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America is being destroyed by private equity

https://newrepublic.com/article/147669/real-retail-killer
Sickened bawdyhouse
  04/01/18
CR bye bye toys r us
irate lascivious temple
  04/01/18
lol. any country that can be destroyed by people buying and ...
Flatulent spot new version
  04/01/18
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bull headed exciting area laser beams
  04/01/18
Hence -- all power to the Soviets.
Cordovan fat ankles
  04/01/18
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Magenta racy orchestra pit
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  04/01/18
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Irradiated factory reset button
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thriller mad cow disease ratface
  04/01/18
180
bonkers base
  04/01/18
Explain how this works
primrose goal in life
  04/01/18
financial sponsor uses bankruptcy remote llc to acquire a co...
Flatulent spot new version
  04/01/18
Explain a corporate Lawyers role in this process
arousing boiling water turdskin
  04/01/18
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930955&mc=81&...
Flatulent spot new version
  04/01/18
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vibrant ruby patrolman headpube
  04/01/18
ty
primrose goal in life
  04/01/18
LOL you left out the part where the load on debt and dividen...
drab aphrodisiac selfie site
  04/01/18
T/f: dividend recaps happen in every (or most) lbos? Also...
Flatulent spot new version
  04/01/18
...
shaky coffee pot dog poop
  04/01/18
Why no discussion of burdensome regulations?!
Irradiated factory reset button
  04/01/18
Obviously Amazon is killing retail. It isn't like retail sho...
Excitant clown plaza
  04/01/18
Did you read the article?
vibrant ruby patrolman headpube
  04/01/18
yes
Excitant clown plaza
  04/01/18
?
Irradiated factory reset button
  04/01/18
?
bipolar chartreuse stag film dopamine
  04/01/18
Brick and mortar is still 90% of retail sales.
Cordovan fat ankles
  04/01/18
And Best Buy is, at least from what I've read, doing reasona...
Vengeful parlour
  04/01/18
i find that hard to believe. Im a fairly typical consumer an...
electric magical lay
  04/01/18
I think it depends a lot on what you're buying. Places like ...
Vengeful parlour
  04/01/18
99% of groceries are bought in stores, bro. Thats the bulk o...
Cordovan fat ankles
  04/01/18
"Im a fairly typical consumer and my household buys 75%...
Slap-happy party of the first part
  04/01/18
Yah this is obviously a clueless lib
bearded milk ticket booth
  04/01/18
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lemon box office
  04/01/18
"I'm a fairly typical consumer" writes a lawyer fr...
Amethyst faggot firefighter theater
  04/02/18
You're right, I think the average there is $1mm, IDK how the...
shaky coffee pot dog poop
  04/02/18
Cohen benefits
arousing boiling water turdskin
  04/01/18
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Sapphire library idiot
  04/03/25
So now libs are playing favorites with one industry over ano...
Alcoholic circlehead
  04/01/18
you suck imo
Coiffed digit ratio
  04/01/18
Dollar General was a KKR/GS company and is thriving. The au...
Histrionic Resort
  04/01/18
this!
Coiffed digit ratio
  04/01/18
Smells (((fishy)))
Insecure shrine juggernaut
  04/01/18
didn't Remington Arms and Gibson get into trouble because of...
marvelous maniacal den
  04/01/18
there is something to this idea that debt incurred to financ...
Titillating pit
  04/01/18
i thought in america we let sophisticated parties freely set...
Flatulent spot new version
  04/01/18
vis-a-vis contractual funded debt, i agree 100%. but coul...
Titillating pit
  04/01/18
or just avoided as an insider transaction. declaring and is...
razzle reading party private investor
  04/01/18
I agree but they have fiduciary duties to creditors if payin...
drab aphrodisiac selfie site
  04/01/18
It's that combined with the obsession with growth. A profita...
Vengeful parlour
  04/01/18
they had high debt predicated on growth. growth didnt materi...
Medicated stirring abode stain
  04/01/18
Right, I know that's what wound up happening with them. My p...
Vengeful parlour
  04/01/18
If all that the company does is maintain the status quo, it'...
Coiffed digit ratio
  04/01/18
Because, if you're in the market for buying a company, the o...
Alcoholic circlehead
  04/01/18
I think, though, that because of the American obsession with...
Vengeful parlour
  04/01/18
Growth is only one part of the equation. The other things to...
Flatulent spot new version
  04/01/18
aren't most private equity guys MASTER businessmen with MBAs...
marvelous maniacal den
  04/01/18
They're not necessarily interested in actually running a bus...
Vengeful parlour
  04/01/18
exactly. they're evil
marvelous maniacal den
  04/01/18
...
Sickened bawdyhouse
  04/01/18
CR. Even the author doesn't seem to get this. "But p...
razzmatazz mauve cruise ship old irish cottage
  04/01/18
overleveraged businesses would explain reorganization, not l...
awkward internal respiration
  04/01/18
if you have a huge debt burden, you can't hire, can't invest...
Titillating pit
  04/01/18
that’s why companies reorganize.
awkward internal respiration
  04/01/18
Toys-r-us has underinvested since Bain LBO 7 or so years ago...
Titillating pit
  04/01/18
man if toys r us was a sinking ship maybe they OVERinvested ...
Flatulent spot new version
  04/01/18
maybe. but dont you think you might run a business differen...
Titillating pit
  04/01/18
This is how it works in a law text book or an econ 101 textb...
wonderful gas station mexican
  04/01/18
there are obviously costs to bankruptcy, but you’re acting l...
awkward internal respiration
  04/01/18
Commercial real estate is usually even more levered. But for...
fishy appetizing forum community account
  04/01/18
Yes, but the issue is its not profitable because for the las...
razzmatazz mauve cruise ship old irish cottage
  04/01/18
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talented pale theater stage candlestick maker
  04/01/18
this is overstating it. PE guys are trying to grow profits ...
Titillating pit
  04/01/18
you think public shareholders have a longer horizon? they’re...
awkward internal respiration
  04/01/18
Isn't this just creative destruction?
180 Hall
  04/01/18
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onyx mood main people
  04/01/18
LOL @ the middle-of-the-class law students turned tranny-mos...
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house-broken sandwich son of senegal
  04/01/18
CR. It's a perfect storm of bullshit that makes this happen...
wonderful gas station mexican
  04/01/18
I generally agree with this take. even though my line of wor...
Flatulent spot new version
  04/01/18
Ok take. I assume you're a bank creditmo associate. I ...
wonderful gas station mexican
  04/01/18
I do investment banking. Generally I’m way more interested i...
Flatulent spot new version
  04/02/18
Awesome summary.
geriatric nowag native
  04/02/18
Its true - most LBO shops are toxic and cancerous in their d...
amber violent dingle berry
  04/01/18
Can we get a rat fuck’s take on this?
chrome degenerate
  04/02/18
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insanely creepy sanctuary kitty
  04/03/25
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insanely creepy sanctuary kitty
  04/03/25
lmfao @ the dicksucking itt. and this was just 7 years ago. ...
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  05/31/25


