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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/09/14
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Beady-eyed range faggotry
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Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry
  10/09/14
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glittery topaz property
  10/09/14
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dun bisexual resort shitlib
  10/09/14
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at-the-ready hyperactive market dopamine
  10/09/14
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Flirting giraffe
  10/09/14
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self-centered center degenerate
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/09/14
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Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
glittery topaz property
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/09/14
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Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/09/14
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Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
motley jet-lagged roommate parlor
  10/09/14
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Narrow-minded federal marketing idea brethren
  10/09/14
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Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Flirting giraffe
  10/09/14
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Narrow-minded federal marketing idea brethren
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
wonderful chapel
  10/09/14
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Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
supple boltzmann yarmulke
  10/08/16
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motley jet-lagged roommate parlor
  10/09/14
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apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/09/14
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gay marvelous station halford
  10/09/14
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pea-brained pistol sex offender
  10/09/14
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beta theater stage
  10/09/14
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Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit
  10/09/14
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Anal unholy corner antidepressant drug
  10/09/14
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infuriating point
  10/10/14
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arousing mentally impaired digit ratio dog poop
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
Lake lay
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
Free-loading reading party keepsake machete
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
bateful orange institution
  10/06/25
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Internet-worthy purple rehab rigpig
  05/15/22
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pea-brained pistol sex offender
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
Razzle-dazzle Walnut School Cafeteria
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
Razzle crystalline useless brakes goal in life
  10/11/14
?
Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Razzle crystalline useless brakes goal in life
  10/11/14
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Bipolar regret becky
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
iridescent vibrant goyim
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Vigorous violent legal warrant
  12/25/15
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mahogany territorial sanctuary
  02/05/17
lol
pink well-lubricated piazza
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Multi-colored spot boiling water
  10/09/14
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Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
glittery topaz property
  10/09/14
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pea-brained pistol sex offender
  10/09/14
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Crimson frum plaza place of business
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
tripping cumskin step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
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Stimulating Shimmering Office
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
motley jet-lagged roommate parlor
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Soul-stirring coldplay fan filthpig
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
Duck-like church building
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/09/14
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Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
impressive puppy
  10/09/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
wonderful chapel
  10/09/14
...
red zombie-like stead
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
chartreuse area
  10/09/14
Shrewd
Dull mind-boggling national idiot
  10/09/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
impressive puppy
  10/09/14
...
wonderful chapel
  10/09/14
180
Ebony Cracking Theater Candlestick Maker
  10/09/14
180
Gaped Titillating Trailer Park
  10/09/14
180^180
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/09/14
...
gay marvelous station halford
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/09/14
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Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/09/14
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Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
glittery topaz property
  10/09/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
chartreuse area
  10/09/14
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apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
wonderful chapel
  10/09/14
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Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
Chestnut senate
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
cerebral citrine pocket flask
  10/09/14
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Insanely creepy aphrodisiac mediation
  12/06/14
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unhinged laughsome field
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
yellow boyish dingle berry
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
Free-loading reading party keepsake machete
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
Free-loading reading party keepsake machete
  10/08/16
...
brilliant appetizing incel lettuce
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad
  10/09/14
?
Erotic azure casino
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
cobalt library preventive strike
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
comical cordovan den alpha
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Mewling vermilion heaven
  10/11/14
180
Massive big nursing home hunting ground
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Trip lime set death wish
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad
  10/09/14
...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/09/14
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Crimson frum plaza place of business
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Stimulating Shimmering Office
  10/09/14
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Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Stimulating Shimmering Office
  10/09/14
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Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Trip lime set death wish
  10/09/14
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Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
chartreuse area
  10/09/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
...
Nighttime Stirring Jap
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
dun bisexual resort shitlib
  10/09/14
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Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
dun bisexual resort shitlib
  10/09/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
...
pea-brained pistol sex offender
  10/09/14
...
dun bisexual resort shitlib
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Vivacious ticket booth
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/09/14
lol
Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry
  10/09/14
180
Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad
  10/09/14
lmao
beta theater stage
  10/09/14
tyft
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/09/14
Lol
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
...
irradiated doobsian wrinkle box office
  10/09/14
This is good.
dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
180 billion
Trip lime set death wish
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
wonderful chapel
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
chrome crawly people who are hurt
  10/09/14
...
Crimson frum plaza place of business
  10/09/14
180 this is great
curious kink-friendly hissy fit location
  10/10/14
...
gay marvelous station halford
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
fluffy prole church
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
180 state pisswyrm
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
Electric frozen organic girlfriend
  10/09/14
...
Blue electric furnace lodge
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
rebellious carmine mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
rough-skinned coffee pot
  10/09/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
...
rebellious carmine mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/14
...
pea-brained pistol sex offender
  10/27/14
...
wonderful chapel
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Angry community account
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
Excitant nowag
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
Free-loading reading party keepsake machete
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
titcr
rebellious carmine mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/14
...
dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry
  10/09/14
...
gay marvelous station halford
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
dun bisexual resort shitlib
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Chest-beating olive hall dragon
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
comical cordovan den alpha
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
alcoholic abode deer antler
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
tripping cumskin step-uncle's house
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Angry community account
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
infuriating point
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Angry community account
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
infuriating point
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
sick meetinghouse chad
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
racy underhanded shrine
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Diverse Corn Cake
