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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Flushed Mildly Autistic Goyim Liquid Oxygen
  06/30/25
wow lol
indigo idiotic mediation shrine
  06/30/25
...
aquamarine cracking keepsake machete messiness
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
indigo idiotic mediation shrine
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Flushed Mildly Autistic Goyim Liquid Oxygen
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Motley Trailer Park Giraffe
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Flushed Mildly Autistic Goyim Liquid Oxygen
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Floppy ladyboy national
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
pearl therapy parlour
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
indigo idiotic mediation shrine
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
rusted razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Flushed Mildly Autistic Goyim Liquid Oxygen
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
pearl therapy parlour
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Mischievous domesticated station
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
indigo idiotic mediation shrine
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Flushed Mildly Autistic Goyim Liquid Oxygen
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Chrome marvelous menage knife
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
odious doctorate
  06/30/25
...
Rebellious razzle main people mood
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
emerald federal kitty cat sex offender
  06/30/25
...
Flushed Mildly Autistic Goyim Liquid Oxygen
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
massive shaky brethren boltzmann
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
splenetic passionate pit
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Glittery Apoplectic Sanctuary
  06/30/25
...
rusted razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Mischievous domesticated station
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
startled people who are hurt market
  07/01/25
...
splenetic passionate pit
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
big flatulent jap multi-billionaire
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
vibrant piazza
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
awkward amethyst brunch volcanic crater
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
swashbuckling nursing home hominid
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Rambunctious coiffed depressive home
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Trip spot marketing idea
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Flushed Mildly Autistic Goyim Liquid Oxygen

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: indigo idiotic mediation shrine

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: aquamarine cracking keepsake machete messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: indigo idiotic mediation shrine

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Flushed Mildly Autistic Goyim Liquid Oxygen

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Motley Trailer Park Giraffe

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Flushed Mildly Autistic Goyim Liquid Oxygen

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Floppy ladyboy national

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: pearl therapy parlour

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: indigo idiotic mediation shrine

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: rusted razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Flushed Mildly Autistic Goyim Liquid Oxygen

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: pearl therapy parlour

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Mischievous domesticated station

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: indigo idiotic mediation shrine

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Flushed Mildly Autistic Goyim Liquid Oxygen

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Chrome marvelous menage knife

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: odious doctorate

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Rebellious razzle main people mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: emerald federal kitty cat sex offender

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Flushed Mildly Autistic Goyim Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: massive shaky brethren boltzmann

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: splenetic passionate pit

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Glittery Apoplectic Sanctuary

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: rusted razzle-dazzle scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Mischievous domesticated station

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: startled people who are hurt market

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: splenetic passionate pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: big flatulent jap multi-billionaire

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: vibrant piazza

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: awkward amethyst brunch volcanic crater

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: swashbuckling nursing home hominid

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Rambunctious coiffed depressive home

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Trip spot marketing idea

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2:#49065360)