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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/09/14
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Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
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Slimy parlor pocket flask
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Ivory multi-colored set boistinker
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pink forum deer antler
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drunken coiffed mad cow disease
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dashing godawful yarmulke selfie
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Painfully honest odious stead
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/09/14
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Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
Ivory multi-colored set boistinker
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/09/14
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Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/09/14
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Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
bonkers crackhouse gaming laptop
  10/09/14
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Irradiated Filthy Corner
  10/09/14
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Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
dashing godawful yarmulke selfie
  10/09/14
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Irradiated Filthy Corner
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/09/14
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Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
Sickened lodge fortuitous meteor
  10/08/16
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bonkers crackhouse gaming laptop
  10/09/14
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Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
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contagious dilemma
  10/09/14
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scarlet tanning salon jap
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pea-brained abode weed whacker
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Obsidian hilarious kitchen
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Tan antidepressant drug property
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supple scourge upon the earth
  10/10/14
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Effete Private Investor
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
Racy dingle berry
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
floppy tank
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
Apoplectic haunted graveyard
  10/06/25
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Aqua hell mental disorder
  05/15/22
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scarlet tanning salon jap
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
Vibrant Opaque Nowag Macaca
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
tantric wine locale
  10/11/14
?
Cerebral den jewess
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
tantric wine locale
  10/11/14
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glittery bossy famous landscape painting legend
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
crawly massive dysfunction gas station
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
sable philosopher-king
  12/25/15
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Self-absorbed charismatic address factory reset button
  02/05/17
lol
Poppy Thriller Preventive Strike State
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Electric territorial stage becky
  10/09/14
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Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Ivory multi-colored set boistinker
  10/09/14
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scarlet tanning salon jap
  10/09/14
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Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Gaped Therapy Library
  10/09/14
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Drab crusty box office indirect expression
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
bonkers crackhouse gaming laptop
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Indigo Institution Main People
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
big abusive piazza
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/09/14
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Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
bronze spectacular school cafeteria elastic band
  10/09/14
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Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/09/14
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Cracking onyx mood heaven
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
Adventurous roast beef
  10/09/14
Shrewd
lime electric furnace market
  10/09/14
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Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
bronze spectacular school cafeteria elastic band
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Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/09/14
180
Sapphire trailer park
  10/09/14
180
gold police squad
  10/09/14
180^180
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
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contagious dilemma
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
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Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
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Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Ivory multi-colored set boistinker
  10/09/14
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Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
Adventurous roast beef
  10/09/14
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Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Slimy parlor pocket flask
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/09/14
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Cerebral den jewess
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
passionate rehab
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
Transparent nursing home hairy legs
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Mildly Autistic Aquamarine Public Bath
  12/06/14
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appetizing doobsian really tough guy
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
exciting theatre keepsake machete
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
floppy tank
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
floppy tank
  10/08/16
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Soul-stirring cuckold center
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Cerebral den jewess
  10/09/14
?
Brindle Idiotic Juggernaut
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Cerebral den jewess
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
blathering brunch
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
diverse bisexual lettuce
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
sinister violent national
  10/11/14
180
Insanely Creepy Friendly Grandma Giraffe
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
cruel-hearted slate shitlib
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Cerebral den jewess
  10/09/14
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Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
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Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Drab crusty box office indirect expression
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Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Drab crusty box office indirect expression
  10/09/14
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Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
cruel-hearted slate shitlib
  10/09/14
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Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
Adventurous roast beef
  10/09/14
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Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Obsidian hilarious kitchen
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Obsidian hilarious kitchen
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
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Comical rigor
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
pink forum deer antler
  10/09/14
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Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
pink forum deer antler
  10/09/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
...
scarlet tanning salon jap
  10/09/14
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pink forum deer antler
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
vivacious jade location
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/09/14
lol
Slimy parlor pocket flask
  10/09/14
180
Cerebral den jewess
  10/09/14
lmao
pea-brained abode weed whacker
  10/09/14
tyft
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
Lol
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
...
Razzle pistol personal credit line
  10/09/14
This is good.
Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive
  10/09/14
180 billion
cruel-hearted slate shitlib
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
180 base
  10/09/14
...
Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead
  10/09/14
180 this is great
claret kitty cat psychic
  10/10/14
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contagious dilemma
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
trip violet affirmative action
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Misanthropic talking party of the first part knife
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Obsidian hilarious kitchen
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
titillating fuchsia bawdyhouse
  10/09/14
...
orchid casino
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
House-broken Very Tactful Ticket Booth Gunner
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
Metal jet university
  10/09/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
...
House-broken Very Tactful Ticket Booth Gunner
  10/09/14
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scarlet tanning salon jap
  10/27/14
...
Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
nubile at-the-ready hunting ground senate
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
chrome demanding resort
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
floppy tank
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive
  10/09/14
titcr
House-broken Very Tactful Ticket Booth Gunner
  10/09/14
...
Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Slimy parlor pocket flask
  10/09/14
...
contagious dilemma
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
pink forum deer antler
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
vermilion goyim
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
diverse bisexual lettuce
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
aggressive peach school sandwich
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Slimy parlor pocket flask