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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Sickened bawdyhouse

https://newrepublic.com/article/147669/real-retail-killer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737315)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: irate lascivious temple

CR bye bye toys r us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737338)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Flatulent spot new version

lol. any country that can be destroyed by people buying and selling companies with debt deserves to be destroyed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737347)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: bull headed exciting area laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737355)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Cordovan fat ankles

Hence -- all power to the Soviets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737416)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Magenta racy orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737936)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: galvanic doobsian state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737420)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Irradiated factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737436)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: thriller mad cow disease ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737614)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: bonkers base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737637)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: primrose goal in life

Explain how this works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737408)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Flatulent spot new version

financial sponsor uses bankruptcy remote llc to acquire a company with certain key characteristics (stable cash flows, moderate capex reqs, growth/cost saving opportunities, good management, solid asset base to secure debt). typically the sponsor writes an equity check of 20-30% of the purchase price and borrows the rest against the assets of the target.

the sponsor aggressively pays down debt (benefiting from interest tax shield) and after 5-7 years, exits via a sale to another sponsor or an IPO. the sponsor’s goal is to achieve an IRR of 20% via multiple expansion, debt paydown and increased margins/growth.

TLDR - PURE EVIL

sorry i couldn’t bear to read another retarded take from someone with strong opinions on something they don’t understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737462)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: arousing boiling water turdskin

Explain a corporate Lawyers role in this process

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737505)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: Flatulent spot new version

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930955&mc=81&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737515)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: vibrant ruby patrolman headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737834)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: primrose goal in life

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737841)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 8:45 PM
Author: drab aphrodisiac selfie site

LOL you left out the part where the load on debt and dividend it out to themselves along the way, leaving just enough fat on the bones that, if interest rates don’t rise, some other goon will buy the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35739301)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Flatulent spot new version

T/f: dividend recaps happen in every (or most) lbos?