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Snowy violent business firm
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
dun bisexual resort shitlib
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
rough-skinned coffee pot
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
dun bisexual resort shitlib
  10/09/14
...
chartreuse area
  10/10/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
...
rebellious carmine mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit
  10/09/14
...
Fragrant faggot firefighter
  10/09/14
...
Exciting Very Tactful Theatre
  10/12/14
1800000000
talented fuchsia space factory reset button
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Fragrant faggot firefighter
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry
  10/09/14
...
Crimson frum plaza place of business
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad
  10/09/14
Loling hard
dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Nighttime Stirring Jap
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
contagious french ladyboy
  10/09/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Diverse Corn Cake
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
Free-loading reading party keepsake machete
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
dun bisexual resort shitlib
  10/09/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
Razzle-dazzle Walnut School Cafeteria
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
rebellious carmine mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
Adventurous temple
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
cobalt library preventive strike
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Nighttime Stirring Jap
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry
  10/09/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
chrome crawly people who are hurt
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
Free-loading reading party keepsake machete
  10/09/14
...
Free-loading reading party keepsake machete
  10/10/14
...
Trip lime set death wish
  10/09/14
i could see it
Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Heady sadistic sound barrier private investor
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/09/14
...
Crimson frum plaza place of business
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
lascivious aggressive sneaky criminal kitchen
  06/27/16
...
Navy Background Story
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
dun bisexual resort shitlib
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Pale Hominid Stock Car
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Lemon School Toilet Seat
  10/10/14
WTF?
beta theater stage
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
beta theater stage
  10/10/14
...
Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad
  10/10/14
120
talented fuchsia space factory reset button
  10/10/14
post the pic again
cobalt library preventive strike
  10/10/14
...
dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/10/14
...
dun bisexual resort shitlib
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
tripping cumskin step-uncle's house
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
tripping cumskin step-uncle's house
  10/10/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
Slippery bawdyhouse
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
comical cordovan den alpha
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
impressive puppy
  10/10/14
...
swollen obsidian gunner hairy legs
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
onyx elite locale
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad
  10/10/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/10/14
...
dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
submissive stage persian
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad
  10/10/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard
  10/10/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
balding wine philosopher-king
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
tripping cumskin step-uncle's house
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
yellow boyish dingle berry
  10/10/14
180
Turquoise Tank
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Flatulent Address Fortuitous Meteor
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Crimson frum plaza place of business
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Razzle-dazzle Walnut School Cafeteria
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
yellow boyish dingle berry
  10/10/14
...
Crimson frum plaza place of business
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
provocative abusive house karate
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/10/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/10/14
...
Crimson frum plaza place of business
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
onyx elite locale
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Fishy passionate brunch cuck
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
pearl demanding mood newt
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/11/14
omg
Razzle-dazzle Walnut School Cafeteria
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Histrionic whorehouse
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Maize Razzmatazz Native Roast Beef
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Navy Background Story
  10/11/14
...
Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad
  10/11/14
...
Maize Razzmatazz Native Roast Beef
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
low-t elastic band gas station
  10/11/14
...
Crimson frum plaza place of business
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Lake lay
  10/18/14
...
startling stage
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
aromatic indian lodge circlehead
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
rose love of her life
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained pistol sex offender
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
brindle concupiscible hell queen of the night
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Maize Razzmatazz Native Roast Beef
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
Razzle-dazzle Walnut School Cafeteria
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
brindle concupiscible hell queen of the night
  10/11/14
...
Free-loading reading party keepsake machete
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
wonderful chapel
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
tripping cumskin step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
...
Chestnut senate
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
...
swollen obsidian gunner hairy legs
  10/11/14
...
Crimson frum plaza place of business
  10/11/14
...
wonderful chapel
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
pea-brained pistol sex offender
  10/27/14
lmfao
Soul-stirring coldplay fan filthpig
  10/11/14
amazing
translucent toaster
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
180
Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry
  10/11/14
...
chartreuse area
  10/11/14
...
Crimson frum plaza place of business
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
pea-brained pistol sex offender
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Swashbuckling Khaki Forum Jewess
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
aromatic indian lodge circlehead
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Maize Razzmatazz Native Roast Beef
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
wonderful chapel
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
rose love of her life
  10/11/14
...
low-t elastic band gas station
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
buck-toothed athletic conference
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
Ebony Cracking Theater Candlestick Maker
  03/28/16
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
galvanic milky psychic
  10/11/14
...
filthy trump supporter
  10/11/14
...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/11/14
plz poast
hot disrespectful dilemma
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
filthy trump supporter
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Nighttime Stirring Jap
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Duck-like church building
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
racy underhanded shrine
  10/11/14
For the love of god
dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
wonderful chapel
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
racy underhanded shrine
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
tripping cumskin step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Ungodly party of the first part
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
deranged henna really tough guy pozpig
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
Free-loading reading party keepsake machete
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Nighttime Stirring Jap
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
swollen obsidian gunner hairy legs
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
lol 180
wonderful chapel
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Duck-like church building
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
...
Shivering University Azn
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Fantasy-prone Principal's Office
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
hairraiser parlour
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
hairraiser parlour
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
glittery topaz property
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
exhilarant black woman base
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit
  10/11/14
(evan39)
talented fuchsia space factory reset button
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Razzle-dazzle Walnut School Cafeteria
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
exhilarant black woman base
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
know-it-all sandwich menage
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Fantasy-prone Principal's Office
  10/11/14
...
Nighttime Stirring Jap
  10/11/14
cr
ocher floppy hospital messiness
  10/11/14
Amen.
spectacular zippy quadroon site
  10/11/14
lol cr
Insanely creepy aphrodisiac mediation
  10/11/14
...
infuriating point
  10/11/14
...
wonderful chapel
  10/11/14
...
Crimson frum plaza place of business
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained pistol sex offender
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
racy underhanded shrine
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Fragrant faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
racy underhanded shrine
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Razzle-dazzle Walnut School Cafeteria
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
racy underhanded shrine
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Razzle-dazzle Walnut School Cafeteria
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
racy underhanded shrine
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Fragrant faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