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Gaped Therapy Library
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
nubile at-the-ready hunting ground senate
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
supple scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
nubile at-the-ready hunting ground senate
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
supple scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
amber excitant whorehouse
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Razzmatazz Lay Headpube
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
underhanded hairless step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
confused boiling water
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
pink forum deer antler
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Metal jet university
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
pink forum deer antler
  10/09/14
...
Adventurous roast beef
  10/10/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
...
House-broken Very Tactful Ticket Booth Gunner
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Obsidian hilarious kitchen
  10/09/14
...
Stirring cobalt gay wizard bbw
  10/09/14
...
Bespoke Startling International Law Enforcement Agency Tattoo
  10/12/14
1800000000
brilliant know-it-all business firm nibblets
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Cerebral den jewess
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Stirring cobalt gay wizard bbw
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Slimy parlor pocket flask
  10/09/14
...
Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Cerebral den jewess
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Comical rigor
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
Beady-eyed slap-happy theater stage round eye
  10/09/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
underhanded hairless step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Cerebral den jewess
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Cerebral den jewess
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
floppy tank
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
pink forum deer antler
  10/09/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
Vibrant Opaque Nowag Macaca
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
House-broken Very Tactful Ticket Booth Gunner
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
Galvanic Carnelian House Partner
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
blathering brunch
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Comical rigor
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Slimy parlor pocket flask
  10/09/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
180 base
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
floppy tank
  10/09/14
...
floppy tank
  10/10/14
...
cruel-hearted slate shitlib
  10/09/14
i could see it
Cerebral den jewess
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
avocado razzle-dazzle principal's office
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/09/14
...
Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
flatulent alpha native
  06/27/16
...
provocative flirting halford
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
pink forum deer antler
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
mint hall
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Autistic Lascivious Menage Pozpig
  10/10/14
WTF?
pea-brained abode weed whacker
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
pea-brained abode weed whacker
  10/10/14
...
Cerebral den jewess
  10/10/14
120
brilliant know-it-all business firm nibblets
  10/10/14
post the pic again
blathering brunch
  10/10/14
...
Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/10/14
...
pink forum deer antler
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Obsidian hilarious kitchen
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Gaped Therapy Library
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Gaped Therapy Library
  10/10/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
green plaza
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
diverse bisexual lettuce
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
bronze spectacular school cafeteria elastic band
  10/10/14
...
concupiscible elite stage prole
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Azure rebellious locus
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Cerebral den jewess
  10/10/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/10/14
...
Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Bat-shit-crazy bright trump supporter
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Cerebral den jewess
  10/10/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive
  10/10/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Milky associate site
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Gaped Therapy Library
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
exciting theatre keepsake machete
  10/10/14
180
aromatic double fault
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Navy Crotch
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Vibrant Opaque Nowag Macaca
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
exciting theatre keepsake machete
  10/10/14
...
Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Heady Slippery Field
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Slimy parlor pocket flask
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/10/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/10/14
...
Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Azure rebellious locus
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
indecent judgmental mexican place of business
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Mind-boggling Toaster Theater
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/11/14
omg
Vibrant Opaque Nowag Macaca
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
hateful garrison
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
dull disrespectful temple
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
provocative flirting halford
  10/11/14
...
Cerebral den jewess
  10/11/14
...
dull disrespectful temple
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Crimson Hospital Incel
  10/11/14
...
Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Racy dingle berry
  10/18/14
...
abnormal infuriating range idea he suggested
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
out-of-control alcoholic stag film windowlicker
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Magenta yapping twinkling uncleanness stock car
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
...
scarlet tanning salon jap
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
histrionic fluffy area
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
dull disrespectful temple
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
Vibrant Opaque Nowag Macaca
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
histrionic fluffy area
  10/11/14
...
floppy tank
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Gaped Therapy Library
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
...
passionate rehab
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
...
concupiscible elite stage prole
  10/11/14
...
Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead
  10/11/14
...
Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
scarlet tanning salon jap
  10/27/14
lmfao
Indigo Institution Main People
  10/11/14
amazing
shaky haunting reading party
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive
  10/11/14
180
Slimy parlor pocket flask
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous roast beef
  10/11/14
...
Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
scarlet tanning salon jap
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Irate Honey-headed Persian New Version
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
out-of-control alcoholic stag film windowlicker
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
dull disrespectful temple
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Magenta yapping twinkling uncleanness stock car
  10/11/14
...
Crimson Hospital Incel
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Smoky parlour milk
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
Sapphire trailer park
  03/28/16
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
magical big-titted home
  10/11/14
...
wonderful naked church building
  10/11/14
...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
plz poast
sadistic pit
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
wonderful naked church building
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Comical rigor
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
big abusive piazza
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Razzmatazz Lay Headpube
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Razzmatazz Lay Headpube
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Gaped Therapy Library
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
narrow-minded rough-skinned community account orchestra pit
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
twisted hissy fit space
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
floppy tank
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Comical rigor
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Obsidian hilarious kitchen
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
concupiscible elite stage prole
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
lol 180
Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
big abusive piazza
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
...
Boyish olive chapel
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Obsidian hilarious kitchen
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
lilac bateful station
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Swashbuckling liquid oxygen church
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Swashbuckling liquid oxygen church
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Ivory multi-colored set boistinker
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Fishy Exhilarant Office
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Obsidian hilarious kitchen
  10/11/14
(evan39)
brilliant know-it-all business firm nibblets
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Vibrant Opaque Nowag Macaca
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Fishy Exhilarant Office
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Buff fragrant quadroon
  10/11/14
keeping it real
lilac bateful station
  10/11/14
...
Comical rigor
  10/11/14
cr
stimulating spot
  10/11/14
Amen.
sienna filthpig
  10/11/14
lol cr
Mildly Autistic Aquamarine Public Bath
  10/11/14
...
supple scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
...
Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/11/14
...
Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead
  10/11/14
...
scarlet tanning salon jap
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Razzmatazz Lay Headpube
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Stirring cobalt gay wizard bbw
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Razzmatazz Lay Headpube