Also I give your analysis of lbo economics an F

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35739505)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: shaky coffee pot dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35740753)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: Irradiated factory reset button

Why no discussion of burdensome regulations?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737429)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Excitant clown plaza

Obviously Amazon is killing retail. It isn't like retail shops that haven't been acquired by PE are doing good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737431)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: vibrant ruby patrolman headpube

Did you read the article?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737440)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Excitant clown plaza

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737447)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Irradiated factory reset button

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737442)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: bipolar chartreuse stag film dopamine

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737443)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Cordovan fat ankles

Brick and mortar is still 90% of retail sales.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737446)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Vengeful parlour

And Best Buy is, at least from what I've read, doing reasonably well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737727)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: electric magical lay

i find that hard to believe. Im a fairly typical consumer and my household buys 75% of our stuff from amazon or other online retailers. 10 years ago it was maybe 10%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737759)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Vengeful parlour

I think it depends a lot on what you're buying. Places like Best Buy, or clothing stores, benefit a lot from your being able to see stuff in person and potentially get advice from the salespeople (assuming they're at least somewhat knowledgeable). I'll buy Tide Pods online because I know what they are and I'm basically just getting refills. When I got a TV for the spare bedroom, I got it from Amazon because I didn't give much of a shit and didn't feel like driving to shop in person. But I'd never buy a suit online except from a place (Brooks Brothers, for example) that has physical locations where I can get it measured, tailored, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737796)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Cordovan fat ankles

99% of groceries are bought in stores, bro. Thats the bulk of retail. Also no one buys furniture without sitting on it first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737829)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Slap-happy party of the first part

"Im a fairly typical consumer and my household buys 75% of our stuff from amazon or other online retailers"

lmfao how fucking walled off from the world do you have to be to think a typical consumer buys 75% of their shit from etail?

75% of americans are too fucking afraid of CC theft to even use a CC online

you're confusing your social circle for "typical"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35738003)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: bearded milk ticket booth

Yah this is obviously a clueless lib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35739127)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: lemon box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35740749)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Amethyst faggot firefighter theater

"I'm a fairly typical consumer" writes a lawyer from a DINK two graduate degree household making $450K in Manhattan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35742749)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: shaky coffee pot dog poop

You're right, I think the average there is $1mm, IDK how they live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35742776)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: arousing boiling water turdskin

Cohen benefits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737465)



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Date: April 3rd, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Sapphire library idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#48812710)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic circlehead

So now libs are playing favorites with one industry over another?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737496)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Coiffed digit ratio

you suck imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35739345)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Histrionic Resort

Dollar General was a KKR/GS company and is thriving. The author seems to have missed that when he cited them as a winner in all of this. Tastes change and there is no 90s middle class anymore to support all these stores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737560)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Coiffed digit ratio

this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35739360)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Insecure shrine juggernaut

Smells (((fishy)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737610)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: marvelous maniacal den

didn't Remington Arms and Gibson get into trouble because of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737640)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Titillating pit

there is something to this idea that debt incurred to finance a dividend to shareholders or purchase of equity should at some point just be deemed an improper re-ordering of the secured-unsecured-equity bankruptcy priory (i.e., puts equity ahead as they take all the surplus off the table with unsecured creditors (especially trade creditors) now taking the greatest risk).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737668)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Flatulent spot new version

i thought in america we let sophisticated parties freely set the terms of their economic arrangement via contract? if a bank is prepared to finance a dividend recap which existing debt terms don’t prohibit, i don’t want a dumb lawyer “deeming” shit beyond the terms of the relevant documents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737706)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Titillating pit

vis-a-vis contractual funded debt, i agree 100%.

but could see an argument where general unsecured creditors are the ones getting screwed by equityholders and secured creditors tag teaming them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737803)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: razzle reading party private investor

or just avoided as an insider transaction. declaring and issuing dividends that bankrupt the company is also illegal in general.

of course,

*simply creates out-of-court restructuring plan otherwise identical to pre-pack Chapter 11*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737898)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: drab aphrodisiac selfie site

I agree but they have fiduciary duties to creditors if paying the dividend would put them in the zone of insolvency and this is a repeat business where if they are too greedy and it blows up they will not get financing next time around. Of course, though, banks still want to finance the acquisition debt so there are different motives at play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35739321)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Vengeful parlour