180
buff home skinny woman
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
racy underhanded shrine
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
Hairless coiffed locus doctorate
  10/11/14
...
Fragrant faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Duck-like church building
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Fragrant faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
racy underhanded shrine
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
...
Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
talented fuchsia space factory reset button
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
Free-loading reading party keepsake machete
  10/11/14
lol
pit
  10/11/14
underrated
Angry community account
  10/11/14
...
greedy garrison ape
  10/12/14
...
pea-brained pistol sex offender
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Chest-beating olive hall dragon
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
...
dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Chest-beating olive hall dragon
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Chest-beating olive hall dragon
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained pistol sex offender
  10/27/14
lol
haunting jew
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Navy Background Story
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
Primrose fat ankles
  10/11/14
...
Bull Headed Seedy Mother Tanning Salon
  10/11/14
180
Ungodly party of the first part
  10/11/14
180
glittery topaz property
  10/11/14
180
wonderful chapel
  10/11/14
...
infuriating point
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Cocky judgmental stag film
  10/11/14
...
Sexy metal genital piercing
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
wonderful chapel
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Vigorous violent legal warrant
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Duck-like church building
  10/11/14
...
Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
180
Ungodly party of the first part
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Duck-like church building
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Duck-like church building
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
sick meetinghouse chad
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
cowardly awkward idea he suggested
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit
  10/11/14
...
tripping cumskin step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/11/14
...
pea-brained pistol sex offender
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
Go on...
pea-brained pistol sex offender
  10/27/14
...
sick meetinghouse chad
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
tripping cumskin step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
carnelian indirect expression
  10/11/14
...
tripping cumskin step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
cowardly awkward idea he suggested
  10/11/14
Yessir.
carnelian indirect expression
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
Free-loading reading party keepsake machete
  10/11/14
...
low-t elastic band gas station
  10/11/14
...
Crimson frum plaza place of business
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
sapphire old irish cottage
  10/12/14
...
pea-brained pistol sex offender
  10/27/14
...
greedy garrison ape
  10/12/14
...
pea-brained pistol sex offender
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Histrionic whorehouse
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
infuriating point
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
cowardly awkward idea he suggested
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
wonderful chapel
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
pea-brained pistol sex offender
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
glittery topaz property
  10/11/14
...
aquamarine
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Misunderstood Nibblets
  10/11/14
...
aquamarine
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/11/14
...
Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
irradiated doobsian wrinkle box office
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
aromatic indian lodge circlehead
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Histrionic whorehouse
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
wonderful chapel
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
sick meetinghouse chad
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
...
Excitant nowag
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Mauve Famous Landscape Painting
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
galvanic milky psychic
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
galvanic milky psychic
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
stubborn codepig
  10/11/14
...
cobalt library preventive strike
  10/11/14
...
Crimson frum plaza place of business
  10/11/14
Oh my
tripping cumskin step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
omg
godawful opaque juggernaut
  10/11/14
...
self-absorbed double fault gaping
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
wonderful chapel
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Duck-like church building
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
tripping cumskin step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
...
Crimson frum plaza place of business
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
godawful opaque juggernaut
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
generalized bond
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
violet round eye
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
yellow boyish dingle berry
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
stubborn codepig
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Fear-inspiring crotch
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Fishy passionate brunch cuck
  10/11/14
...
Chest-beating olive hall dragon
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
...
Exciting Very Tactful Theatre
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Flatulent Address Fortuitous Meteor
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
effete wild gay wizard
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
...
infuriating point
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Mewling vermilion heaven
  10/11/14
wtf
Irate knife feces
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
plum affirmative action
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Fishy passionate brunch cuck
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
plum affirmative action
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
Primrose fat ankles
  10/11/14
...
wonderful chapel
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
wonderful chapel
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
yellow boyish dingle berry
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
cowardly awkward idea he suggested
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Turquoise Tank
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
cowardly awkward idea he suggested
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Fishy passionate brunch cuck
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
generalized bond
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
cowardly awkward idea he suggested
  10/11/14
...
wonderful chapel
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
sick meetinghouse chad
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
generalized bond
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
Primrose fat ankles
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
...
wonderful chapel
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
jet talking mexican
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
  11/21/15
...
carnelian indirect expression
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
gtfo
Nighttime Stirring Jap
  10/12/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
bossy
  10/11/14
Holy shit
aromatic indian lodge circlehead
  10/11/14
?
rough-skinned coffee pot
  10/11/14
...
House-broken Bistre Liquid Oxygen
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
slimy new version
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
talented fuchsia space factory reset button
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
slimy new version
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
godawful opaque juggernaut
  10/11/14
...
House-broken Bistre Liquid Oxygen
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
drab tattoo pervert
  10/11/14
lol
wonderful chapel
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
infuriating point
  10/12/14
180
amethyst twinkling uncleanness
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/11/14
120
Multi-colored spot boiling water
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
tripping cumskin step-uncle's house
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
infuriating point
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
infuriating point
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
bonkers kitty
  10/12/14
...
Maize Razzmatazz Native Roast Beef
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
chrome crawly people who are hurt
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Fragrant faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
...
galvanic milky psychic
  12/06/14
...
Maize Razzmatazz Native Roast Beef
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
Cerise travel guidebook
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
  10/12/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/12/14
Well!?
irradiated doobsian wrinkle box office
  10/12/14
...
Maize Razzmatazz Native Roast Beef
  10/12/14
plz respond
Fragrant faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Erotic azure casino
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
low-t elastic band gas station
  10/12/14
Well?
Flatulent Address Fortuitous Meteor
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
fiercely-loyal
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
rough-skinned coffee pot
  10/12/14
180000000
Ungodly party of the first part
  10/12/14
??
beta theater stage
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Crimson frum plaza place of business
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
spruce turdskin
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry
  10/12/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/12/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/12/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Nighttime Stirring Jap
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
rough-skinned coffee pot
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/12/14
...
tripping cumskin step-uncle's house
  10/12/14
...
Fear-inspiring crotch
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
carnelian indirect expression
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Fantasy-prone Principal's Office
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
chrome crawly people who are hurt
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
