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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Snowy Diverse Public Bath Ladyboy
  06/27/25
i support islam now
boyish background story sneaky criminal
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bateful associate
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Pea-brained bull headed personal credit line
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Snowy Diverse Public Bath Ladyboy
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Pea-brained bull headed personal credit line
  06/27/25
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dashing maroon place of business
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Emerald property famous landscape painting
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Excitant Embarrassed To The Bone Ceo
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Talented rigor black woman
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Talented rigor black woman
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
learning disabled theater tank
  06/27/25
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Self-absorbed jet chad
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Emerald property famous landscape painting
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Supple Mildly Autistic Mexican Alpha
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Emerald property famous landscape painting
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Pea-brained bull headed personal credit line
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Emerald property famous landscape painting
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Charcoal sinister useless brakes french chef
  06/27/25
It's both
Demanding tanning salon electric furnace
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Excitant Embarrassed To The Bone Ceo
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Angry garrison
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
crawly hissy fit
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
boyish background story sneaky criminal
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
brilliant toilet seat
  06/27/25
lmfao
Supple Mildly Autistic Mexican Alpha
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Concupiscible amber locus patrolman
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Excitant Embarrassed To The Bone Ceo
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Concupiscible amber locus patrolman
  06/27/25
lmao
Talented rigor black woman
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Pea-brained bull headed personal credit line
  06/27/25
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Razzmatazz Meetinghouse Feces
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Talented rigor black woman
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
misanthropic vivacious base
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Talented rigor black woman
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Emerald property famous landscape painting
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
misanthropic vivacious base
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Emerald property famous landscape painting
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Excitant Embarrassed To The Bone Ceo
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Concupiscible amber locus patrolman
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Talented rigor black woman
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Excitant Embarrassed To The Bone Ceo
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
sepia friendly grandma
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Rusted menage
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Snowy Diverse Public Bath Ladyboy
  06/27/25
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Snowy Diverse Public Bath Ladyboy
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Angry garrison
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
exciting pearl plaza marketing idea
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
irradiated bronze lodge karate
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
bossy racy fortuitous meteor dilemma
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Appetizing indecent people who are hurt coldplay fan
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
exciting pearl plaza marketing idea
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Ruby antidepressant drug
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
crawly hissy fit
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Talented rigor black woman
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Appetizing indecent people who are hurt coldplay fan
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
exciting pearl plaza marketing idea
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Snowy Diverse Public Bath Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: boyish background story sneaky criminal

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: bateful associate



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Pea-brained bull headed personal credit line

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Snowy Diverse Public Bath Ladyboy

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Pea-brained bull headed personal credit line

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: dashing maroon place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Emerald property famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Excitant Embarrassed To The Bone Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Talented rigor black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Talented rigor black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: learning disabled theater tank

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Self-absorbed jet chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Emerald property famous landscape painting

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Supple Mildly Autistic Mexican Alpha

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Emerald property famous landscape painting

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Pea-brained bull headed personal credit line

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Emerald property famous landscape painting

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Charcoal sinister useless brakes french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Demanding tanning salon electric furnace

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Excitant Embarrassed To The Bone Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Angry garrison

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: crawly hissy fit

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: boyish background story sneaky criminal

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: brilliant toilet seat

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Supple Mildly Autistic Mexican Alpha

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible amber locus patrolman

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Excitant Embarrassed To The Bone Ceo

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible amber locus patrolman

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Talented rigor black woman

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Pea-brained bull headed personal credit line

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Meetinghouse Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Talented rigor black woman

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: misanthropic vivacious base

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Talented rigor black woman

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Emerald property famous landscape painting

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: misanthropic vivacious base

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Emerald property famous landscape painting

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Excitant Embarrassed To The Bone Ceo

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible amber locus patrolman

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Talented rigor black woman

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Excitant Embarrassed To The Bone Ceo

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: sepia friendly grandma

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Rusted menage

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Snowy Diverse Public Bath Ladyboy

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Snowy Diverse Public Bath Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Angry garrison

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: exciting pearl plaza marketing idea

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: irradiated bronze lodge karate

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: bossy racy fortuitous meteor dilemma

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Appetizing indecent people who are hurt coldplay fan

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: exciting pearl plaza marketing idea

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Ruby antidepressant drug

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: crawly hissy fit

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Talented rigor black woman

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Appetizing indecent people who are hurt coldplay fan

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: exciting pearl plaza marketing idea

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055482)