It's that combined with the obsession with growth. A profitable company that's not growing is deemed less valuable than an unprofitable company that's growing rapidly. I'm not a financemo and not saying that's what happened with Toys R Us, but I just don't understand why a company with a steady, but unchanging, stream of income is considered to be a bad thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737739)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Medicated stirring abode stain

they had high debt predicated on growth. growth didnt materialize, debt still there. cant pay it, so they went bankrupt.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737769)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Vengeful parlour

Right, I know that's what wound up happening with them. My point was more, why take out debt just for aspirations of growth if you're profitable (I don't know if they were)? Why not just have your stores, sell your product, make your money, and be happy with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737779)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Coiffed digit ratio

If all that the company does is maintain the status quo, it's worthless to an equityholder imho. It has to GROW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35739388)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Alcoholic circlehead

Because, if you're in the market for buying a company, the owners of that company would only sell it for a price so high that it would produce a very low return for the buyer. If you already own such a company or if you have a good job there, it's fucking great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737780)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Vengeful parlour

I think, though, that because of the American obsession with growth (especially in the case of publicly traded companies), even if you have such a company then you can wind up fucking yourself by pursuing growth, and then you wind up in a position where you're a target for corporate raiders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737813)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Flatulent spot new version

Growth is only one part of the equation. The other things to consider are efficiency (ie the amount you have to reinvest to achieve a given level of growth) and capital structure.

You painted the picture of some stable business that gets wrecked by corporate raiders. A private equity guy might paint a picture of a grossly underachieving company with subpar/lazy/overcompensated/entrenched management and obvious ways to become more efficient. In theory private equity can improve the company and return it to the market as a significantly better enterprise.

Also, private equity is also about financial engineering. In corporate finance theory there’s an optimal level of debt that maximizes value of the company. When a company doesn’t have enough debt, PE solves that problem (too lazy to explain the idea of an optimal level of debt if it isn’t intuitively clear to you)

You could say it’s good for society that companies more efficiently,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737786)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: marvelous maniacal den

aren't most private equity guys MASTER businessmen with MBAs from the M7? strange that they seem to suck at business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737760)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Vengeful parlour

They're not necessarily interested in actually running a business, though. In many cases (not all) it's more about either treating it like a house to be flipped where you're putting some money into it and make it look pretty for another buyer, or getting something you can sell for parts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737821)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: marvelous maniacal den

exactly. they're evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737830)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Sickened bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737899)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz mauve cruise ship old irish cottage

CR. Even the author doesn't seem to get this.

"But private equity firms made a host of mistakes and compounded them by turning these retailers into debt vehicles, all the while maximizing dividend payments. As David Dayen reported in The New Republic last year, the two private equity firms that acquired Payless “paid themselves $700 million in dividends in 2012 and 2013.” Betting on low interest rates to persist was a mistake that has ultimately bankrupted dozens of retailers."

lol it wasn't a mistake at all - its literally exactly what they set out to do. Borrow to fund acquisitions when rates are low, pay yourself as much as possible and flip it before rates go up and the company goes tits up. Unless they are holding equity not a single one of these guys gives a single fuck what happens to the business after they exit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35738720)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: awkward internal respiration

overleveraged businesses would explain reorganization, not liquidation. this was probably written by a lac humanities grad.

if the issue were just the capital structure, then they’d cancel the equity, convert the debt to equity and keep runn8ng the business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737795)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: Titillating pit

if you have a huge debt burden, you can't hire, can't invest in capex, can't grow, can't compete.

so debt leads not just to reorganization, but liquidation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737814)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: awkward internal respiration

that’s why companies reorganize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737824)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Titillating pit

Toys-r-us has underinvested since Bain LBO 7 or so years ago. Doesn't build a good ecommerce brand; doesn't invest in warehouses; doesn't build up logistics for fast toy releases. i don't know -- whatever it could have done to compete going forward, it didn't. So now there is no viable reorganization plan and the going concern will liquidate.

OK on a macro level the Toys-r-us shareholders that sold to Bain re-invested in the economy so that equity surplus was invested somewhere. Obviously not in Toys-R-Us. But maybe it's better to give going concern businesses a bit of cushion to weather a short-term storm. Instead of liquidating immediately after one wrong move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35738023)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: Flatulent spot new version

man if toys r us was a sinking ship maybe they OVERinvested by every dollar of discretionary capex put into the business lol

this is less a referendum on PE than it is on amazon continued gaping of brick and mortar dinosaurs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35738040)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: Titillating pit

maybe. but dont you think you might run a business differently if you are debt free vs barely making your interest payments and if you miss the whole thing will implode, your suppliers won't ship to you and your equity will become worthless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35739177)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: wonderful gas station mexican

This is how it works in a law text book or an econ 101 textbook.