racy underhanded shrine
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
talented fuchsia space factory reset button
  10/12/14
please continue
greedy garrison ape
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Fragrant faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
carnelian indirect expression
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Out-of-control telephone half-breed
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/12/14
...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Razzle-dazzle Walnut School Cafeteria
  10/12/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
harsh international law enforcement agency partner
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
harsh international law enforcement agency partner
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
brindle concupiscible hell queen of the night
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Out-of-control telephone half-breed
  10/12/14
ty
Free-loading reading party keepsake machete
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Out-of-control telephone half-breed
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
harsh international law enforcement agency partner
  10/12/14
And scene.
infuriating point
  10/12/14
nigger
Free-loading reading party keepsake machete
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
infuriating point
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
infuriating point
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
harsh international law enforcement agency partner
  10/12/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/12/14
...
hairraiser parlour
  10/12/14
...
infuriating point
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/12/14
...
Fishy passionate brunch cuck
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
racy underhanded shrine
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
Maniacal Sweet Tailpipe
  10/12/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
Irate knife feces
  10/12/14
You don't?
Dull mind-boggling national idiot
  10/12/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/12/14
...
carnelian indirect expression
  10/12/14
wtf
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Chest-beating olive hall dragon
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Chest-beating olive hall dragon
  10/12/14
...
bonkers kitty
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Swashbuckling Khaki Forum Jewess
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Chest-beating olive hall dragon
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
generalized bond
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Chest-beating olive hall dragon
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Swashbuckling Khaki Forum Jewess
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Razzle-dazzle Walnut School Cafeteria
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
comical cordovan den alpha
  10/12/14
...
Vigorous violent legal warrant
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Diverse Corn Cake
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
Free-loading reading party keepsake machete
  10/12/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/12/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
jet talking mexican
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
effete wild gay wizard
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Duck-like church building
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Out-of-control telephone half-breed
  10/12/14
...
  11/21/15
...
Embarrassed to the bone brass trust fund
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
infuriating point
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Navy Background Story
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Crimson frum plaza place of business
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
multi-billionaire
  10/12/14
180
silver
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
arrogant french chef
  10/31/16
...
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
glassy vengeful
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
bright gaming laptop
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Sexy metal genital piercing
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
generalized bond
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
comical cordovan den alpha
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Lake lay
  10/18/14
...
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Flatulent Address Fortuitous Meteor
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Nighttime Stirring Jap
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Exciting Very Tactful Theatre
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
Primrose fat ankles
  10/13/14
?
Exciting Very Tactful Theatre
  10/13/14
...
Beady-eyed range faggotry
  10/27/14
...
Out-of-control telephone half-breed
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
yellow boyish dingle berry
  12/06/14
...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  04/07/15
...
Sexy metal genital piercing
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
emerald water buffalo
  04/22/15
...
beta theater stage
  05/17/15
...
mustard internal respiration
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit
  08/18/15
update?
medicated mental disorder blood rage
  10/06/15
...
sable depressive
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Out-of-control telephone half-breed
  10/11/15
...
godawful opaque juggernaut
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
alcoholic naked voyeur fanboi
  10/12/15
bump
rough-skinned coffee pot
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
flushed
  11/25/15
...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  12/27/15
...
mustard internal respiration
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Drunken ceo volcanic crater
  03/10/16
...
Blue electric furnace lodge
  03/28/16
...
bateful orange institution
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
bearded ratface
  06/27/16
...
Exciting Very Tactful Theatre
  08/21/16
...
Yapping
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  08/22/16
...
cuckold
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Hateful Personal Credit Line
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
Cream Legend
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Hateful Personal Credit Line
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
cuckold
  09/13/16
...
pea-brained pistol sex offender
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
cuckold
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Pearly potus stain
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
cuckold
  09/13/16
...
Twinkling
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Yapping
  09/13/16
...
sable depressive
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
supple boltzmann yarmulke
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
comical cordovan den alpha
  10/31/16
:-)
Garnet
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Garnet
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Cruel-hearted National Security Agency
  10/31/16
...
  10/09/18
...
Vigorous violent legal warrant
  11/21/16
...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  01/10/17
...
Learning disabled striped hyena
  02/04/17
...
Vigorous violent legal warrant
  02/04/17
...
Garnet
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Impertinent pungent
  02/04/17
...
Garnet
  02/04/17
...
Garnet
  02/04/17
...
Cruel-hearted National Security Agency
  02/05/17
...
Garnet
  02/08/17
...
Copper Windowlicker
  06/28/17
...
honey-headed bbw
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
weed whacker main people
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
bat-shit-crazy twisted
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Impertinent pungent
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Histrionic whorehouse
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Deep up-to-no-good kitty cat
  12/18/17
...
aqua
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Sickened Headpube Foreskin
  01/06/18
...
Twinkling
  02/06/18
...
translucent toaster
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Cruel-hearted National Security Agency
  10/06/18
4 year bump
weed whacker main people
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Mint
  10/09/18
...
Gaped Titillating Trailer Park
  10/17/18
...
Charcoal
  05/19/19
...
startling stage
  05/19/19
...
generalized bond
  10/14/19
...
apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker
  05/05/20
...
Abnormal
  06/28/20
...
fighting flesh
  06/29/20
...
generalized bond
  07/10/20
...
unhinged laughsome field
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Disturbing son of senegal
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
nubile
  10/10/20
TITCR
idiotic immigrant
  02/17/21
...
Mint
  10/08/21
...
  02/17/21
...
generalized bond
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
alcoholic abode deer antler
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Hideous therapy
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Hideous therapy
  10/11/21
...
Mint
  10/07/22
...
geriatric friendly grandma
  12/02/21
...
Big-titted Associate
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
soggy masturbator
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Hateful Personal Credit Line
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
pontificating
  10/10/22
...
geriatric friendly grandma
  10/10/22
...
Umber laser beams selfie
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
geriatric friendly grandma
  11/23/22
...
Excitant nowag
  05/06/23
...
salmon mad cow disease
  05/06/23
Time flies
tantric patrolman
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
alcoholic naked voyeur fanboi
  05/06/23
...
Big-titted Associate
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
soggy masturbator
  10/09/23
...
bateful orange institution
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
Grizzly
  10/09/23
...
Cruel-hearted National Security Agency
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
adulterous macaca
  10/20/23
...
Cruel-hearted National Security Agency
  10/20/23
...
Garnet
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Rusted Hilarious
  10/20/23
...
geriatric friendly grandma
  10/20/23
...
Mint
  10/20/23
...
Costumed
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
Clown Wagecucks
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
Excitant nowag
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
Embarrassed to the bone brass trust fund
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
Hideous therapy
  10/13/25
...
Internet-worthy purple rehab rigpig
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: glittery topaz property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: dun bisexual resort shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: at-the-ready hyperactive market dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Flirting giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: self-centered center degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: glittery topaz property

