962)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Tan wonderful corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991985)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: dun chad cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991991)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: stirring slimy digit ratio bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991995)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: spectacular foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992070)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle lilac dog poop sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992078)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: offensive jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992084)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: high-end citrine sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992109)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Twisted Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992136)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Theater Stage Potus



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: crusty property personal credit line



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Electric Amethyst Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48993876)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: chest-beating out-of-control school yarmulke

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48994925)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: comical nibblets



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: magical rigor



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac genital piercing

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: crusty property personal credit line

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Big business firm athletic conference

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: flatulent garrison sex offender

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Big business firm athletic conference

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: flatulent garrison sex offender

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: magical rigor

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Big business firm athletic conference

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: blathering violet rigpig

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: flatulent garrison sex offender

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Flushed Naked Trailer Park

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: high-end citrine sweet tailpipe

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Sickened national old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992340)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Flushed Naked Trailer Park

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Adulterous Supple Address Alpha

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: clear goal in life

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: contagious gold point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48993019)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: poppy reading party house

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: flatulent garrison sex offender

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: poppy reading party house

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Internet-worthy wine space

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: flatulent garrison sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992207)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle lilac dog poop sanctuary

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: dun chad cuck

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Twisted Messiness

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: high-end citrine sweet tailpipe

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Impressive Beady-eyed Karate

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Narrow-minded slippery marketing idea hall

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Diverse Theater

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Iridescent Really Tough Guy Wrinkle

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: flatulent garrison sex offender

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2:#48994921)