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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
apoplectic set
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
insane theater
  05/27/25
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apoplectic set
  05/27/25
sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
Ultramarine Sandwich
  05/27/25
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apoplectic set
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
Thriller jet-lagged national
  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
Frozen out-of-control feces codepig
  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
flirting ticket booth
  05/27/25
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Harsh Cuckoldry
  05/27/25
I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
dun temple police squad
  05/27/25
Much like my wife
apoplectic set
  05/28/25
jfc
house-broken telephone
  05/28/25
tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
carnelian vigorous heaven
  05/28/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: apoplectic set

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966223)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: insane theater

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966234)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: apoplectic set



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine Sandwich

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966238)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: apoplectic set



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Thriller jet-lagged national

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966244)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Frozen out-of-control feces codepig

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966245)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: flirting ticket booth

id buy one u got a link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966246)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Harsh Cuckoldry



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: dun temple police squad

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966433)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: apoplectic set

Much like my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966782)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: house-broken telephone

jfc

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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: carnelian vigorous heaven

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966805)