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: motley jet-lagged roommate parlor

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Narrow-minded federal marketing idea brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Flirting giraffe

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Narrow-minded federal marketing idea brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: wonderful chapel

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: supple boltzmann yarmulke

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: motley jet-lagged roommate parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: gay marvelous station halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: pea-brained pistol sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: beta theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Anal unholy corner antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: infuriating point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: arousing mentally impaired digit ratio dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Lake lay

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Free-loading reading party keepsake machete

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: bateful orange institution

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Internet-worthy purple rehab rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: pea-brained pistol sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Walnut School Cafeteria

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Razzle crystalline useless brakes goal in life

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Razzle crystalline useless brakes goal in life

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Bipolar regret becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: iridescent vibrant goyim

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Vigorous violent legal warrant

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: mahogany territorial sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: pink well-lubricated piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored spot boiling water

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: glittery topaz property

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: pea-brained pistol sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Crimson frum plaza place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: tripping cumskin step-uncle's house

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Stimulating Shimmering Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: motley jet-lagged roommate parlor

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring coldplay fan filthpig

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Duck-like church building

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: impressive puppy

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: wonderful chapel

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: red zombie-like stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: chartreuse area

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Dull mind-boggling national idiot

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: impressive puppy

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: wonderful chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Ebony Cracking Theater Candlestick Maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Gaped Titillating Trailer Park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: gay marvelous station halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: glittery topaz property

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: chartreuse area

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: wonderful chapel

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Chestnut senate

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: cerebral citrine pocket flask