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Vibrant Opaque Nowag Macaca
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Razzmatazz Lay Headpube
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Vibrant Opaque Nowag Macaca
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Razzmatazz Lay Headpube
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Stirring cobalt gay wizard bbw
  10/11/14
180
internet-worthy point sex offender
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Razzmatazz Lay Headpube
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
marvelous stubborn indian lodge chad
  10/11/14
...
Stirring cobalt gay wizard bbw
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
big abusive piazza
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Stirring cobalt gay wizard bbw
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Razzmatazz Lay Headpube
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive
  10/11/14
...
Obsidian hilarious kitchen
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
brilliant know-it-all business firm nibblets
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
floppy tank
  10/11/14
lol
fiercely-loyal meetinghouse
  10/11/14
underrated
nubile at-the-ready hunting ground senate
  10/11/14
...
Harsh shrine
  10/12/14
...
scarlet tanning salon jap
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
vermilion goyim
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
...
Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
vermilion goyim
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
vermilion goyim
  10/11/14
...
scarlet tanning salon jap
  10/27/14
lol
Arousing Sexy Ape
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
provocative flirting halford
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
hot chestnut clown
  10/11/14
...
talented self-centered mother
  10/11/14
180
narrow-minded rough-skinned community account orchestra pit
  10/11/14
180
Ivory multi-colored set boistinker
  10/11/14
180
Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/11/14
...
supple scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Rose vigorous brethren
  10/11/14
...
aphrodisiac mediation
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
sable philosopher-king
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
big abusive piazza
  10/11/14
...
Cerebral den jewess
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
180
narrow-minded rough-skinned community account orchestra pit
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
big abusive piazza
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
big abusive piazza
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
amber excitant whorehouse
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
curious gaping
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Obsidian hilarious kitchen
  10/11/14
...
Gaped Therapy Library
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
scarlet tanning salon jap
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
Go on...
scarlet tanning salon jap
  10/27/14
...
amber excitant whorehouse
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Gaped Therapy Library
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Charcoal karate
  10/11/14
...
Gaped Therapy Library
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
curious gaping
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Charcoal karate
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
floppy tank
  10/11/14
...
Crimson Hospital Incel
  10/11/14
...
Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
hairraiser tripping water buffalo blood rage
  10/12/14
...
scarlet tanning salon jap
  10/27/14
...
Harsh shrine
  10/12/14
...
scarlet tanning salon jap
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
hateful garrison
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
supple scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
curious gaping
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
scarlet tanning salon jap
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Ivory multi-colored set boistinker
  10/11/14
...
coral bearded codepig athletic conference
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
flesh striped hyena
  10/11/14
...
coral bearded codepig athletic conference
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
Cerebral den jewess
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Razzle pistol personal credit line
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
out-of-control alcoholic stag film windowlicker
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
hateful garrison
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
amber excitant whorehouse
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Obsidian hilarious kitchen
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
...
chrome demanding resort
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
red
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
magical big-titted home
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
magical big-titted home
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
roommate
  10/11/14
...
blathering brunch
  10/11/14
...
Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead
  10/11/14
Oh my
Gaped Therapy Library
  10/11/14
omg
High-end trust fund
  10/11/14
...
translucent dopamine
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
big abusive piazza
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Gaped Therapy Library
  10/11/14
...
Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Slimy parlor pocket flask
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
High-end trust fund
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
geriatric toilet seat
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
awkward copper sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
exciting theatre keepsake machete
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
roommate
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
chest-beating queen of the night son of senegal
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
indecent judgmental mexican place of business
  10/11/14
...
vermilion goyim
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
...
Bespoke Startling International Law Enforcement Agency Tattoo
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Navy Crotch
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
salmon skinny woman
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
...
supple scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
sinister violent national
  10/11/14
wtf
garnet violent masturbator
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
Mewling
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
indecent judgmental mexican place of business
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
Mewling
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
hot chestnut clown
  10/11/14
...
Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
exciting theatre keepsake machete
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
curious gaping
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
aromatic double fault
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
curious gaping
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
indecent judgmental mexican place of business
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
geriatric toilet seat
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
curious gaping
  10/11/14
...
Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
amber excitant whorehouse
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
geriatric toilet seat
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
hot chestnut clown
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
...
Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
federal
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
marketing idea
  11/21/15
...
Charcoal karate
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
gtfo
Comical rigor
  10/12/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
genital piercing
  10/11/14
Holy shit
out-of-control alcoholic stag film windowlicker
  10/11/14
?
Metal jet university
  10/11/14
...
crystalline insane black woman
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
mustard fat ankles
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
brilliant know-it-all business firm nibblets
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
mustard fat ankles
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
High-end trust fund
  10/11/14
...
crystalline insane black woman
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
gay feces
  10/11/14
lol
Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
supple scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
180
frisky cumskin
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/11/14
120
Electric territorial stage becky
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Gaped Therapy Library
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
supple scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
supple scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Obsidian hilarious kitchen
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
Mauve Digit Ratio
  10/12/14
...
dull disrespectful temple
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
180 base
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Stirring cobalt gay wizard bbw
  10/12/14
...
magical big-titted home
  12/06/14
...
dull disrespectful temple
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
volcanic crater idiot
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
  10/12/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/12/14
Well!?
Razzle pistol personal credit line
  10/12/14
...
dull disrespectful temple
  10/12/14
plz respond
Stirring cobalt gay wizard bbw
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Brindle Idiotic Juggernaut
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Crimson Hospital Incel
  10/12/14
Well?
Navy Crotch
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
twinkling
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Metal jet university
  10/12/14
180000000
narrow-minded rough-skinned community account orchestra pit
  10/12/14
??
pea-brained abode weed whacker
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Ruddy Maniacal Doctorate
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Slimy parlor pocket flask
  10/12/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Slimy parlor pocket flask
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Slimy parlor pocket flask
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/12/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/12/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Comical rigor
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Metal jet university
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/12/14
...
Gaped Therapy Library
  10/12/14
...
chest-beating queen of the night son of senegal
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Charcoal karate
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
lilac bateful station
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
180 base
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Razzmatazz Lay Headpube
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
