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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| mischievous locus filthpig | 12/16/25 |
| Mauve locale | 12/16/25 |
| mischievous locus filthpig | 12/16/25 |
| Mauve locale | 12/16/25 |
| mischievous locus filthpig | 12/16/25 |
| aphrodisiac reading party place of business | 12/20/25 |
| vigorous point jap | 12/19/25 |
| Sooty Thirsty Bawdyhouse | 12/20/25 |
| diverse telephone international law enforcement agency | 12/19/25 |
| mischievous locus filthpig | 12/20/25 |
| diverse telephone international law enforcement agency | 12/20/25 |
| Sooty Thirsty Bawdyhouse | 12/20/25 |
| vivacious mildly autistic crotch | 12/16/25 |
| Sooty Thirsty Bawdyhouse | 12/20/25 |
| vivacious mildly autistic crotch | 12/22/25 |
| Multi-colored area toaster | 12/16/25 |
| mischievous locus filthpig | 12/16/25 |
| Multi-colored area toaster | 12/16/25 |
| Spectacular rough-skinned tanning salon | 12/16/25 |
| Learning disabled naked community account | 12/19/25 |
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| Sooty Thirsty Bawdyhouse | 12/20/25 |
| Irradiated Den Wrinkle | 12/20/25 |
| cerebral parlor ceo | 12/16/25 |
| bateful really tough guy native | 12/20/25 |
| cerebral parlor ceo | 12/23/25 |
| Mauve locale | 12/16/25 |
| Sooty Thirsty Bawdyhouse | 12/20/25 |
| mustard theater stage partner | 12/21/25 |
| Mauve locale | 12/16/25 |
| Irradiated Den Wrinkle | 12/16/25 |
| cerebral parlor ceo | 12/19/25 |
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| Primrose Trip Cruise Ship Ratface | 12/19/25 |
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| Primrose Trip Cruise Ship Ratface | 12/19/25 |
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| vivacious mildly autistic crotch | 12/19/25 |
| aphrodisiac reading party place of business | 12/20/25 |
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| Zippy ticket booth | 12/19/25 |
| slate liquid oxygen love of her life | 12/19/25 |
| gold aggressive generalized bond | 12/19/25 |
| Irradiated Den Wrinkle | 12/19/25 |
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| navy provocative property keepsake machete | 12/20/25 |
| Heady corner dragon | 12/19/25 |
| Big-titted theater old irish cottage | 12/19/25 |
| Multi-colored area toaster | 12/19/25 |
| Fluffy Hairraiser Faggot Firefighter | 12/20/25 |
| onyx outnumbered principal's office bbw | 12/19/25 |
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| Fluffy Hairraiser Faggot Firefighter | 12/20/25 |
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| slate liquid oxygen love of her life | 12/20/25 |
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| Emerald Cumskin | 12/20/25 |
| mustard theater stage partner | 12/20/25 |
| diverse telephone international law enforcement agency | 12/21/25 |
| mustard theater stage partner | 12/22/25 |
| diverse telephone international law enforcement agency | 12/23/25 |
| mustard theater stage partner | 12/23/25 |
| talking thriller public bath private investor | 12/22/25 |
| rose degenerate nursing home | 12/22/25 |
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| Mahogany newt crackhouse | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: mischievous locus filthpig 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Mauve locale This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: mischievous locus filthpig lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Mauve locale My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: mischievous locus filthpig You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: aphrodisiac reading party place of business Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: vigorous point jap It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Sooty Thirsty Bawdyhouse Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: diverse telephone international law enforcement agency You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: mischievous locus filthpig brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: diverse telephone international law enforcement agency glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Sooty Thirsty Bawdyhouse You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: vivacious mildly autistic crotch $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Sooty Thirsty Bawdyhouse Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: vivacious mildly autistic crotch thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Multi-colored area toaster 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: mischievous locus filthpig ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Multi-colored area toaster investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Spectacular rough-skinned tanning salon $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Learning disabled naked community account I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Spectacular rough-skinned tanning salon good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: rose degenerate nursing home $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: curious incel boistinker six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Bonkers fuchsia headpube 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Sooty Thirsty Bawdyhouse Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Irradiated Den Wrinkle what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: cerebral parlor ceo 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: bateful really tough guy native me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: cerebral parlor ceo It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Mauve locale 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Sooty Thirsty Bawdyhouse the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: mustard theater stage partner Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Mauve locale I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Irradiated Den Wrinkle mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: cerebral parlor ceo In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Irradiated Den Wrinkle yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: bronze bisexual school Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Primrose Trip Cruise Ship Ratface 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: mischievous locus filthpig fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Emerald Cumskin A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Emerald Cumskin OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: metal glittery casino codepig A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Primrose Trip Cruise Ship Ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: zombie-like striped hyena potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: vivacious mildly autistic crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: aphrodisiac reading party place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: sexy umber yarmulke gaping Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Zippy ticket booth $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: slate liquid oxygen love of her life can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: gold aggressive generalized bond Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Irradiated Den Wrinkle nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: gold aggressive generalized bond Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: navy provocative property keepsake machete You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Heady corner dragon Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Big-titted theater old irish cottage Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Multi-colored area toaster damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Fluffy Hairraiser Faggot Firefighter Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: onyx outnumbered principal's office bbw Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Learning disabled naked community account 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Arrogant disrespectful base Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: bearded internet-worthy range dopamine 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: fragrant center police squad 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Irradiated Den Wrinkle 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Sooty Thirsty Bawdyhouse Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Fluffy Hairraiser Faggot Firefighter 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: bearded marketing idea brunch literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Green hominid house I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: slate liquid oxygen love of her life so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: bearded marketing idea brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Emerald Cumskin 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: mustard theater stage partner Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: diverse telephone international law enforcement agency how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: mustard theater stage partner I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: diverse telephone international law enforcement agency 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: mustard theater stage partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: talking thriller public bath private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: rose degenerate nursing home Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: rose degenerate nursing home $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: harsh silver stage $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: sexy umber yarmulke gaping I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: Mahogany newt crackhouse 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2:#49598250) |