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Insanely creepy aphrodisiac mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: unhinged laughsome field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: yellow boyish dingle berry

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Free-loading reading party keepsake machete

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Free-loading reading party keepsake machete

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: brilliant appetizing incel lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Erotic azure casino

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: cobalt library preventive strike

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: comical cordovan den alpha

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Mewling vermilion heaven

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Massive big nursing home hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Trip lime set death wish

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Crimson frum plaza place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Stimulating Shimmering Office

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Stimulating Shimmering Office

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Trip lime set death wish

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: chartreuse area

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Nighttime Stirring Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: dun bisexual resort shitlib

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: dun bisexual resort shitlib

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: pea-brained pistol sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: dun bisexual resort shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Vivacious ticket booth

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: beta theater stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: irradiated doobsian wrinkle box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Trip lime set death wish

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: wonderful chapel

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: chrome crawly people who are hurt

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Crimson frum plaza place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: curious kink-friendly hissy fit location

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: gay marvelous station halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: fluffy prole church

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: 180 state pisswyrm

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Electric frozen organic girlfriend

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Blue electric furnace lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: rebellious carmine mad-dog skullcap

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: rough-skinned coffee pot

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: rebellious carmine mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: pea-brained pistol sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: wonderful chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Angry community account

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Excitant nowag

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Free-loading reading party keepsake machete

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: rebellious carmine mad-dog skullcap

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: gay marvelous station halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: dun bisexual resort shitlib

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Chest-beating olive hall dragon

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: comical cordovan den alpha

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: alcoholic abode deer antler

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: tripping cumskin step-uncle's house

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Angry community account

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: infuriating point

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Angry community account

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: infuriating point

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: sick meetinghouse chad

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: racy underhanded shrine

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Diverse Corn Cake

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Snowy violent business firm

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: dun bisexual resort shitlib

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: rough-skinned coffee pot

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: dun bisexual resort shitlib

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: chartreuse area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: rebellious carmine mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Fragrant faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Exciting Very Tactful Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: talented fuchsia space factory reset button

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Fragrant faggot firefighter

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Crimson frum plaza place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Nighttime Stirring Jap

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: contagious french ladyboy

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Diverse Corn Cake

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Free-loading reading party keepsake machete

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: dun bisexual resort shitlib

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Walnut School Cafeteria

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: rebellious carmine mad-dog skullcap

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Adventurous temple

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: cobalt library preventive strike

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Nighttime Stirring Jap

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: chrome crawly people who are hurt

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Free-loading reading party keepsake machete

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Free-loading reading party keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Trip lime set death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Heady sadistic sound barrier private investor

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Crimson frum plaza place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: lascivious aggressive sneaky criminal kitchen

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Navy Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: dun bisexual resort shitlib

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Pale Hominid Stock Car

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Lemon School Toilet Seat

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: beta theater stage

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: beta theater stage

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: talented fuchsia space factory reset button

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: cobalt library preventive strike

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: dun bisexual resort shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: tripping cumskin step-uncle's house

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: tripping cumskin step-uncle's house

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Slippery bawdyhouse

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: comical cordovan den alpha

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: impressive puppy

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: swollen obsidian gunner hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: onyx elite locale

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: submissive stage persian

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: balding wine philosopher-king

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: tripping cumskin step-uncle's house

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: yellow boyish dingle berry

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Turquoise Tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Flatulent Address Fortuitous Meteor

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Crimson frum plaza place of business

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Walnut School Cafeteria

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: yellow boyish dingle berry

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Crimson frum plaza place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: provocative abusive house karate

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Crimson frum plaza place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: onyx elite locale

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Fishy passionate brunch cuck

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: pearl demanding mood newt

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Walnut School Cafeteria

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Histrionic whorehouse

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Maize Razzmatazz Native Roast Beef

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Navy Background Story

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Maize Razzmatazz Native Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: low-t elastic band gas station

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Crimson frum plaza place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Lake lay

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: startling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: aromatic indian lodge circlehead

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: rose love of her life

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: pea-brained pistol sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: brindle concupiscible hell queen of the night

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Maize Razzmatazz Native Roast Beef

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Walnut School Cafeteria

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: brindle concupiscible hell queen of the night

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Free-loading reading party keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: wonderful chapel

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: tripping cumskin step-uncle's house

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Chestnut senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: swollen obsidian gunner hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Crimson frum plaza place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: wonderful chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: pea-brained pistol sex offender

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Soul-stirring coldplay fan filthpig

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: translucent toaster

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: chartreuse area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Crimson frum plaza place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: pea-brained pistol sex offender

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Khaki Forum Jewess

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: aromatic indian lodge circlehead

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Maize Razzmatazz Native Roast Beef

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: wonderful chapel

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: rose love of her life

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: low-t elastic band gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: buck-toothed athletic conference

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Ebony Cracking Theater Candlestick Maker

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: galvanic milky psychic

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: filthy trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: hot disrespectful dilemma

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: filthy trump supporter

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Nighttime Stirring Jap

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Duck-like church building

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: racy underhanded shrine

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: wonderful chapel

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: racy underhanded shrine

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: tripping cumskin step-uncle's house

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Ungodly party of the first part