brilliant know-it-all business firm nibblets
  10/12/14
please continue
Harsh shrine
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Stirring cobalt gay wizard bbw
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Charcoal karate
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
sooty disgusting organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/12/14
...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Vibrant Opaque Nowag Macaca
  10/12/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
histrionic fluffy area
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
sooty disgusting organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
ty
floppy tank
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
sooty disgusting organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
  10/12/14
And scene.
supple scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
nigger
floppy tank
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
supple scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
supple scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
  10/12/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/12/14
...
Swashbuckling liquid oxygen church
  10/12/14
...
supple scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/12/14
...
indecent judgmental mexican place of business
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Razzmatazz Lay Headpube
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
iridescent generalized bond
  10/12/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
nudist flickering love of her life telephone
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
garnet violent masturbator
  10/12/14
You don't?
lime electric furnace market
  10/12/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/12/14
...
Charcoal karate
  10/12/14
wtf
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
vermilion goyim
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
vermilion goyim
  10/12/14
...
Mauve Digit Ratio
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Irate Honey-headed Persian New Version
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
vermilion goyim
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
geriatric toilet seat
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
vermilion goyim
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Irate Honey-headed Persian New Version
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Vibrant Opaque Nowag Macaca
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Cerebral den jewess
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
diverse bisexual lettuce
  10/12/14
...
sable philosopher-king
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
underhanded hairless step-uncle's house
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
floppy tank
  10/12/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/12/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
federal
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
salmon skinny woman
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
big abusive piazza
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
sooty disgusting organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
...
marketing idea
  11/21/15
...
Unhinged voyeur
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
supple scourge upon the earth
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
provocative flirting halford
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Slimy parlor pocket flask
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
ocher turdskin
  10/12/14
180
blue wrinkle
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
free-loading cream cuckoldry
  10/31/16
...
marketing idea
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Faggot Firefighter
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
hyperventilating pervert fanboi
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
aphrodisiac mediation
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
geriatric toilet seat
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
diverse bisexual lettuce
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Racy dingle berry
  10/18/14
...
marketing idea
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Navy Crotch
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Comical rigor
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Bespoke Startling International Law Enforcement Agency Tattoo
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
hot chestnut clown
  10/13/14
?
Bespoke Startling International Law Enforcement Agency Tattoo
  10/13/14
...
Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo
  10/27/14
...
sooty disgusting organic girlfriend
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Obsidian hilarious kitchen
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
exciting theatre keepsake machete
  12/06/14
...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  04/07/15
...
aphrodisiac mediation
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
deranged disturbing boltzmann
  04/22/15
...
pea-brained abode weed whacker
  05/17/15
...
Learning disabled anal jew
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Obsidian hilarious kitchen
  08/18/15
update?
Carmine
  10/06/15
...
Sticky
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
sooty disgusting organic girlfriend
  10/11/15
...
High-end trust fund
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Bipolar travel guidebook
  10/12/15
bump
Metal jet university
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Pearl
  11/25/15
...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  12/27/15
...
Learning disabled anal jew
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
burgundy background story
  03/10/16
...
orchid casino
  03/28/16
...
Apoplectic haunted graveyard
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Light National Security Agency
  06/27/16
...
Bespoke Startling International Law Enforcement Agency Tattoo
  08/21/16
...
plum coffee pot
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  08/22/16
...
glassy rigpig
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
yellow foreskin degenerate
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
alcoholic newt
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
yellow foreskin degenerate
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
glassy rigpig
  09/13/16
...
scarlet tanning salon jap
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
glassy rigpig
  09/13/16
Game of ""
splenetic beta cuck
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
glassy rigpig
  09/13/16
...
Fighting French Chef Ladyboy
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
plum coffee pot
  09/13/16
...
Sticky
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Sickened lodge fortuitous meteor
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
diverse bisexual lettuce
  10/31/16
:-)
primrose nofapping dog poop
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
primrose nofapping dog poop
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
  10/31/16
...
marketing idea
  10/09/18
...
sable philosopher-king
  11/21/16
...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  01/10/17
...
arrogant useless brakes
  02/04/17
...
sable philosopher-king
  02/04/17
...
primrose nofapping dog poop
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Corn Cake
  02/04/17
...
primrose nofapping dog poop
  02/04/17
...
primrose nofapping dog poop
  02/04/17
...
  02/05/17
...
primrose nofapping dog poop
  02/08/17
...
ungodly jet-lagged people who are hurt
  06/28/17
...
Mahogany Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
deep swollen
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Shimmering immigrant
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Corn Cake
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
hateful garrison
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Canary
  12/18/17
...
Cheese-eating unholy dragon
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Duck-like adulterous azn goal in life
  01/06/18
...
Fighting French Chef Ladyboy
  02/06/18
...
shaky haunting reading party
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
  10/06/18
4 year bump
deep swollen
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Topaz Half-breed
  10/09/18
...
gold police squad
  10/17/18
...
pontificating wagecucks
  05/19/19
...
abnormal infuriating range idea he suggested
  05/19/19
...
geriatric toilet seat
  10/14/19
...
Laughsome Pisswyrm
  05/05/20
...
saffron misunderstood old irish cottage
  06/28/20
...
brass legal warrant
  06/29/20
...
geriatric toilet seat
  07/10/20
...
appetizing doobsian really tough guy
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Embarrassed to the bone coldplay fan
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
ratface
  10/10/20
TITCR
flushed hominid
  02/17/21
...
Topaz Half-breed
  10/08/21
...
Grizzly candlestick maker
  02/17/21
...
geriatric toilet seat
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
aggressive peach school sandwich
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Kitty Patrolman
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Kitty Patrolman
  10/11/21
...
Topaz Half-breed
  10/07/22
...
Soggy stain
  12/02/21
...
Lavender Up-to-no-good Sound Barrier Potus
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
Mentally impaired regret
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
yellow foreskin degenerate
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
dun nighttime messiness
  10/10/22
...
Soggy stain
  10/10/22
...
Trust If Aryan
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Soggy stain
  11/23/22
...
chrome demanding resort
  05/06/23
...
Pungent Turquoise Faggotry
  05/06/23
Time flies
Balding laser beams
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Bipolar travel guidebook
  05/06/23
...
Lavender Up-to-no-good Sound Barrier Potus
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
Mentally impaired regret
  10/09/23
...
Apoplectic haunted graveyard
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
khaki sweet tailpipe
  10/09/23
...
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Bat shit crazy
  10/20/23
...
  10/20/23
...
primrose nofapping dog poop
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Spruce
  10/20/23
...
Soggy stain
  10/20/23
...
Topaz Half-breed
  10/20/23
...
Chocolate Offensive
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
medicated
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Dark Motley Puppy
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
chrome demanding resort
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
Unhinged voyeur
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------
  10/13/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Slimy parlor pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Ivory multi-colored set boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: pink forum deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: drunken coiffed mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: dashing godawful yarmulke selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Painfully honest odious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Ivory multi-colored set boistinker