In real life, bankruptcy is catastrophic for a company. People with options leave. You can't hire. You're paying 5x the rate for new debt (even working capital lines).

The companies PE steers in chapter 11 are often not planned for the long term, as well. They're planned for maxing their numbers at their exit horizon 4-5-6 years down the road. Sponsored companies have much higher rates of going chapter 22.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35740021)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: awkward internal respiration

there are obviously costs to bankruptcy, but you’re acting like no one ever emerges from ch11.

i’d be interested to see the stud6 you’re quoting on ch22 and pe ownership, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35740584)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: fishy appetizing forum community account

Commercial real estate is usually even more levered. But for instance, if Jared Kushner defaults on the debt of that skyscraper everyone is talking about, the lender will foreclose and take the building.

But it will still operate it as an office building...

That's what the people blaming P/E are missing. If this was a profitable business, they would sell it to someone to operate it as one. But its not, so they're liquidating it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35737910)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz mauve cruise ship old irish cottage

Yes, but the issue is its not profitable because for the last 7 years no one has actually tried to ensure there would be a profitable long term business. They simply took what they could out and now of course you are left with an unsalvageable business.

No one is actually there to run a long-term business - that is never the objective. The objective is to flip the business or pull as much out as possible during the fund term. It should be obvious how this strategy can completely ruin an otherwise decent company over a 5-10 year period.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35738636)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: talented pale theater stage candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35739679)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: Titillating pit

this is overstating it. PE guys are trying to grow profits as quickly as possible. But arguably they are constrained by excess leverage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35740221)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: awkward internal respiration

you think public shareholders have a longer horizon? they’re usually worried about quarters instead of 3-5year h9ldin* periods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35740617)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: 180 Hall

Isn't this just creative destruction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35738825)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: onyx mood main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35739584)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: dead genital piercing

LOL @ the middle-of-the-class law students turned tranny-mos pretending to know what's what ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35739716)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 11:12 PM
Author: house-broken sandwich son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35740453)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: wonderful gas station mexican

CR. It's a perfect storm of bullshit that makes this happen.

1.) Interest payments are deductible. Accordingly, if you're a business owner or potential acquirer, debt is artificially cheap when you're looking at your weighted average cost of capital. The government has made overtures to simmer this down (leveraged loan guidelines of no more than 7x EBITDA being allowed on a company, new tax bill limiting deduction on mega-levered companies), but none is enough to actually change the calculation. Interest deduction should have been abolished. No reason equity costs should be post tax but debt costs should be pre tax. As it is, investors/owners always have an incentive to max out debt instead of putting in (much more stable) equity.

2.) And, with that incentive, it's now far too easy to actually get too much leverage on a large company. Interest rates have been artificially depressed for a decade. People have to take tons of risk to get a 6% return in the fixed income market. Instead of lowering predictions, investors have piled on fixed-income risk. Other than during a few hiccup periods, banks can't make these levered loans fast enough. Infinite demand from funds, endowments, pension authorities. The banks keep almost none of the loans/bonds on their BS, so they have no incentive to give a fuck what is in there, other than to make sure they can sell it to the market, which isn't hard. Banks take 1.5-3.0% as a fee, so this is hugely profitable for them and they love doing these "risky" loans (where risk aint on them, other than maybe the period between signing and thier selling the debt). So PE guys have every incentive to max out debt, and every opportunity to do so. Having all this debt makes the company far more volitile. Interest rates, cap market freezes, even short term industry turmoil push companies into bankruptcy that would have been fine by a wide margin if traditionally funded.

3.) Standard for pricing most companies in this world is by using a "multiple" of their EBITDA (with a few comp and DCF analysis thrown in). Look back period for the numbers is 3-5 years. This incentivizes 3-4 year planning by investors (so, for exmaple, they cut people and operations that are necessary for long term success, stuff and stack distribution channels, do everything to juice numbers and engineer paper success at expense of stability). They try to hide their wizardry. It's a game of cat and mouse.

4.) S-OX and similar have made being public far too expensive. Going private has massive cost and information advantages just as a legal and employment arbitrage. You can slash and burn half of your legal, accounting, compliance and similar staff once you're private. You can cut half of your advisors.

5.) Not as big of a deal as it's made to be, but carried interest taxation is bullshit. It's clearly earned income, taxed at capital gains. Allows more people to go into PE and make more funds, as it effectively doubles the higher up's after-tax pay.