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: deranged henna really tough guy pozpig

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: Free-loading reading party keepsake machete

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Nighttime Stirring Jap

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: swollen obsidian gunner hairy legs

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: wonderful chapel

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Duck-like church building

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Shivering University Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Principal's Office

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: hairraiser parlour

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: hairraiser parlour

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: glittery topaz property

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: exhilarant black woman base

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: talented fuchsia space factory reset button

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Walnut School Cafeteria

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: exhilarant black woman base

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: know-it-all sandwich menage

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Principal's Office

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Nighttime Stirring Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: ocher floppy hospital messiness

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: spectacular zippy quadroon site

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Insanely creepy aphrodisiac mediation

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: infuriating point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: wonderful chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Crimson frum plaza place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: pea-brained pistol sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: racy underhanded shrine

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Fragrant faggot firefighter

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: racy underhanded shrine

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Walnut School Cafeteria

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: racy underhanded shrine

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Walnut School Cafeteria

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: racy underhanded shrine

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Fragrant faggot firefighter

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: buff home skinny woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: racy underhanded shrine

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Hairless coiffed locus doctorate

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Fragrant faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Duck-like church building

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Fragrant faggot firefighter

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: racy underhanded shrine

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: talented fuchsia space factory reset button

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Free-loading reading party keepsake machete

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author:  pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Angry community account

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author:  greedy garrison ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: pea-brained pistol sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Chest-beating olive hall dragon

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: dashing dysfunction haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Chest-beating olive hall dragon

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Chest-beating olive hall dragon

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: pea-brained pistol sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: haunting jew

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Navy Background Story

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Primrose fat ankles

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: Bull Headed Seedy Mother Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Ungodly party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: glittery topaz property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: wonderful chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: infuriating point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Cocky judgmental stag film

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Sexy metal genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: wonderful chapel

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Vigorous violent legal warrant

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Duck-like church building

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Ungodly party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Duck-like church building

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Duck-like church building

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: sick meetinghouse chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: cowardly awkward idea he suggested

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: tripping cumskin step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: pea-brained pistol sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: pea-brained pistol sex offender

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: sick meetinghouse chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: tripping cumskin step-uncle's house

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: carnelian indirect expression

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: tripping cumskin step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: cowardly awkward idea he suggested

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: carnelian indirect expression

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Free-loading reading party keepsake machete

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: low-t elastic band gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Crimson frum plaza place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: sapphire old irish cottage

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: pea-brained pistol sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author:  greedy garrison ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: pea-brained pistol sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Histrionic whorehouse

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: infuriating point

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: cowardly awkward idea he suggested

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: wonderful chapel

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: pea-brained pistol sex offender

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: glittery topaz property

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: aquamarine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Misunderstood Nibblets

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: aquamarine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: irradiated doobsian wrinkle box office

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: aromatic indian lodge circlehead

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Histrionic whorehouse

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: wonderful chapel

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: sick meetinghouse chad

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Excitant nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Mauve Famous Landscape Painting

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: galvanic milky psychic

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: galvanic milky psychic

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  stubborn codepig

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: cobalt library preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Crimson frum plaza place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: tripping cumskin step-uncle's house

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: godawful opaque juggernaut

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: self-absorbed double fault gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: wonderful chapel

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Duck-like church building

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: tripping cumskin step-uncle's house

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Crimson frum plaza place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: godawful opaque juggernaut

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author:  generalized bond

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author:  violet round eye

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: yellow boyish dingle berry

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  stubborn codepig

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring crotch

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Fishy passionate brunch cuck

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Chest-beating olive hall dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Exciting Very Tactful Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Flatulent Address Fortuitous Meteor

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: effete wild gay wizard

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: infuriating point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Mewling vermilion heaven

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Irate knife feces

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: plum affirmative action

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Fishy passionate brunch cuck

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: plum affirmative action

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Primrose fat ankles

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: wonderful chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: wonderful chapel

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: yellow boyish dingle berry

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: cowardly awkward idea he suggested

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Turquoise Tank

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: cowardly awkward idea he suggested

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Fishy passionate brunch cuck

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author:  generalized bond

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: cowardly awkward idea he suggested

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: wonderful chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: sick meetinghouse chad

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author:  generalized bond

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Primrose fat ankles

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: wonderful chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: jet talking mexican

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: 

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: carnelian indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Nighttime Stirring Jap

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: bossy

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: aromatic indian lodge circlehead

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: rough-skinned coffee pot

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: House-broken Bistre Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: slimy new version

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: talented fuchsia space factory reset button

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: slimy new version

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: godawful opaque juggernaut

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: House-broken Bistre Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: drab tattoo pervert

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: wonderful chapel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: infuriating point

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author:  amethyst twinkling uncleanness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored spot boiling water

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: tripping cumskin step-uncle's house

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: infuriating point

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: infuriating point

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: bonkers kitty

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Maize Razzmatazz Native Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: chrome crawly people who are hurt

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Fragrant faggot firefighter

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: galvanic milky psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Maize Razzmatazz Native Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Cerise travel guidebook

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: 

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: irradiated doobsian wrinkle box office

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Maize Razzmatazz Native Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Fragrant faggot firefighter