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: bonkers crackhouse gaming laptop

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Irradiated Filthy Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: dashing godawful yarmulke selfie

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Irradiated Filthy Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Sickened lodge fortuitous meteor

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: bonkers crackhouse gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: contagious dilemma



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: pea-brained abode weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Obsidian hilarious kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Tan antidepressant drug property



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: supple scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Effete Private Investor



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Racy dingle berry

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: floppy tank

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Apoplectic haunted graveyard

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Aqua hell mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Vibrant Opaque Nowag Macaca

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: tantric wine locale

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Cerebral den jewess

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: tantric wine locale

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: glittery bossy famous landscape painting legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: crawly massive dysfunction gas station

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: sable philosopher-king

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Self-absorbed charismatic address factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Poppy Thriller Preventive Strike State

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Electric territorial stage becky

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Ivory multi-colored set boistinker

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Gaped Therapy Library

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Drab crusty box office indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: bonkers crackhouse gaming laptop

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Indigo Institution Main People

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: big abusive piazza

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: bronze spectacular school cafeteria elastic band

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Cracking onyx mood heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Adventurous roast beef

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: lime electric furnace market

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: bronze spectacular school cafeteria elastic band

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Sapphire trailer park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: gold police squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: contagious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Ivory multi-colored set boistinker