All this leaves companies always private (lowest number of public companies in several generations right now), and always two bad reports, or an interest rate movement, or an inability to roll debt, from being in bankruptcy. It's exactly what the system has incentivized. Other countries are much smarter about this. Not socially optimal.

~PE AGC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35739853)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Flatulent spot new version

I generally agree with this take. even though my line of work would be far less lucrative without the deduction on interest expense, I agree that it is hard to defend the tax advantages for debt from a policy perspective.

separately, i’d point out that banks DO hold some risk (eg, term loan As, revolvers) but yes the riskier debt is syndicated (though not without very real risk to the bank, which you seem to brush aside)

also i don’t think the caricature of pe firms as pure merciless raiders is actually right. they aggressively cut costs and limit expansionary capex, sure. but they do have to return the company to market in a relatively short period of time. so it’s in their interest to not actually destroy the firm’s long term viability, regardless of which approach maximizes short-term debt paydown

also, to clarify, PE valuations are principally based on a multiple of LTM EBITDA. to fiigure our whether an investment makes sense, they use an LBO model to look *forward* (not backward) to estimate the sponsors returns on the investment given a few different variables (leverage, cash flow during the investment, interest expense on the debt, valuation of the company at the exit). your point generally stands - they’re obviously more focused on the short term than say a strategic buyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35740134)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: wonderful gas station mexican

Ok take. I assume you're a bank creditmo associate.

I was straight PE, so my experience in credit is only after I joined a fund. Still, I've closed about 100 deals in firm and at fund, and I've never seen a term loan A in an LBO. LBOs are always term loan B, generally with a 2nd lien or bond layer below the senior secured debt. Banks hold the term loan on their books from the time we sign the purchase agreement (and the banks sign commitments) until the time they can sell the loans/bonds. That's real risk, but it's often short and very well compensated. But banks often have the debt sold a month or so after commitments signed. Our guys have to go and market the debt with them, and we know when the book fills up. Revolvers are held by real banks, but they have protections bonds and the current TLBs dont (financial requirement covenants where company can't have too much debt, for example) protecting the bank where the other investors are naked. Companies regularly file chapter 11 with their revolving line undrawn for that reason. Banks of course take risk, but when 2007 happens again and credit markets crater, it's the investors that will be done here as a balance sheet matter, not the banks. Banks may be done here if all their practices stop, but that's separate.

Leveraged lending was huge the past 4-5 years at all major banks. They make tons on it. It has its own section on investor calls now because it drives bank results in a way it never did. It's so lucrative on the risk/reward side, many PE firms have set up their own mini-leveraged-lending desks to place debt, to cut the banks out of it and keep that 2-3% of loan proceeds for themselves. They wouldnt be doing their own ibanking if this niche wasn't lucrative. They don't do it in other areas.

On the corporate raider point, it depends on the firm. Some are more hands off. Some come in and fire everyone on day two, especially if its being bought from a founder or taken private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35740447)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Flatulent spot new version

I do investment banking. Generally I’m way more interested in the economics of an LBO than the relevant legal formalities. I’d rather off myself than do legal credit work Jesus Christ.

I wouldn’t really argue with any of your points here. There is no doubt PE can have adverse consequences for certain underperforming businesses. There is also no doubt it’s partly just financial engineering made possible by the various legal advantages for debt over equity (eg, tax shield, bankruptcy priority).

But i think we’d agree than any overly broad hot take like “PE IS RUINING AMERICA” doesn’t make much sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35743532)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: geriatric nowag native

Awesome summary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35742908)



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Date: April 1st, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: amber violent dingle berry

Its true - most LBO shops are toxic and cancerous in their deeds. No real value add is there - classic type of Boomer parasite capitalism that destroys value in the long term.

All they do is leverage access to cheap money to suck companies dry between cycles - and then get out before the cycle comes due so they usually are not around for the BK when it hits.

IIRC there was a story where Warren Buffett was asked if he could name anyone in the LBO space that he respected as a businessman and he said he couldn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35740521)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: chrome degenerate

Can we get a rat fuck’s take on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#35742772)



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Author: insanely creepy sanctuary kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#48809653)



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Date: April 3rd, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary kitty



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Date: May 31st, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: rape laserdisc (gunneratttt)

lmfao @ the dicksucking itt. and this was just 7 years ago. by 2035 the entire country is gonna be ubereats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3935747&forum_id=2:#48976090)