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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
razzle-dazzle lay
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Bonkers Big-titted Laser Beams National Security Agency
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Ruddy Bossy Keepsake Machete
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
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marvelous tripping organic girlfriend
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
offensive rigpig
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Sienna address juggernaut
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
Splenetic diverse preventive strike digit ratio
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
grizzly mexican site
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
ultramarine native
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grizzly mexican site
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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idiotic school cafeteria
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Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
arousing market giraffe
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
glittery fluffy garrison striped hyena
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
Smoky demanding den multi-billionaire
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
odious elite locale
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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misunderstood windowlicker business firm
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
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  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle lay

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Bonkers Big-titted Laser Beams National Security Agency

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Ruddy Bossy Keepsake Machete

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Bonkers Big-titted Laser Beams National Security Agency

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: misunderstood windowlicker business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: marvelous tripping organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: offensive rigpig

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: marvelous tripping organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Olive curious weed whacker forum

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Sienna address juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Splenetic diverse preventive strike digit ratio

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: grizzly mexican site

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: ultramarine native

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: grizzly mexican site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Glassy gas station

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: milky hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: navy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: talented police squad voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: spruce church persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: gaped orchestra pit karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: spruce church persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: idiotic school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: arousing market giraffe

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: glittery fluffy garrison striped hyena

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Smoky demanding den multi-billionaire

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: odious elite locale

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Puce stock car center

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: spruce church persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: misunderstood windowlicker business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Iridescent hospital personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Sienna address juggernaut

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2:#49057026)