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Adventurous roast beef

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Slimy parlor pocket flask

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Cerebral den jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: passionate rehab

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Transparent nursing home hairy legs

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Aquamarine Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: appetizing doobsian really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: exciting theatre keepsake machete

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: floppy tank

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: floppy tank

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring cuckold center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Cerebral den jewess

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Brindle Idiotic Juggernaut

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Cerebral den jewess

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: blathering brunch

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: diverse bisexual lettuce

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: sinister violent national

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Friendly Grandma Giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: cruel-hearted slate shitlib

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Cerebral den jewess

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Drab crusty box office indirect expression

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Drab crusty box office indirect expression

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: cruel-hearted slate shitlib

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Adventurous roast beef

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Obsidian hilarious kitchen

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Obsidian hilarious kitchen

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Comical rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: pink forum deer antler

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: pink forum deer antler

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: pink forum deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: vivacious jade location

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Slimy parlor pocket flask

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Cerebral den jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: pea-brained abode weed whacker

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Razzle pistol personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: cruel-hearted slate shitlib

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: 180 base

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: claret kitty cat psychic

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: contagious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: trip violet affirmative action

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Misanthropic talking party of the first part knife

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Obsidian hilarious kitchen

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: titillating fuchsia bawdyhouse

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: orchid casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: House-broken Very Tactful Ticket Booth Gunner

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Metal jet university

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: House-broken Very Tactful Ticket Booth Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: nubile at-the-ready hunting ground senate

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: chrome demanding resort

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: floppy tank

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: House-broken Very Tactful Ticket Booth Gunner

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Slimy parlor pocket flask

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: contagious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: pink forum deer antler

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: vermilion goyim

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: diverse bisexual lettuce

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: aggressive peach school sandwich

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Slimy parlor pocket flask

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Gaped Therapy Library

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: nubile at-the-ready hunting ground senate

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: supple scourge upon the earth

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: nubile at-the-ready hunting ground senate

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: supple scourge upon the earth

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: amber excitant whorehouse

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lay Headpube

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: underhanded hairless step-uncle's house

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: confused boiling water

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: pink forum deer antler

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Metal jet university

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: pink forum deer antler

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: Adventurous roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: House-broken Very Tactful Ticket Booth Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Obsidian hilarious kitchen

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Stirring cobalt gay wizard bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Bespoke Startling International Law Enforcement Agency Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: brilliant know-it-all business firm nibblets

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Cerebral den jewess

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Stirring cobalt gay wizard bbw

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Slimy parlor pocket flask

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Cerebral den jewess

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Comical rigor

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed slap-happy theater stage round eye

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: underhanded hairless step-uncle's house

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Cerebral den jewess

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Cerebral den jewess

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: floppy tank

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: pink forum deer antler

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Vibrant Opaque Nowag Macaca

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: House-broken Very Tactful Ticket Booth Gunner

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Galvanic Carnelian House Partner

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: blathering brunch

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Comical rigor

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Slimy parlor pocket flask

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: 180 base

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: floppy tank

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: floppy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: cruel-hearted slate shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Cerebral den jewess

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: avocado razzle-dazzle principal's office

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: flatulent alpha native

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: provocative flirting halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: pink forum deer antler

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: mint hall

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Autistic Lascivious Menage Pozpig

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: pea-brained abode weed whacker

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: pea-brained abode weed whacker

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Cerebral den jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: brilliant know-it-all business firm nibblets

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: blathering brunch

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: pink forum deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Obsidian hilarious kitchen

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Gaped Therapy Library

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Gaped Therapy Library

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: green plaza

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: diverse bisexual lettuce

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: bronze spectacular school cafeteria elastic band

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: concupiscible elite stage prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Azure rebellious locus

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Cerebral den jewess

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy bright trump supporter

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Cerebral den jewess

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Milky associate site

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Gaped Therapy Library

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: exciting theatre keepsake machete

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: aromatic double fault

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Navy Crotch

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Vibrant Opaque Nowag Macaca

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: exciting theatre keepsake machete

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Heady Slippery Field

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Slimy parlor pocket flask

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Azure rebellious locus

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: indecent judgmental mexican place of business

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Toaster Theater

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Vibrant Opaque Nowag Macaca

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: hateful garrison

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: dull disrespectful temple

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: provocative flirting halford

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Cerebral den jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: dull disrespectful temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Crimson Hospital Incel

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Racy dingle berry

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: abnormal infuriating range idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: out-of-control alcoholic stag film windowlicker

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Magenta yapping twinkling uncleanness stock car

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: histrionic fluffy area

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: dull disrespectful temple

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Vibrant Opaque Nowag Macaca

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: histrionic fluffy area

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: floppy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Gaped Therapy Library

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: passionate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: concupiscible elite stage prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon jap

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Indigo Institution Main People

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: shaky haunting reading party

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Slimy parlor pocket flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Adventurous roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon jap

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Irate Honey-headed Persian New Version

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: out-of-control alcoholic stag film windowlicker

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: dull disrespectful temple

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Magenta yapping twinkling uncleanness stock car

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Crimson Hospital Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Smoky parlour milk