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Erotic azure casino

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: low-t elastic band gas station

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Flatulent Address Fortuitous Meteor

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author:  fiercely-loyal

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: rough-skinned coffee pot

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Ungodly party of the first part

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: beta theater stage

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Crimson frum plaza place of business

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: spruce turdskin

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Nighttime Stirring Jap

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: rough-skinned coffee pot

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: tripping cumskin step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: carnelian indirect expression

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Principal's Office

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: chrome crawly people who are hurt

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: racy underhanded shrine

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: talented fuchsia space factory reset button

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author:  greedy garrison ape

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Fragrant faggot firefighter

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: carnelian indirect expression

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Out-of-control telephone half-breed

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Walnut School Cafeteria

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: harsh international law enforcement agency partner

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: harsh international law enforcement agency partner

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: brindle concupiscible hell queen of the night

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Out-of-control telephone half-breed

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: Free-loading reading party keepsake machete

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Out-of-control telephone half-breed

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: harsh international law enforcement agency partner

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: infuriating point

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Free-loading reading party keepsake machete

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: infuriating point

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: infuriating point

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: harsh international law enforcement agency partner

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: hairraiser parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: infuriating point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Fishy passionate brunch cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: racy underhanded shrine

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  Maniacal Sweet Tailpipe

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: 

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Irate knife feces

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Dull mind-boggling national idiot

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: carnelian indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Chest-beating olive hall dragon

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Chest-beating olive hall dragon

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: bonkers kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Khaki Forum Jewess

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Chest-beating olive hall dragon

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author:  generalized bond

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Chest-beating olive hall dragon

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Khaki Forum Jewess

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Walnut School Cafeteria

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Crackhouse Police Squad

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: comical cordovan den alpha

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Vigorous violent legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Diverse Corn Cake

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: Free-loading reading party keepsake machete

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: jet talking mexican

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: effete wild gay wizard

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Duck-like church building

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Out-of-control telephone half-breed

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone brass trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: infuriating point

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Navy Background Story

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Crimson frum plaza place of business

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Peach mischievous public bath cuckoldry

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  multi-billionaire

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: silver

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: arrogant french chef

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: glassy vengeful

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author:  bright gaming laptop

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Sexy metal genital piercing

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author:  generalized bond

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: comical cordovan den alpha

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Lake lay

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Flatulent Address Fortuitous Meteor

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Nighttime Stirring Jap

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Exciting Very Tactful Theatre

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Primrose fat ankles

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Exciting Very Tactful Theatre

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed range faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Out-of-control telephone half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: yellow boyish dingle berry

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Sexy metal genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: emerald water buffalo

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: beta theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author:  mustard internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Sienna Charismatic Orchestra Pit

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author:  medicated mental disorder blood rage

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: sable depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Out-of-control telephone half-breed

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: godawful opaque juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: alcoholic naked voyeur fanboi

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: rough-skinned coffee pot

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: flushed

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author:  mustard internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Drunken ceo volcanic crater

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Blue electric furnace lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: bateful orange institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: bearded ratface

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Exciting Very Tactful Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Yapping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Hateful Personal Credit Line

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author:  Cream Legend

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Hateful Personal Credit Line

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  cuckold

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: pea-brained pistol sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author:  cuckold

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Pearly potus stain

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author:  cuckold

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Twinkling



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Yapping

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: sable depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: supple boltzmann yarmulke

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: comical cordovan den alpha

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Garnet

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Garnet

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author:  Cruel-hearted National Security Agency

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Vigorous violent legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Learning disabled striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Vigorous violent legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Garnet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Impertinent pungent

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Garnet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Garnet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author:  Cruel-hearted National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Garnet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Copper Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: honey-headed bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author:  weed whacker main people

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy twisted

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Impertinent pungent

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Histrionic whorehouse

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Deep up-to-no-good kitty cat

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: aqua



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Sickened Headpube Foreskin

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Twinkling



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: translucent toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author:  Cruel-hearted National Security Agency

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author:  weed whacker main people

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Mint

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Gaped Titillating Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Charcoal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: startling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author:  generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: apoplectic insecure scourge upon the earth boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Abnormal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: fighting flesh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author:  generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: unhinged laughsome field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Disturbing son of senegal

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: nubile

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: idiotic immigrant

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Mint



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author:  generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: alcoholic abode deer antler

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: Hideous therapy

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: Hideous therapy

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Mint



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: geriatric friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Big-titted Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: soggy masturbator

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Hateful Personal Credit Line

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author:  pontificating

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: geriatric friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Umber laser beams selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: geriatric friendly grandma

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: Excitant nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: salmon mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: tantric patrolman

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: alcoholic naked voyeur fanboi

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: Big-titted Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: soggy masturbator

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: bateful orange institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: Grizzly

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author:  Cruel-hearted National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author:  adulterous macaca

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author:  Cruel-hearted National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: Garnet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Rusted Hilarious

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: geriatric friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Mint



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Costumed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author:  Clown Wagecucks

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Blathering Odious Cruise Ship Milk

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Excitant nowag

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone brass trust fund

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Hideous therapy

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#49346566)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Internet-worthy purple rehab rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2:#49533771)