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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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Never played it
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Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
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It came out in 1997
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Wario Land is a prestigious game
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Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
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Yeah that was engagement bait
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Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
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All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
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Vector man is incredibly Scummy
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Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
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The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
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Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: fragrant casino wagecucks

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: milky sanctuary idiot

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: fragrant casino wagecucks

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: walnut spectacular lay

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: fragrant casino wagecucks

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Drab becky

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: fragrant casino wagecucks

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: curious main people

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: fragrant casino wagecucks

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: talented slippery box office pistol

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: fragrant casino wagecucks

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: mewling dysfunction

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: milky sanctuary idiot

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: buff slimy brunch

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: buff slimy brunch

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: milky sanctuary idiot

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: buff slimy brunch

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: sticky orchestra pit



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: buff slimy brunch

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: sticky orchestra pit

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
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