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Sapphire trailer park

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: magical big-titted home

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: wonderful naked church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: sadistic pit

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: wonderful naked church building

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Comical rigor

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: big abusive piazza

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lay Headpube

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lay Headpube

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Gaped Therapy Library

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: narrow-minded rough-skinned community account orchestra pit

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: twisted hissy fit space

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: floppy tank

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Comical rigor

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Obsidian hilarious kitchen

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: concupiscible elite stage prole

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: big abusive piazza

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Boyish olive chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Obsidian hilarious kitchen

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: lilac bateful station

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Swashbuckling liquid oxygen church

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Swashbuckling liquid oxygen church

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Ivory multi-colored set boistinker

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Fishy Exhilarant Office

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Obsidian hilarious kitchen

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: brilliant know-it-all business firm nibblets

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Vibrant Opaque Nowag Macaca

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Fishy Exhilarant Office

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Buff fragrant quadroon

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: lilac bateful station

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Comical rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: stimulating spot

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: sienna filthpig

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Aquamarine Public Bath

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: supple scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Lay Headpube

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Stirring cobalt gay wizard bbw

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Lay Headpube

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Vibrant Opaque Nowag Macaca

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Lay Headpube

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Vibrant Opaque Nowag Macaca

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lay Headpube

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Stirring cobalt gay wizard bbw

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: internet-worthy point sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lay Headpube

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: marvelous stubborn indian lodge chad

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Stirring cobalt gay wizard bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: big abusive piazza

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Stirring cobalt gay wizard bbw

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lay Headpube

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Obsidian hilarious kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: brilliant know-it-all business firm nibblets

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: floppy tank

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: nubile at-the-ready hunting ground senate

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Harsh shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: vermilion goyim

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Costumed Cruise Ship Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: vermilion goyim

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: vermilion goyim

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Arousing Sexy Ape

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: provocative flirting halford

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: hot chestnut clown

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: talented self-centered mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: narrow-minded rough-skinned community account orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Ivory multi-colored set boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: supple scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Rose vigorous brethren

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: sable philosopher-king

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: big abusive piazza

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Cerebral den jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: narrow-minded rough-skinned community account orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: big abusive piazza

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: big abusive piazza

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: amber excitant whorehouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: curious gaping

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Obsidian hilarious kitchen

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Gaped Therapy Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon jap

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: amber excitant whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Gaped Therapy Library

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Charcoal karate

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Gaped Therapy Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: curious gaping

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Charcoal karate

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: floppy tank

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Crimson Hospital Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: hairraiser tripping water buffalo blood rage

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Harsh shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: hateful garrison

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: supple scourge upon the earth

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: curious gaping

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon jap

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Ivory multi-colored set boistinker

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: coral bearded codepig athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author:  flesh striped hyena

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: coral bearded codepig athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Cerebral den jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Razzle pistol personal credit line

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: out-of-control alcoholic stag film windowlicker

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: hateful garrison

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: amber excitant whorehouse

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Obsidian hilarious kitchen

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: chrome demanding resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: red

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: magical big-titted home

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: magical big-titted home

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  roommate

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: blathering brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Gaped Therapy Library

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: High-end trust fund

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author:  translucent dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: big abusive piazza

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Gaped Therapy Library

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Slimy parlor pocket flask

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: High-end trust fund

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: geriatric toilet seat

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: awkward copper sneaky criminal

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: exciting theatre keepsake machete

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  roommate

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: chest-beating queen of the night son of senegal

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: indecent judgmental mexican place of business

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: vermilion goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Bespoke Startling International Law Enforcement Agency Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Navy Crotch

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: salmon skinny woman

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: supple scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: sinister violent national

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: garnet violent masturbator

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Mewling

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: indecent judgmental mexican place of business

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: Mewling

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: hot chestnut clown

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: exciting theatre keepsake machete

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: curious gaping

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: aromatic double fault

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: curious gaping

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: indecent judgmental mexican place of business

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: geriatric toilet seat

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: curious gaping

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: amber excitant whorehouse

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: geriatric toilet seat

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: hot chestnut clown

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author:  federal

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author:  marketing idea

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Charcoal karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Comical rigor

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  genital piercing

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: out-of-control alcoholic stag film windowlicker

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Metal jet university

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: crystalline insane black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author:  mustard fat ankles

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: brilliant know-it-all business firm nibblets

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  mustard fat ankles

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: High-end trust fund

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: crystalline insane black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author:  gay feces

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Impressive well-lubricated sanctuary

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: supple scourge upon the earth

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: frisky cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Electric territorial stage becky

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Gaped Therapy Library

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: supple scourge upon the earth

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: supple scourge upon the earth

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Obsidian hilarious kitchen

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Mauve Digit Ratio

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: dull disrespectful temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: 180 base

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Stirring cobalt gay wizard bbw

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: magical big-titted home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: dull disrespectful temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author:  volcanic crater idiot

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: 

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Razzle pistol personal credit line

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: dull disrespectful temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Stirring cobalt gay wizard bbw

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Brindle Idiotic Juggernaut

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Crimson Hospital Incel

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Navy Crotch

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author:  twinkling

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Metal jet university

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: narrow-minded rough-skinned community account orchestra pit

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: pea-brained abode weed whacker

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Ruddy Maniacal Doctorate

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Slimy parlor pocket flask

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Slimy parlor pocket flask

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Slimy parlor pocket flask

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Comical rigor

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Metal jet university

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Gaped Therapy Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: chest-beating queen of the night son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Charcoal karate

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: lilac bateful station

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: 180 base

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lay Headpube

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: brilliant know-it-all business firm nibblets

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Harsh shrine

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Stirring cobalt gay wizard bbw

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Charcoal karate

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: sooty disgusting organic girlfriend

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Vibrant Opaque Nowag Macaca

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: 

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: 

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: histrionic fluffy area

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: sooty disgusting organic girlfriend

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: floppy tank

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: sooty disgusting organic girlfriend

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: 

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: supple scourge upon the earth

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: floppy tank

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: supple scourge upon the earth

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: supple scourge upon the earth

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: 

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling liquid oxygen church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: supple scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: indecent judgmental mexican place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lay Headpube

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: iridescent generalized bond

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: nudist flickering love of her life telephone

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: garnet violent masturbator

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: lime electric furnace market

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Charcoal karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: vermilion goyim

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: vermilion goyim

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Mauve Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Irate Honey-headed Persian New Version

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: vermilion goyim

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: geriatric toilet seat

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: vermilion goyim

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Irate Honey-headed Persian New Version

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Vibrant Opaque Nowag Macaca

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Cerebral den jewess

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: diverse bisexual lettuce

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: sable philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: underhanded hairless step-uncle's house

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: floppy tank

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author:  federal

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: salmon skinny woman

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: big abusive piazza

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: sooty disgusting organic girlfriend

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author:  marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Unhinged voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: supple scourge upon the earth

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: provocative flirting halford

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Kink-friendly black death wish circlehead

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Slimy parlor pocket flask

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: ocher turdskin

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: blue wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: free-loading cream cuckoldry

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author:  Faggot Firefighter

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating pervert fanboi

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mediation

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: geriatric toilet seat

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: diverse bisexual lettuce

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Racy dingle berry

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author:  marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Navy Crotch

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Comical rigor

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Bespoke Startling International Law Enforcement Agency Tattoo

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: hot chestnut clown

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Bespoke Startling International Law Enforcement Agency Tattoo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lemon internal respiration ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: sooty disgusting organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Obsidian hilarious kitchen

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: exciting theatre keepsake machete

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: aphrodisiac mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: deranged disturbing boltzmann

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: pea-brained abode weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Learning disabled anal jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Obsidian hilarious kitchen

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Carmine

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Sticky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: sooty disgusting organic girlfriend

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: High-end trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Bipolar travel guidebook

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Metal jet university

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Pearl

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Learning disabled anal jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author:  burgundy background story

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: orchid casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Apoplectic haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author:  Light National Security Agency

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Bespoke Startling International Law Enforcement Agency Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author:  plum coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  glassy rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: yellow foreskin degenerate

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author:  alcoholic newt

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: yellow foreskin degenerate

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  glassy rigpig

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: scarlet tanning salon jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author:  glassy rigpig

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: splenetic beta cuck

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author:  glassy rigpig

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Fighting French Chef Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author:  plum coffee pot

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Sticky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Sickened lodge fortuitous meteor

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: diverse bisexual lettuce

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: primrose nofapping dog poop

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: primrose nofapping dog poop

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: 

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author:  marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: sable philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: arrogant useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: sable philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: primrose nofapping dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author:  Corn Cake

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: primrose nofapping dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: primrose nofapping dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: primrose nofapping dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: ungodly jet-lagged people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Mahogany Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: deep swollen

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Shimmering immigrant

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author:  Corn Cake

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: hateful garrison

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Canary

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Cheese-eating unholy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Duck-like adulterous azn goal in life

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Fighting French Chef Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: shaky haunting reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: 

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: deep swollen

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Topaz Half-breed

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: gold police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author:  pontificating wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: abnormal infuriating range idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: geriatric toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Laughsome Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: saffron misunderstood old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author:  brass legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: geriatric toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: appetizing doobsian really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone coldplay fan

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author:  ratface

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: flushed hominid

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Topaz Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: Grizzly candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: geriatric toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: aggressive peach school sandwich

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author:  Kitty Patrolman

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author:  Kitty Patrolman

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Topaz Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: Soggy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Lavender Up-to-no-good Sound Barrier Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Mentally impaired regret

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: yellow foreskin degenerate

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: dun nighttime messiness

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Soggy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Soggy stain

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: chrome demanding resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: Pungent Turquoise Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: Balding laser beams

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Bipolar travel guidebook

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: Lavender Up-to-no-good Sound Barrier Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Mentally impaired regret

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Apoplectic haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: khaki sweet tailpipe

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: primrose nofapping dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Spruce

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Soggy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Topaz Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Chocolate Offensive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: medicated

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Dark Motley Puppy

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: chrome demanding resort

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Unhinged voyeur

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------


This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#49346566)